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Christ the Contrarian
Townhall ^ | Dec. 23, 2006 | Doug Giles

Posted on 12/23/2006 8:24:12 PM PST by 13Sisters76

Christ the Contrarian By Doug Giles Saturday, December 23, 2006

When Jesus Christ got injected into the human mix two thousand plus years ago, from the cradle to the cross, He was a lightning rod of controversy. His incarnation heated up the culture war more than O’Reilly could ever dream of doing.

Immanuel’s arrival upon the scene caused demon inspired, political idiots to try to kill Him while He was still cooing and pooing in His pampers. The dragon no likey his party getting ruined, and ruin it the Prince of Peace did.

The initial message the Wonderful Counselor preached, according to Dr. Luke’s take, ticked off the crowd He was addressing so thoroughly that they attempted to throw Him off a cliff. He nailed that haughty mob for the crud they were practicing—and He did so publicly. In public. Ouch. Snap! That’s not very “Christian” of Christ.

In reality (on this planet), Jesus received minimal accolades. No lucrative gigs with the Premier Speakers Bureau; no “isn’t He so nice let’s put Him on Oprah” invite; no fat, Creflo Dollar like honorariums; no limousine chariot services. He got nada, nothing, zilch, zero, zippo—and for those who haven’t seen The Passion of the Christ yet, it sorta got even rougher.

Today in our radically wussified, politically correct state of bland, we won’t embrace this Christ because He’d so get under our skin. And we like our skin. The truth of the matter is that what Jesus said and did caused more discomfort to man’s me-monkey human spirit than cheap Tequila and three bags of pork rinds drenched in hot sauce would to Martha Stewart’s colon (insert deep belch and loud fart noise here).

It’s funny that a bunch of churchgoers who worship Jesus probably wouldn’t hire Him to be their pastor today because He was too much of a hellrazer. His solid/ acidic, anti-bovine scatology posture towards politicians, priests, pet sins, oppressors and others who were playing games with God and man equates a resume that most pastoral search committees wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pew.

Y’know, most of us forget the above when we see sweet baby Jesus lying in a manger. Because of our rank illiteracy regarding the scripture, our prejudiced and politically correct approach to the Bible that’s custom tailored a Jesus of our own imaginations, we have developed a deep distaste for anything but a bespoke and neutered little “g” god.

My prayer for you and yours, our churches and our nation is that we flush the feckless, Lysol-disinfected, feminine hygiene Jesus we’ve created to mollycoddle our madness and go back to the rowdy Christ that would, lovingly of course, shake us into shape.

So, as we’re clicking our mouse and melting our plastic this holiday season in homage to the birth of heaven’s Beowulf, why don’t we go the second mile and follow His example by being more rowdy for righteous stuff in ’07. Yeah, that’s it. Make 2007 one where the clash aspects of Christ’s nature are emphasized. Possibly, by so doing, we will see personal sin, aggressive secularism and militant Islam get staved off like never before.

Have a merry contrarian Christmas and a happy, hellrazing New Year. * Logon to www.ClashRadio.com and watch Giles’ new video blurb, “It’s Going To Get Rough, So Put On a Cup.” Also, check out Doug’s interview Dr. Elizabeth Kantor, author of the book, The Politically Incorrect Guide to English and American Literature. Giles gets the skinny from Kantor on what PC English professors don’t want you to learn from, Beowulf, Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Jane Austen,T. S. Eliot, Flannery O’Connor and others.

Doug Giles is the creator and host of The Clash radio shows, winners of seven Silver Microphone Awards and two Communicator Awards in the last three years, and a contributing columnist on Townhall.com.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: christmas; faith; jesus
I wish you all a very merry Christmas.
1 posted on 12/23/2006 8:24:15 PM PST by 13Sisters76
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2 posted on 12/23/2006 8:27:35 PM PST by Aetius
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To: 13Sisters76

Blessed are the meek.


3 posted on 12/23/2006 8:28:19 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: 13Sisters76

Christ the King -- let no one forget it.


4 posted on 12/23/2006 8:29:47 PM PST by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: 13Sisters76

Spiritual combat is a vision not
commonly shared in this modern world

And the forces of this earth are smiling;
awaiting their prey

C.S. Lewis would have much to say about this
Jesus fought our battles, and gave his life
Sealing the fates of Despite


5 posted on 12/23/2006 8:51:41 PM PST by HangnJudge
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To: 13Sisters76
[ The truth of the matter is that what Jesus said and did caused more discomfort to man’s me-monkey human spirit than cheap Tequila and three bags of pork rinds drenched in hot sauce would to Martha Stewart’s colon (insert deep belch and loud fart noise here). ]

LoL.....

6 posted on 12/23/2006 8:55:18 PM PST by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole)
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To: 13Sisters76
Marry CHRISTmas

Peace on Earth to men of goodwill.
7 posted on 12/23/2006 9:20:16 PM PST by Peacekeeper357 (Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.)
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To: 13Sisters76

A vital reminder that Jesus was killed by the highest authorities in the religious and political communities. He was intolerable.
I cannot think of a single Christian leader today in this country who even touches the hem of his garment. They are, to a soul feeble, worldly, disengenious and most worthy of Jesus' slander.
After all, the Way of Jesus leads to the death of the Old Man as the condition of the Birth of the New Man.


8 posted on 12/23/2006 9:43:16 PM PST by Louis Foxwell (Here come I, gravitas in tow.)
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To: HangnJudge
When Jesus SPOKE to the people of his time; He was a master of subtlety.

I delight in "Beat your Swords into Plowshares". The NRA should too!

It took less effort to beat a plowshare back into a sword, than to earn the price of a new sword. The Roman Government allowed Plowshare ownership; but restricted Sword ownership.
9 posted on 12/23/2006 9:48:06 PM PST by PizzaDriver (an heinleinian/libertarian)
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To: 13Sisters76

And a very merry Christmas to you as well.


10 posted on 12/23/2006 10:16:45 PM PST by citizenmatt (*currently crossing into the blue*)
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To: 13Sisters76

This caricature is almost as bad as the one it criticizes. The truth is that Jesus came in fulfillment of what the Law and the Prophets foretold. He was expected, exactly as He was, by many. And He wept for those who thought He was a revolutionary.


11 posted on 12/23/2006 10:46:20 PM PST by naturalized (Chazaq!)
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To: naturalized

What you say almost makes sense save for the fact that Jesus WAS a revolutionary then, and... Jesus IS a revolutionary today.

Jesus is NOT a salesman, priest or politician.


12 posted on 12/23/2006 11:28:20 PM PST by tman73 (GW has nuts...Dems don't)
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To: 13Sisters76

A good and needful reminder...


13 posted on 12/24/2006 12:13:01 AM PST by Iscool (There will be NO peace on earth, NOR good will toward men UNTIL there is Glory to God in the Highest)
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To: Amos the Prophet
I cannot think of a single Christian leader today in this country who even touches the hem of his garment. They are, to a soul feeble, worldly, disengenious and most worthy of Jesus' slander.

This Christian leader is worthy.

Ravi Zacharias

I have met many men in my lifetime - he serves Christ like no one else I have seen.

Listen Here

14 posted on 12/24/2006 3:47:35 AM PST by SkyPilot
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To: naturalized

Matthew 10:34-36
34"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. 35For I have come to turn
" 'a man against his father,
a daughter against her mother,
a daughter-in-law against her motherinlaw—
36a man's enemies will be the members of his own household.'


15 posted on 12/24/2006 3:57:00 AM PST by Manic_Episode (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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To: 13Sisters76

Jesus was not an American, either.


16 posted on 12/24/2006 4:16:36 AM PST by don-o (Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
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To: tman73
What you say almost makes sense save for the fact that Jesus WAS a revolutionary then, and... Jesus IS a revolutionary today.

Almost as much sense as this:

17"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. 19Anyone who breaks one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do the same will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 20For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven.

Last time I checked, the sun rose this morning.

17 posted on 01/02/2007 12:24:26 PM PST by naturalized (Chazaq!)
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To: 13Sisters76
political idiots to try to kill Him while He was still cooing and pooing in His pampers.

I'm not sure if I should be outraged by the imagery or impressed by the proper capitalization.

18 posted on 01/02/2007 12:28:51 PM PST by Tanniker Smith (I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
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To: Manic_Episode
Well, please, don't stop there:

43"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' 44But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.

Now, what were you saying?

19 posted on 01/02/2007 12:29:29 PM PST by naturalized (Chazaq!)
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To: tman73
What Jesus really said to the revolutionaries of His day:

41As he approached Jerusalem and saw the city, he wept over it 42and said, "If you, even you, had only known on this day what would bring you peace—but now it is hidden from your eyes. 43The days will come upon you when your enemies will build an embankment against you and encircle you and hem you in on every side. 44They will dash you to the ground, you and the children within your walls. They will not leave one stone on another, because you did not recognize the time of God's coming to you."

I think this is what he was talking about:

and this:

And this:


20 posted on 01/02/2007 1:04:14 PM PST by naturalized (Chazaq!)
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