Choose new middle name for Barack HUSSEIN Obama (Compliments from Doug From Upland)

Ebay ^ | February 2008 | Ebay

[yoe]

CHOOSE NEW MIDDLE NAME FOR BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

You are bidding on a framed genuine FAKE birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. Did I say that his middle name is Hussein? I did? Okay.

Here is the fun part. Because it is apparently against the rules to use the middle name of HUSSEIN, the winning bidder will have the opportunity to choose a new middle name to replace HUSSEIN. It will be inserted in the FAKE certificate. We can begin using the name, and then we won't have to worry about being arrested by the DemocRAT PC police for using the actual real name HUSSEIN.

Let's see how these might sound. Barack Milhous Obama. Barack Fitzgerald Obama. Barack Fidel Obama. Barack Wolfgang Obama. Barack Rodham Obama. It will be your choice. Be creative!

Won't it be nice to use his entire name again? You knew JFK and FDR. We don't want to have to call him B.O. do we? That stinks.

[fairtrader]

Barak William Jefferson Obama

[McGruff]

Barack Blank Obama

Barack Hidden Obama

Barack no-need-to-know Obama

[SkyPilot]

[UCFRoadWarrior]

Barack Saddam Obama

Barack bin Obama

Barack AndRoll Obama

Barack Olbermann Obama

Barack Migraine Obama

Barack Farrakhan Obama

[null and void]

Don't mean to steal the thread, but did you ever notice how his name sounds like a croaking frog?

Or a chicken? buc buc buc BARACK

[libh8er]

Forget Barack. I have a new honorary middle name for McCain.

John Hussein McCain

Obama can now be just Barack Obama.

[ushr435]

Boutros Boutros Obama

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Barack M.T. Suit Obama

[Perchant]

Barack Recovering-Junkie Obama

[Round 9]

Barak beeeeeeeeeeep Obama.

Treat it like the four letter words on basic cable.

[fairtrader]

Barak “Don’t Call me Francis” Obama

[Cordio]

Barack Stanley Obama
His mother’s name was Stanley Ann because her father’s name was Stanley and he wanted a boy. I just read the whole history of his mother and father’s and stepfather’s background. His mother, Stanley Ann was quite a feminist in her day, having to live with the name Stanley and quite beautiful too. His Grandmother Madelyn is still alive, is 85 and living independently but we never here mention of her. He’s keeping her under wraps.

Cordio

[Quix]

Great emoticon. Thanks.

Do you have to use the IMG SCR html code or how do you post it?

[Cordio]

Barack Stanley Obama
His mother’s name was Stanley Ann because her father’s name was Stanley and he wanted a boy. I just read the whole history of his mother and father’s and stepfather’s background. His mother, Stanley Ann was quite a feminist in her day, having to live with the name Stanley and quite beautiful too. His Grandmother Madelyn is still alive, is 85 and living independently but we never here mention of her. He’s keeping her under wraps.

Cordio

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Barack Cocaine Obama

[SkyPilot]

From CJ Wolf:

[Mach9]

“Barac (formerly known as Hussein) Obama.”

Oh, I do like that one!

[JoanVarga]

Barack Chance Gardener Obama.