Posted on 03/06/2008 10:05:44 PM PST by Nachum
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You’ve often uttered the phrase, ” I love what you’ve done with your cave.”
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You’ve ever had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
Man was made from earth, angels from light and djinn from fire, according to the Koran.
13. Your mailing address includes a JDAM zipcode.
Currently, Qarmartians are associated with Bahrayn, not Iraq. By Bahrayn, I mean iqlim al-Bahrayn, which included Kuwait, Qatar, Eastern Saudi Arabia, & especially what is currently Bahrayn. These places are not Qamartian anymore of course, but are still Shi’ah areas until now.
Sorry, I left out that Qatar is now only 15% Shi'ah at best.
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