Posted on 03/19/2010 8:13:27 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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I figger there are 2 kinds of libs: the ideologues and the ignorant. I was one of the latter. I used to watch the broadcast nets for news. Read the NYT, Newsweek, and Time. Got my info from the usual suspects and I never thought to question it. Then in 1998 we got internet access. It opened my eyes, and I took my brain outta neutral :)
all the people that want to ‘teach the republicans a lesson’ need to learn this lesson:
why the hell would republicans learn from this ‘lesson’ when they have never learned from your past ‘lessons’?
Actually, I would feel better with someone with cash on the stand by...
Beckerhead teaches folk....his mouth however is sometimes loaded with brass duds.....he is better than bad...period
FWIW, I'll vote for any conservative. I don't give a rat's hairy hind end about the letter after the name.
;) hehe
Good reminder.
The Heat is On: Congressmans Office Says Constituent Calls Are Harassment
http://biggovernment.com/capitolconfidential/2010/03/19/the-heat-is-on-congressmans-office-says-constituent-calls-are-harassment/
Washington, DC Office
John Garamendi 2459 Rayburn HOB
Washington, D.C. 20515
Phone: (202) 225-1880
Fax: (202) 225-5914
shhhhhhhhh...(secret)...I played a golf round w/ an Obama supporter who attened the inaugaration and came home w/ Presidential golf balls............
on the 14th hole, I came upon his ball in the fairway rough behind a tree
whipped her out and pee’d all over that ball
Deer scent is an improvement on that method, and comes in convenient packaging that will not get you arrested for indecent exposure.
I wonder what the bail cost would be for "deeming it completed"?Maybe you could ask for Obama's stash to bail you out, or stimulus funds?
Time to start keying cars withObama stickers. They do it to “Palin” cars.
About time we started putting them back into stealth mode.
Note to young conservative ladies: Nancy is PRECISELY the kind of woman young conservative men are looking for...damn; she was smoking! I hope Rush puts that call up on the ‘free side’ of his site...I have some people that need to hear that!
God love him- he is a good man. It was utterly humiliating and hilarious! (MA...you can’t DO that...it’s not your property).
I’m out and GO RICKIE FOWLER...let er rip
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