The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, March 19, 2010

The EIB Network ^ | 03/19/10 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[Clint N. Suhks]

http://barackhatesthis.com/

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[mewzilla]

What changed your mind?

I figger there are 2 kinds of libs: the ideologues and the ignorant. I was one of the latter. I used to watch the broadcast nets for news. Read the NYT, Newsweek, and Time. Got my info from the usual suspects and I never thought to question it. Then in 1998 we got internet access. It opened my eyes, and I took my brain outta neutral :)

[sloop]

AMEN RUSH

all the people that want to ‘teach the republicans a lesson’ need to learn this lesson:

why the hell would republicans learn from this ‘lesson’ when they have never learned from your past ‘lessons’?

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Actually, I would feel better with someone with cash on the stand by...

[Girlene]

EXACTLY! My son- who isn’t quite 30 years old has had to restrain me, his mother, from scratching an Obama sticker in a parking lot last week. I’m at the END of my rope.

LOL, SE Mom! You have a good son.

[harpo11]

Sadly, I agree. Good bye "life, liberty and pursuit of happiness".

[advertising guy]

Beckerhead teaches folk....his mouth however is sometimes loaded with brass duds.....he is better than bad...period

[sloop]

i just pee on the bumper

[mewzilla]

Some of our Founding Fathers were none too keen on political parties, including George Washington.

FWIW, I'll vote for any conservative. I don't give a rat's hairy hind end about the letter after the name.

[SE Mom]

;) hehe

[TornadoAlley3]

U.S. President Barack Obama will meet with the House Democratic caucus and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D., Nev.) at the White House Saturday, a day before the House's crucial health-care vote. The get-together will be at 4:00 p.m., a White House official said. House leaders say they are closing in on enough votes to pass the $940 billion health care overhaul Sunday, and the lobbying is continuing in the run up to the vote. Saturday's event at the White House may be Obama's final chance to personally persuade any lawmakers who are still undecided. -By Henry J. Pulizzi, Dow Jones Newswires; 202-862-9256; henry.pulizzi@ dowjones.com

[Girlene]

Good reminder.

[MarkLevinFan]

The Heat is On: Congressman’s Office Says Constituent Calls Are ‘Harassment’
http://biggovernment.com/capitolconfidential/2010/03/19/the-heat-is-on-congressmans-office-says-constituent-calls-are-harassment/

Washington, DC Office
John Garamendi 2459 Rayburn HOB
Washington, D.C. 20515
Phone: (202) 225-1880
Fax: (202) 225-5914

[advertising guy]

shhhhhhhhh...(secret)...I played a golf round w/ an Obama supporter who attened the inaugaration and came home w/ Presidential golf balls............

on the 14th hole, I came upon his ball in the fairway rough behind a tree

whipped her out and pee’d all over that ball

[Ingtar]

Deer scent is an improvement on that method, and comes in convenient packaging that will not get you arrested for indecent exposure.

[harpo11]

Where I live the prisons are so crowded that the state gov't needs to release them early, so are they making room for citizens who don't fill out the census interrogation form completely or correctly?

I wonder what the bail cost would be for "deeming it completed"?Maybe you could ask for Obama's stash to bail you out, or stimulus funds?

[hattend]

Time to start keying cars withObama stickers. They do it to “Palin” cars.

About time we started putting them back into stealth mode.

[who knows what evil?]

Note to young conservative ladies: Nancy is PRECISELY the kind of woman young conservative men are looking for...damn; she was smoking! I hope Rush puts that call up on the ‘free side’ of his site...I have some people that need to hear that!

[SE Mom]

God love him- he is a good man. It was utterly humiliating and hilarious! (MA...you can’t DO that...it’s not your property).

[advertising guy]

I’m out and GO RICKIE FOWLER...let er rip