Posted on 09/12/2007 8:37:34 PM PDT by TFFKAMM
(09-12) 14:05 PDT Allen Park, Mich. (AP) --
The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said. The man, from the Detroit suburb of Melvindale, was discovered Monday by workers from a shopping center near his home.
Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Covert said police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device...
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Something's happened, and I'm head over heels
I never find out, till I'm head over heels
Something's happened, and I'm head over heels
Ah, don't take my heart, dont break my heart, don't, don't throw it away
/Tears for Fears
HOWARD PAYNE: "I'm smarter than you, Jack! I'm smarter than you...AAAAAAH....pffft"
JACK TRABIN: Yeah...but I'm taller!"
/"Speed", Keanu Reeves and Dennis Hopper, 1994
New product commercial: Head-Off.
Apply directly where head...used to be.
Available now at Camp Crystal Lake. See Voorhees, J...before the cut-off date.
Someone must have told him hillary had a good chance of becoming our next president.
"To get the inspiration for this week's project, we looked all the way back to the French Revolution."
He got cut off in the middle of downloading it?
"Keep Ears Away From Blade -Vincent"
Still, at least he didn't become a homicide bomber, or fall on somebody leaping from a BASE, or possibly mentally scar an operator of a vehicle or train by jumping in front of it.
I can think cheaper and easier ways to do it.
A few years ago, a guy walked into a local gun shop, handled a rifle, pulled a round out of his pocket...and ate it, so to speak.
He obviously "Had it up to HERE!" with all the rest of us.
First of all, please allow me to apologize in advance.
Can they return something that was only used once? Probably will be hit with a 20% restocking fee.
Don’t ping Oregon with this one...they have enough problems with assissted suicide as it is...
"Yeah, but I can only do it once."
Let him eat cake!
Best line from Hot Fuzz: “They’ve been decaffeinated!”
Good one!
I can see where this thread is headed.
From the great state of Michiganistan no less...surely he could have found a local radical Islamist to do the job in the service of Allah....
I wonder how the idea popped into his head.
I guess he was in way over his head...
Quick and painless too.
I wonder if they classify him as John Doe or LeRoy Louis
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