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Scarlett Johansson Sexy and Slick In Louisiana
globalgrind.com ^ | 6-2-10 | unknown

Posted on 06/02/2010 8:41:03 AM PDT by boycott

Scarlett Johansson is beautiful, sexy, super talented and she cares about our environment. The Iron Man 2 star and her husband Ryan Reynolds headed off with a team of officials to survey the devastation around Louisiana's coastline that is the result of the massive BP environmental disaster.

Scarlett and Ryan purchased a farmhouse in Louisiana joining a bunch of Hollywood's A-List as the latest residents of the Gulf state. No word on whether Baby, Master P and Lil Wayne sent over some Gumbo or Creme Brulee because that would be the nice to do.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: oil
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Clearly inadequate for my needs.

41 posted on 06/02/2010 9:04:24 AM PDT by School of Rational Thought (Need work. MBA, CPA, Black Belt. Diverse industry and cross border experience.)
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She might want to invest in one of these to firm up those fat legs.


42 posted on 06/02/2010 9:05:52 AM PDT by jimbo123
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Pasty white thighs. She should be in a contest with Hillary.


43 posted on 06/02/2010 9:05:59 AM PDT by MarkeyD (Obama is a victim of Affirmative Action)
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...just another Obama whore underfoot...”look at me...I care!”


44 posted on 06/02/2010 9:07:04 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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Hoo boy, my mental image of her and her legs is from “Lost in Translation.” I looked it up and that was released 7 years ago. That means she was probably 17 when it was made. Oof. Time sucks.


45 posted on 06/02/2010 9:10:04 AM PDT by duckworth (Perhaps instant karma's going to get you. Perhaps not.)
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Pretty and misguided. The Liberal disease has infected her.


46 posted on 06/02/2010 9:14:06 AM PDT by wac3rd (Gulf oil spews...Obama sues.)
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To: jimbo123

Sometimes it makes them bigger.


47 posted on 06/02/2010 9:14:32 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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...just another Obama whore underfoot...”look at me...I care!”

To be fair we expect to see a picture of yourself or your wife as what we should all look like.

48 posted on 06/02/2010 9:15:14 AM PDT by School of Rational Thought (Need work. MBA, CPA, Black Belt. Diverse industry and cross border experience.)
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After six hours of makeup she is pretty, however in that picture she is average at best. I see better looking women than her on a daily basis. Perhaps her success is explained by rumors that she is the biggest slut in Hollywood.


49 posted on 06/02/2010 9:15:19 AM PDT by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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I usually don’t post in these sorts of threads, but I swear that woman looks like a praying mantis.

Not that that’s bad.


50 posted on 06/02/2010 9:17:34 AM PDT by warchild9
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Johansson just wants the lead in the upcoming James Cameron movie, “Spill”.


51 posted on 06/02/2010 9:18:25 AM PDT by babyfreep
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“What’s with the ratty Palestinian scarf?”

As if a scarf of any kind is necessary during a Louisiana summer. Try finding a local wearing one.


52 posted on 06/02/2010 9:19:24 AM PDT by Magic Fingers
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I don’t give a damn what she looks like...she is an Obama supporter; and has damned herself, the country, and our people.


53 posted on 06/02/2010 9:21:11 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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her body from the belly button down is too manly ...

Every part?

54 posted on 06/02/2010 9:23:06 AM PDT by whence911 (Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
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To: Maverick68

Don’t the “officials” have anything better to do than to provide celebrities a tour of the beach?


55 posted on 06/02/2010 9:24:58 AM PDT by whence911 (Here illegally? Go home. Get in line!)
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To: ArrogantBustard

Would that hose be 25 or 50 foot?

I am sorry Lord please forgive me. I couldn’t help myself.


56 posted on 06/02/2010 9:25:33 AM PDT by OldBullrider (if yur hurt, rub some dirt on it, and get back to work)
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"What kind of “talent” does she have?"

She's good at memorizing words that other people write. A talent that her failed loser of a president hasn't yet mastered.

57 posted on 06/02/2010 9:30:34 AM PDT by RabidBartender (The hardest part about tending bar is figuring out who's drunk and who's just stupid.)
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So this bimbo scores a few movie parts, some people think she is hot, and so she is now qualified to be an expert and tie up resources by getting the Distinguished Visitor treatment while this disaster unfolds?

Hubris is the only word that comes to mind.


Exactly!!!


58 posted on 06/02/2010 9:31:25 AM PDT by boycott (CAL)
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Anonymity is great, I can call people I have never met things like ‘whore’.

You should be proud!

59 posted on 06/02/2010 9:32:52 AM PDT by Unassuaged (I have shocking data relevant to the conversation!)
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Sure am.


60 posted on 06/02/2010 9:37:16 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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