Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.
The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....Lazz giving us all the “you win” prize whether we posted anything or not...;’}
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE... trying to use the hairdryer in the shower, in clear violation of the labeling.
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE... scratching your foot when your head itches
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE... running around with an open mason jar, trying to catch some hope because Obama has taken your last dime
being promoted to General for graduating from 1st phase of boot camp.
. . . like awarding Hanoi Jane the prize for patriotislm
. . . like awarding satan’s chief demon the Mother Theresa prize for compassion
. . . Lloyd Bridges the award for mountain climbing.
. . . a sea slug an award as the brightest MENSA member.
YOU WIN!!!!
Well, I didn’t see HT mentioned on the first 20 or so, and there are four mentions on this page. See #240
YOU WIN!
Plus, if ya aint quite Granny’s age, Barry will give your organs to wise illegall aliens...
After all ya dont need them, ya greedy capitalist...
You’ve had them there organs to yaself too long...
Share wont ya already...
if ya wont we’ll make ya...
We’s the world...
Is like giving a Nobel Prize to Gov Blagojevich for sound government.
good one
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.......Awarding Larry Flynt the nobel prize for improving the status of women in society
They didn’t want to give a prize to Einstein either.
They ended up giving him a prize for his paper on the photoelectric effect.
Pfft.
BREAKIN NEWS:
A photo has just been released showing Barack Obama on the World Trade Center #1 observation deck moments before the impact of a United 747 jet.
The Nobel Laureate survived the 110 story plunge, saving puppies, kittens and children as he descended.
(Tourist guy photoshop?)
Once health records are nationalized under ObamaCare, lucrative organ-trafficking scams will surface.
Now that the US economy is totally destroyed, carving up dead bodies and selling hard-to-get organs and body parts will have enormous appeal as a gov’t money-maker.
What’s that old funeral director joke? They befriend you b/c they want your body........watch out when a pol puts his arm on your shoulder.
ORGAN TRAFFICKING IS ALIVE AND WELL (/snic). Remember the infamous 2007 Body Parts Scandal? 5-6 people went to jail for carving up dead people in funeral homes.....they made million$.
That was followed by the 2009 FBI bust of the Brooklyn Body-snatchers. Seems a "compassionate" religious group were selling body parts for enormous sums to sick people awaiting transplants.
Something like a 1600% ROI...................not bad for “piece work”
Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like
Madonna winning an Oscar.
Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like
Madonna winning an Oscar.
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE-winning the lottery without buying a ticket.
Peace.... before our time
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