Greg Gutfeld: Expecting Election Day Riots Is Racist

Fox News ^ | October 24, 2008 | Greg Gutfeld

[2ndDivisionVet]

So last night, we talked about how police in urban centers of the country are bracing for violent unrest, just in case a) Obama loses and riots break out in cities like Detroit and Oakland, or b) Obama wins and riots break out in cities like Detroit and Oakland.

[buccaneer81]

I’d like to save my property from damage and I don’t want to have to shoot anyone.

My McCain-Palin sign stays where it is. And if I have to shoot anyone who tries to break into my home, I will.

Your attitude is very French. This is America.

[buccaneer81]

That’s if McCain loses...

Yup. Times 200 if McCain wins.

[dsc]

“I don’t want to have to shoot anyone.”

Well, that’s an interesting point of view. I’ll have to think about that.

[Lazlar]

They are human beings, just like us.

White folks would burn down their own homes also if they were dumb and stupid.

Let them riot.

Let the black reverendez explain it

[dsc]

“I have not heard any Republican mention this subject at all.”

I have.

“Who exactly is expecting that something may happen then?”

I am.

“How can liberals/radicals/blacks claim there is racist feeling out there”

My thoughts have nothing to do with the color of someone’s skin, but only what they might do because of the Nest-o-Vipers(tm) world view they have been sold.

[Netizen]

Isn’t it racist to say that if you don’t vote for Obama you’re racist?

[Netizen]

YES. I don’t get to watch it often but when I do, its generally very good!

[scott says]

I TiVo the show every night! I live in California. It used to be on at 11 pm but then it was pushed back to midnight,a little too late to stay up for. Since the media is so out of whack and unwatchable- I watch Red Eye when I get home from work. It is hilarious most of the time, sometimes a bit goofy. I love Greg, he is a hoot!

[Lazlar]

“””Isn’t it racist to say that if you don’t vote for Obama you’re racist?””{”

is it wrong to be a racist anymore ?

everyone else is a racist, white folks should be also

[Trajan88]

I've watched Red Eye... haven't watched in a few months though... thought it was entertaining.

The panel always has some long legged hottie in a short skirt or plunging neckline top... wished they never moved the camera from these ladies.

[SaintDismas]

Has anybody thought about (much less voiced it) how this might be the thing that’s turning the election toward McCain? How folks otherwise disposed to voting for the big 0 are being completely turned off by the behavior and temper tantrums that his supporters are exhibiting?

I wonder if that could be playing toward the shift towards McCain that we’re witnessing.

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

Funny stuff.

[uvular]

Heck, I'm an oldie; 57 on 11-4!

Yeah, I think he's got too many folks on the panel and is hard to keep up with at times. He's usually on Fox and Friends Sunday, too. The best is just to read his Gregalogs...

[eyedigress]

I’ve watched it and it is quite funny.

[eyedigress]

Isn’t it racist to say that if you don’t vote for Obama you’re racist?

Only if you say it....

[noob4palin]

When Chief Gates was preparing for riots prior to the Rodney king beating trial verdicts, Mayor Bradley said it was racist to assume blacks would riot. Preparations were halted.

[April Lexington]

Funny how you never see Asians, Hispanics, Germans, French, English Latvians, etc. riot in the US every few years.

How does one ethnic group get a monopoly on civil disorder? Must be some government program or unfunded mandate that requires urban violence and civil unrest.

[newzjunkey]

Suggesting there wouldn’t be a possibility of riots if McCain wins would just be stupid. There’s been pre-election violence and after the eight years of “end of an error” and “selected not elected” and “stolen election” I would expect nothing less than trouble if the Left does not win. God help all of us if the election is close like 2000.

[DocH]

For that reason, on election night, I'm renting every season of "Sex and the City" and curling up with a gallon of Thin Mint. What can I say, these thighs aren't going to inflate themselves.

Make that a gallon of thin mint, an AR-15 and a thousand rounds of "medicine fo' they ass". Those thugs aren't going to deflate themselves. :)

[Windcatcher]

"Funny how you never see Asians, Hispanics, Germans, French, English Latvians, etc. riot in the US every few years.

How does one ethnic group get a monopoly on civil disorder? Must be some government program or unfunded mandate that requires urban violence and civil unrest."

Here...the Order of the Purple Cynthia. To be awarded to people who are called "racists" by the Racist Ones.