Maureen Dowd Blows Her Cool

Townhhall.com ^ | April 14, 2012 | Brian Birdnow

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I'm still on the edge as to the veracity of this one...

[Kickass Conservative]

Maureen Dowd has a Boyfriend named “Cool”?

[reagan_fanatic]

“All the fancy diplomas of the conservative majority cannot disguise the fact that its reasoning…seems shaped more by a political handbook, than a legal brief.”

Thank God liberal Supreme Court justices have never let politics color their rulings, eh, Ms. Dowd?

[liberalh8ter]

Maureen, relaxing at home after writing that schlock:

[null and void]

Dowd must desperately need to get laid to be this unhinged IMO.

Will no conservative man take one for the team?

[Right Wing Assault]

I hereby invoke the “obama Rule.” It says, “You can’t attack obama because he is black and that it racist.”

I invoke it in the name of Clarence Thomas. To attack him is racist.

And don’t try to invoke the “lib Rule” that says libs can’t be racists. That was repealed by obama on inauguration day. You can look it up when you calm down.

Thanks for writing the column so we get to see that excellent CZJ pic.

[null and void]

Please do keep posting it until you are sure.

[driftless2]

Saying Mo had a brain meltdown is assuming she has a brain to melt down in the first place. Any so-called pundit, like Dowd is supposed to be, who doesn’t take into consideration the constitution of the U.S. in legal matters is by definition incompetent and a fool. But that’s virtually all liberals. Name me one liberal who when considering some matter of great legal import asks whether the constitution applies? There aren’t any. They all think of some wacky liberal idea and declare it should be enacted without once thinking it might be unconstitutional. “Hey, everybody should have a 10 room house, two cars, and five tv sets. Let’s pass a law so everybody can have that.” Dopes, the lot of them. Dowd might be the biggest dope of them all.

[perfect_rovian_storm]

It figures that the only straight guy left at the NYT is named ‘Her Cool’.

[redpoll]

Needs a new headline, using some of the same words.

“Maureen Dowd Blows.”

There ya go.

[paddles]

Another of Mo’s bitter, bourbon-fuelled screeds which betray a breathtaking case of penis-envy.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Why are the last two words in the headline required?

[New Jersey Realist]

She is (pick one):
1. In need of a drink
2. In need of a man
3. In need of a tampax
4. In need of her medications
5. In need of (fill in the blank)

[SaxxonWoods]

Maureen Dowd had cool to lose?

[Pedrobud]

Well said !!

[sjmjax]

Who cares what Dowd has to say about anything?

I'm only here for the photos.

[Springman]

Laz wouldn’t even think about it.

[Slings and Arrows]

Maureen Dowd has a Boyfriend named “Cool”?

More like "Duracell."

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

I strongly suspect that Kagan and Sotomayor leaked the results of the vote on ObamaCare and the left does not like it. This would be more evidence of that.

Honestly, this level of bitchiness is not intended to somehow sway any votes. It’s more of a temper tantrum over a fait accompli.

[ConradofMontferrat]

You missed one:

In very bad need of a good old fashioned over the knee spanking.

There, fix it.