Posted on 09/14/2011 8:21:15 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I thought we were saving the whales??? You want a poor whale to starve to death??
Take a stand — penguins or whales
Rush repeating this story ad nauseum is what I’m asking about....he seems to enjoy it. Why.
Hi gbc, Even if you are at the top of the food chain—it eventually sucks.
Did you see the Auburn game? Just WOW!
Plus Cam may have lost but he set a passing record, Panther’s defense lost it for him.
Ha! Passerbys are giving me strange looks as I am chuckling aloud at these.
@0402sgrl Tigerlily Loamsdown
RT @pdigaudio: The conservatives have coopted the #attackwatch hashtag. Another Acme product explodes in the face of Wile E. Obama
2 minutes ago via TweetDeck
@CraigR3521 Craig R.
Hey, #AttackWatch, I need you to look into some guys who were outside a polling place in '08, carrying nightsticks & dressed all in black.
1 minute ago via Echofon
Just open Real Time Twitter Feed of posts containing #attackwatch hashtag in a new tab, it will be hard to stop watching!
I see the makings of a new infomercial
AND THAT'S NOT ALL!!!
This week could be a real track meet.
True. :)
I am seeing short videos everywhere on the internet when I sign into my email accounts, or other pages....advertising Obamas JOBS BILL! It’s sickening...
#AttackWatch AT&T dropped my call. They must be stopped. They’re keeping me from spreading the word on how to snitch on your neighbors!
It looks as if the sane people in the world have turned:
5. "Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage."
right back at them!
I guess I need to self report too.
I flip off Thomas Friedman every time I drive by his house.
Reason 536825 that I live in the country. No homeowner’s associations. Those things are just creepy.
wantcountryback w
#attackwatch heard the 2009 Nobel Peace prize was stolen. Know anything about that?
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All these Twitters are GREAT! I am compiling them to send off in an email.
It DOES remind me of our classic FR Nobel Prize Day thread-—one of most memorable days on FR.
These tweets are priceless. Rush just said it is being over-run with conservatives turning themselves in.
LOL!
Here’s one for ya:
#attackwatch is what would have happened if Hitler and and not Al Gore had invented the internet. Wait....
These tweets are great.
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