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Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks
wyff4.com ^ | March 15, 2011 | Carla Field

Posted on 03/17/2011 2:50:28 PM PDT by grundle

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To: TheOldLady; paulycy

If you really want to hide something where no-one will look for it, put it on MSNBC.


41 posted on 03/24/2011 5:43:36 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Shhhh. Are you trying to abet the drug dealers?


42 posted on 03/24/2011 5:58:25 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady; Slings and Arrows
Hey guys. Your crack is not sacrosanct in a strip search. Crack hoe. *snicker*

"Drop yer pants. We wanna see yer crack."

43 posted on 03/24/2011 6:11:39 AM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: paulycy; Slings and Arrows

Okay, this is deterioratin’ fast.

I’m outa here! ;-p


44 posted on 03/24/2011 6:22:54 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
I’m outa here! ;-p

I have that effect on people these days...

45 posted on 03/24/2011 6:23:58 AM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: grundle

Did they need both hands to find it?


46 posted on 03/24/2011 6:25:38 AM PDT by meyer (We will not sit down and shut up.)
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To: paulycy

It’s not you, my FRiend. I’m embarrassed to be seen on this thread, is all. ;-)

Me and my big keyboard. When will I learn to keep it silent?


47 posted on 03/24/2011 6:27:46 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
When will I learn to keep it silent?

You can't resist a wise crack?

48 posted on 03/24/2011 6:30:34 AM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: paulycy

ROFL! You dawg. ;-p

I guess not.


49 posted on 03/24/2011 6:59:58 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows

A propos of almost nothhing I am pleasantly reminded of the track “Joni Mitchell Tapes” from the great SNFU album “Something Green and Leafy This Way Comes”

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/search?q=snfu%20joni%20mitchell%20tapes


50 posted on 03/24/2011 7:05:18 AM PDT by golux
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51 posted on 03/24/2011 8:00:32 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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I love you.


52 posted on 03/24/2011 8:18:16 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: grundle; Slings and Arrows

This calls for a “Yo Dawg” demotivator

“Yo Dawg, we herd yu like crack, so we put crack in your crack so you could have crack with your crack!”


53 posted on 03/24/2011 10:08:49 AM PDT by Darksheare (Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
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To: Darksheare
Applause
54 posted on 03/24/2011 11:19:56 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: martin_fierro

Boy, I’m glad I didn’t miss this thread.

You really crack me up.


55 posted on 03/25/2011 3:00:48 AM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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