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Return of the Kerry Magic!
www.HughHewitt.com ^ | 10/31/2006 | Dean Barnett

Posted on 10/31/2006 12:28:57 PM PST by The Blitherer

Democrats must be cursing that damn Karl Rove. How does he do it? From where in the black depths of his soul did he conjure the idea of putting a microphone in front of John Kerry’s mouth during the last week of a campaign season? We all know the truth now, and it is incontrovertible: Karl Rove is one magnificent bastard!

For those of you late to the party, here’s the source of the controversy:

According to the Pasadena Star-News: "Kerry then told the students that if they were able to navigate the education system, they could get comfortable jobs - "If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq," he said to a mixture of laughter and gasps.''

The suggestion that only defective students go to Iraq is manifestly offensive and a needless slur on the troops in Iraq. While Kerry may have been painfully recalling his own experience at Yale where he got 4 D’s during his freshman year and ultimately wound up in Vietnam, there’s nonetheless no excuse for these comments.

I assume if you’re a Democrat, you’d like to see this controversy go away since most people won’t incline to share Kerry’s view that it’s quite cricket to call our soldiers a bunch of dullards. If Kerry were a team player, he would issue a perfunctory apology and let the story die a quick death.

But Kerry is no team player. Never was, never will be. He is once again playing the “Swiftboated” card and his response to the controversy is almost as obnoxious as his original comment. A news release from the Senator’s office reads in part:

Washington – Senator John Kerry issued the following statement in response to White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, assorted right wing nut-jobs, and right wing talk show hosts desperately distorting Kerry’s comments about President Bush to divert attention from their disastrous record:

“If anyone thinks a veteran would criticize the more than 140,000 heroes serving in Iraq and not the president who got us stuck there, they're crazy. This is the classic G.O.P. playbook. I’m sick and tired of these despicable Republican attacks that always seem to come from those who never can be found to serve in war, but love to attack those who did…

It disgusts me that these Republican hacks, who have never worn the uniform of our country lie and distort so blatantly and carelessly about those who have…

These Republicans are afraid to debate veterans who live and breathe the concerns of our troops, not the empty slogans of an Administration that sent our brave troops to war without body armor.

Bottom line, these Republicans want to debate straw men because they’re afraid to debate real men.

By all means, read the whole thing. The part about Rush Limbaugh making fun of Michael J. Fox is especially on point.

The paragraph I bolded and italicized is particularly telling. John Kerry thinks his service in Vietnam four decades ago means his every comment and action should be beyond reproach. It doesn’t work like that. Ask Duke Cunningham. It’s rather amazing that a man of Kerry’s age and experience has formulated such a simplistic, juvenile and narcissistic worldview.

At a time like this, I think it only appropriate that we thank the Lord that John Kerry is one of the public faces of the Democratic Party. It will truly be a delight watching Democrats who tapped the Kerry fundraising spigot this cycle rush to distance themselves from the Senator as his mouth has put his career and those around him into full-on Chernobyl mode.

What’s the next trick up Rove’s sleeve? An open-ended interview with Howard Dean?


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: benedictarnold; democrats; elections; hughhewitt; johnkerry; kerry; kerrydumbiraqgaffe; kerrymagic; magic; stuckiniraq; unfit
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To: milwguy

American Legion Demands Apology From Sen. Kerry


21 posted on 10/31/2006 12:46:35 PM PST by milwguy
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To: cripplecreek

Where's the photo of Kerry saluting?


22 posted on 10/31/2006 12:46:47 PM PST by Brilliant
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To: milwguy

Kerry in hot water over comments on troop education




The comments in question


White House reponse to Kerry's comments


Senator John Kerry is being criticized from all corners for his troop-bashing comments made Monday in California. While addressing a group of college students at a campaign rally in Pasadena, CA., the Democrat told students to study hard because those without an education "get stuck in Iraq."


23 posted on 10/31/2006 12:47:51 PM PST by milwguy
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To: Brilliant
From another thread.....

PRES BUSH is going to make a remark about this at 5:00 ET tonight!!

24 posted on 10/31/2006 12:48:05 PM PST by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal.")
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To: milwguy

Kerry: Go to college or ‘get stuck in Iraq’
Army Times - Oct 31 8:35 AM


25 posted on 10/31/2006 12:48:36 PM PST by milwguy
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To: Donald Rumsfeld Fan
I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?"

So far, I don't believe Rove has fired the proverbial 'October Surprise'.. all of the October Surprises thus far have been the dems shooting themselves in the foot... but that seems to be the history doesn't it.. they always worry about what 'October Surprise' we'll pull, yet they are the ones always pulling them.. and they never work!

26 posted on 10/31/2006 12:48:47 PM PST by mnehring (True Conservatives don't stab our troops in the back by not voting!)
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To: The Blitherer

Work hard and study or else you won't qualify for a job in the public sector. Then marry a bizarre foreign widow so you can live off her dead husband's estate.


27 posted on 10/31/2006 12:49:01 PM PST by SAR_Bill (This is like Ted Kennedy teaching traffic school.)
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To: concerned about politics

I wonder if Kerry has the guts to try to deflect the criticism by paying a visit to our troops in Iraq?


While there, he can lead a peace march thru Sadr City.


28 posted on 10/31/2006 12:49:58 PM PST by Brilliant
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To: milwguy
...irate calls by mothers of U.S. soldiers to Boston radio talk stations.

Good. Hit him where he lives!

29 posted on 10/31/2006 12:50:41 PM PST by Socratic ( "Better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied" - J.S. Mill)
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To: milwguy

American Legion to Sen. Kerry: Apologize Now


30 posted on 10/31/2006 12:50:46 PM PST by milwguy
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To: Socratic

Nothing like some love from his constituents


31 posted on 10/31/2006 12:51:29 PM PST by milwguy
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To: cripplecreek

He broke his wrist restraints and escaped from the home.


32 posted on 10/31/2006 12:52:20 PM PST by billhilly
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To: The Blitherer

Kerry should have been horsewhipped along time ago.


33 posted on 10/31/2006 12:52:47 PM PST by Big Digger (I)
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To: The Blitherer
“If anyone thinks a veteran would criticize the more than 140,000 heroes serving in Iraq ......"

A 'veteran' wouldn't Hanoi John, but a TRAITOR would (and did).

Why does it seem particularly appropriate that Scary Kerry would do this on Halloween?

34 posted on 10/31/2006 12:53:06 PM PST by seabreezelover
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To: capt. norm
This guy could screw up a one-car funeral.

Speaking of funerals... this is what John Kerry said when 'The Big Dig' was supposedly, completed(before the collapse killing a woman):

“This tunnel will end up being a bargain.”

35 posted on 10/31/2006 12:53:10 PM PST by johnny7 (“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
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To: All
Kerry's defense was, "It's Bush's fault!"????
36 posted on 10/31/2006 12:53:15 PM PST by Dominic Harr (Conservative: The "ant", to a liberal's "grasshopper".)
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To: Big Digger

Notice how none of his fellow Rats are coming to his rescue. They are letting him go down with his 'swiftboat' and no one is throwing him a life preserver. I bet Teresa is plastered by now and hitting him over the head for ruining his chance at the White House before the 08 campaign has even begun. This has to be some kind of record.


37 posted on 10/31/2006 12:55:07 PM PST by milwguy
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To: milwguy

Harold Ford, Jr must be in an awful mess in Sgt York's Tennessee.


38 posted on 10/31/2006 12:55:12 PM PST by billhilly
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To: The Blitherer
Pasadena Star News is a newspaper in Pasadena, California, USA covering general news.

Website seems to be having a problem....not sresponding at all!!!

39 posted on 10/31/2006 12:56:36 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (History is soon Forgotten,)
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To: The Blitherer
Kerry is pictured below after his Not an Apology session which is another liberal Wellstone.


40 posted on 10/31/2006 12:56:42 PM PST by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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