Maureen Dowd Blows Her Cool

Townhhall.com ^ | April 14, 2012 | Brian Birdnow

[KoRn]

I’d hit that a few times!

[ShorelineMike]

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Explanation of the Dowd/Douglas connection: by Miss Marple- 2/11/03

Ms. Dowd was escorted around New York and DC for many months by one Michael Douglas of Hollywood fame and fortune. She got to go to all the best parties, was photographed for the tabloids, and was picking out a gown to wear at the Oscars. Of course, Michael had become interested in her during Clinton’s impeachment, when she had written some very anti-Clinton columns. After a few weeks of the Michael treatment, she began to write anti-Starr, ant-Newt columns, ignoring Clinton.

Then Clinton was acquitted by the Senate. In an amazing coincidence, Michael Douglas dropped Ms. Dowd like a hot potato, and instead picked up a hot tomato, Catherin Zeta-Jones, who subsequently bore him a son and they were married.

Ms. Dowd cannot get over her tragic loss. Her columns are increasingly anti-Bush, in the hope of impressing her lost love, Michael.

In addition, we think she has a secret crush on the President [Bush] and is trying to get him to pay attention to her. Ha!
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[skinkinthegrass]

that's some great eye Wash.. shall save for
any (future) Helen Thomas photo/incident.

[Kaslin]

You have to ask other freepers who can tell you

[Baynative]

"Ms. Dowd cannot get over her tragic loss. Her columns are increasingly anti-Bush, in the hope of impressing her lost love, Michael.~~ In addition, we think she has a secret crush on the President [Bush] and is trying to get him to pay attention to her. Ha!"

A friend and I have been discussing how liberals represent adolescents who are residing in adult bodies. Many we know act like high school kids who became afflicted with arrested development. Our observations are being validated - MoDo fits the mold.

[skinkinthegrass]

"Dowd must desperately need to get laid
to be this unhinged IMO."MD & Helen Thomas, both.
unrequited love dreams of M. Douglas & Y. Arafat

[skinkinthegrass]

she was very "hot" for him..
then SHE got in the way.

[skinkinthegrass]

*LOL!*
don't we (males :) all!

[skinkinthegrass]

"Will no conservative man take one for the team? "President Calvin Coolidge, Is available.
You didn't say alive.

[HenpeckedCon]

“5. In need of (fill in the blank)”
Midol!

[ROTB]

There is more: “…Scalia voted to bypass that little thing called democracy and crown W. President.

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If only the Democratic “get out the felon vote” drive had come into full-bloom, Florida and other states would have fallen to Gore.

But it didn’t.

Funny, libs think that whining about the suppression of the felon vote strengthens their hand with people who aren’t already subverted to evil.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Yes, getting dumped for KZ was her downfall. Is she entering her spinsterhood ungracefully?

[kempo]

I can just see her roll up that hundred dollar bill and snort that long line of coke right before she writes her column.

[Little Bill]

MoDo being Irish is probably tired of hearing, “Oh, Dear Me, How Would It Be If I Died An Old Maid In A Garret!” Irish families can be tough.

[CT Hillbilly]

I agree-the only difference between teens and adult journ-libs is they use more adjectives and bigger words to whine about their disdain..if only they could learn to speak like a teen and just say-”dude, whatever” ....the world would be a happier place....

The Mrs

[Pearls Before Swine]

Re your post 1: When I saw the title of the thread, I started an over-under pool with myself on how many replies down I’d get before the Zeta-Jones pic showed up. Nice choice. I lost—my guess was about ten replies.

[NTHockey]

Menopause setting in.

[RegulatorCountry]

Let poor old Maureen have her moment, it’s been such a very long time since she’s blown anything whatsoever.

[sergeantdave]

She tells college boys to bring paper cups and check out her MD 20-20 collection, while they eat day-old cupcakes and jumbo bags of pork rinds.

[Shark24]

Excellent. The thread should have been closed after your post.