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CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."
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| Oct 8 2009
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.
The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; vanity
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To: Sloth
No, no, no, no... Awarding Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like naming someone the victor on “Iron Chef” after they correctly prepare Hamburger Helper according to the box directions show up to the kitchen carrying a box of Hamburger Helper (but no Hamburger).
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:39:23 AM PDT
by
dangus
(I am JimThompson)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
Sending the space shuttle to the moon for a load of cheese.
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:40:15 AM PDT
by
crazyshrink
(Barack Hussein Obama...... "The Rush to Communism")
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....awarding Vidkun Quisling the Congresional Medal of Honor. Oh the irony.
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:40:36 AM PDT
by
RC one
To: Lazamataz
. . . conferring a Juris Doctor Honoris Causa degree upon Obama at Notre Dame.
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:40:50 AM PDT
by
rhema
("Break the conventions; keep the commandments." -- G. K. Chesterton)
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... naming a 5-year-old “businessman of the year” for one afternoon running a lemonade stand.
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:42:00 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Obama's Waterloo: a "hockey mom" with a laptop and a Facebook account)
To: crazyshrink
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE:
Iran, which sits on huge unexploited natural gas fields that could inexpensively generate power for 100 years, seeking to generate electricity with nuclear energy.
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:42:42 AM PDT
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Nothing to see here. Move along.)
To: Lazamataz
Correction: AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....posthumously awarding Vidkun Quisling the Deltagermedaljen (WW2 participation medal).
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:43:32 AM PDT
by
RC one
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... awarding a Rookie the NFL’s MVP before the season starts.
To: RC one
Unfortunately, RC one already entered that entry.
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:48:05 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... putting an elevator in an outhouse.
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:48:14 AM PDT
by
rintense
(Senior Marketing / IT / UX architect unemployed and looking for work. Freepmail me if you have leads)
To: TheThirdRuffian
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:48:27 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:49:09 AM PDT
by
wayne_b24
(every day in the Light is a good day ... John 8:12 & 14:6; Psalm 119:105; Joshua 24:15)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
awarding Whoopi Goldberg a “Missed Congeniality” award.
To: Lazamataz
Thanks — I liked my 171 better. All real fake honors to liberals.
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:51:10 AM PDT
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Nothing to see here. Move along.)
To: RummyChick
Or nobel for literature...
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:52:22 AM PDT
by
domeika
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
his non-support for our troops makes him a winner?
or a whiner?
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:55:57 AM PDT
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
To: kevkrom
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE ... awarding the title “Miss Universe” to Helen Thomas
or “Conservative of the Year” to William Ayers.
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:56:11 AM PDT
by
b_C37
To: Lazamataz
“.... is like...
being the Beta Male version of Miss Congeniality.”
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE... living in a a warm apartment you don't have to pay rent on, eating food you don't have to buy, driving a vehicle that was given to you, and once a month getting a check for smokes and booze, while simultaneously complaining about how terrible your country is.
To: Lazamataz
Flushing the toilet because you are constipated...
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posted on
10/09/2009 7:58:42 AM PDT
by
TXnMA
("Allah": Satan's current alias...!!)
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