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Man Builds Guillotine to Kill Himself
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 9/12/07 | AP

Posted on 09/12/2007 8:37:34 PM PDT by TFFKAMM

(09-12) 14:05 PDT Allen Park, Mich. (AP) --

The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said. The man, from the Detroit suburb of Melvindale, was discovered Monday by workers from a shopping center near his home.

Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Covert said police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device...

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Michigan
KEYWORDS: acutabove; adropinthebasket; bratwurstisbetter; cuttingedgedude; cuttingremarks; darwinwinsagain; guillotine; headedforhell; lose10uglypoundsfast; suicide; weirdstuff
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1 posted on 09/12/2007 8:37:36 PM PDT by TFFKAMM
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Horrible. Just terrible.

Terrible story.

Any way you slice it.

2 posted on 09/12/2007 8:39:11 PM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (Visit this thread 1-hour from now. In that time, an average of 416.6 more ILLEGALS will be in the US)
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To: TFFKAMM

Only a guy would do all this.


3 posted on 09/12/2007 8:41:31 PM PDT by ansel12 (Romney longed to serve in Vietnam, ask me for the quote.)
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To: TFFKAMM

Wonder if he placed the catch bag so that his last visions would be of his blood spurting neck above him or the treetops? This had to be one sick pup but you gotta admit he is smarter than Kivorkian.


4 posted on 09/12/2007 8:41:35 PM PDT by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support. Defend life support for others in the womb.)
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To: TFFKAMM

Prayers for this misguided soul.


5 posted on 09/12/2007 8:41:35 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~~~Jihad Fever -- Catch It !~~~ (Backup tag: "Live Fred or Die"))
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To: TFFKAMM
The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said.

The "body" was found? What about the head?

6 posted on 09/12/2007 8:41:55 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono (If you don't want people to get your goat, don't tell them where it's tied.)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted ......

I wonder if the police chief is a covert officer.


7 posted on 09/12/2007 8:42:04 PM PDT by umgud
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To: AmericanInTokyo

I can’t believe it was so bad he lost his head over it.


8 posted on 09/12/2007 8:42:04 PM PDT by TheDon (The DemocRAT party is the party of TREASON! Overthrow the terrorist's congress!)
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To: TFFKAMM

I wonder if anyone was holding his beer?


9 posted on 09/12/2007 8:43:16 PM PDT by garyhope (Ars longa, vita brevis. Too brevis.)
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To: TFFKAMM

Redneck.


10 posted on 09/12/2007 8:44:00 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: TFFKAMM

“receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device...”
Just wondering, did he buy the stuff on credit?


11 posted on 09/12/2007 8:44:12 PM PDT by rusureitflies? (OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD! There, I said it. Prove me wrong.)
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To: garyhope

This is a horrible thing. Why am I laughing at these lame jokes?


12 posted on 09/12/2007 8:44:21 PM PDT by bubbacluck
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To: liege

Ok. They aren’t lame.


13 posted on 09/12/2007 8:45:14 PM PDT by bubbacluck
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To: rusureitflies?

Was that on an episode of DYI??? Musta missed it.


14 posted on 09/12/2007 8:45:30 PM PDT by shankbear (Al-Qaeda grew while Monica blew)
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To: liege
I don't know!

No need for us to be cutting up like this on FR!

15 posted on 09/12/2007 8:45:30 PM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (Visit this thread 1-hour from now. In that time, an average of 416.6 more ILLEGALS will be in the US)
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To: liege
This is a horrible thing. Why am I laughing at these lame jokes?

Now that's funny

16 posted on 09/12/2007 8:46:09 PM PDT by dc27
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To: liege
This is a horrible thing. Why am I laughing at these lame jokes?

Now that's funny

17 posted on 09/12/2007 8:46:11 PM PDT by dc27
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To: shankbear

Hope nobody tries to mail a video of this into Jackass and MTV!


18 posted on 09/12/2007 8:46:17 PM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (Visit this thread 1-hour from now. In that time, an average of 416.6 more ILLEGALS will be in the US)
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To: TFFKAMM

I am terribly sorry but when I read this story I laughed so loud I think the neighbors might be awake. All this time and effort to kill yourself???


19 posted on 09/12/2007 8:46:31 PM PDT by Xenophon450 (They say it's lonely at the top, then I am as lonely as can be.)
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To: TFFKAMM

Some people are taking the housing bust pretty hard.


20 posted on 09/12/2007 8:46:39 PM PDT by Nachoman (My guns and my ammo, they comfort me.)
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