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Woman kills man by squeezing his testicles over parking dispute [ Dude! This is so not good! ]
chinadaily.com ^
| April 27 2012
| chinadaily.com
Posted on 04/27/2012 12:46:20 PM PDT by NoLibZone
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posted on
04/27/2012 12:46:27 PM PDT
by
NoLibZone
To: Lazamataz
2
posted on
04/27/2012 12:47:46 PM PDT
by
NoLibZone
(I'm with Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney - Anybody but Obama, because I trust their judgment.)
To: NoLibZone
I need a picture of this “woman”
3
posted on
04/27/2012 12:49:05 PM PDT
by
Baseballguy
(If we knew what we know now in Oct would we do anything different?)
To: Baseballguy
4
posted on
04/27/2012 12:50:05 PM PDT
by
GraceG
To: NoLibZone
I wonder how long this thread will last before the mods pull it.
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posted on
04/27/2012 12:50:14 PM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: driftdiver
I wonder how long this thread will last before the mods pull it.3-2-1...
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posted on
04/27/2012 12:51:31 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1193 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
To: NoLibZone
After reading this one I think the boys are going to go spend the rest of the day in the bat caves.
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posted on
04/27/2012 12:54:11 PM PDT
by
RingerSIX
(My wife and I took an AIDS vaccine that they offer down at our Church.)
To: NoLibZone
Don’t think so. There are many beliefs in China about men’s testicles, including a wide-spread belief that
they and the penis could turn inside the body. Think this
is Chicom superstition or balonely.
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posted on
04/27/2012 12:54:26 PM PDT
by
righttackle44
(I may not be much, but I raised a United States Marine.)
To: NoLibZone
I don’t know if having Da Boyz squeezed real hard would kill me outright or not.
May WISH I were dead, though.
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posted on
04/27/2012 12:55:11 PM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
To: NoLibZone
The high balls are not on the storeowner!
Wow. This gal must have quite a grip!
10
posted on
04/27/2012 12:55:14 PM PDT
by
RexBeach
(Mr. Obama Can't Count.)
To: NoLibZone
Probably died of a hard attack!
11
posted on
04/27/2012 12:55:30 PM PDT
by
eastforker
(Don't be ornery for Romney, instead Root for Newt!)
To: NoLibZone
You really have to hand it to her! Old Vice-grips.....!
To: righttackle44
Don’t think so. There are many beliefs in China about men’s testicles, including a wide-spread belief that they and the penis could turn inside the body. Think this is Chicom superstition or balonely.
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posted on
04/27/2012 12:57:19 PM PDT
by
trebb
("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
To: NoLibZone
cough
cough?
cou....yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle
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posted on
04/27/2012 12:57:34 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: NoLibZone
The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her...
With a one child policy, very few have siblings. So is this story true or just journalist doing what they normally do, make things up?
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posted on
04/27/2012 12:58:08 PM PDT
by
CIB-173RDABN
(California does not have a money problem it has a spending problem)
To: NoLibZone
There is actually something in the Old Testament about not doing exactly that!
“When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand.” — Deuteronomy 25:11-12
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posted on
04/27/2012 12:58:14 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: Dr. Sivana
Hah. Good old Deuteronomy...:)
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:00:56 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
To: NoLibZone
Sounds like that woman was on the nutty side.
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:00:56 PM PDT
by
crosshairs
(As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
To: NoLibZone
killed a man by squeezing his testicles for the packing dispute Imagine what she would've done for a parking dispute !
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:01:25 PM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: NoLibZone
"Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to beeee.....
There's a shadow hanging over me
Oh, wow, that lady has quite a squeeze..."
To: NoLibZone
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:03:58 PM PDT
by
crosshairs
(As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
To: NoLibZone; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
a female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles for the packing dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province Man say "No load here!"
Woman take matter in own hands-
Man testes no more...
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:03:58 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Confucius say: "OUCH!")
To: rlmorel; Dr. Sivana
Deuteronomy or Neuteronomy ?
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:04:14 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
To: NoLibZone
It was pulled off of Drudge earlier today
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:04:21 PM PDT
by
MadelineZapeezda
(If You Dont Look Like Obamas Son, No One Cares)
To: NoLibZone
“The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMNzF9i8e4k
The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend
Well I Got Home and the door was locked
And I tried to ring the bell
I found a little bitty note that she had wrote
Telling me to go to hell
I crawled in the window, I got inside
She kicked me in the balls, and then I cried
Called me a name, said I lied
Kicked me again and I thought I died
Took my clothes, set em’ on fire
And hit me with her curling iron
I tried to block it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the crotch . . . again
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
Well I tried to tell her but she didn’t care
Things weren’t what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water
And my nads would soon be steamed
I tried to run, scream for help
She hit me in the nerts with a Rhinestone belt
It was like nothing that I ever felt
I thank god I wasn’t wearing a kilt
She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed
She swung it once and then she missed my head
She reared back, swung it again and
Then she hit me in the twins . . . again
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
Yeah today’s that awful day,
Hey, my boys won’t be the same
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:05:57 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
To: NoLibZone
Haikou City? Well this deserves a poem then:
she squeezed so tightly
I collapse in squeamish pain
a darwin for me
26
posted on
04/27/2012 1:06:20 PM PDT
by
Marko413
To: NoLibZone
Don’t let her get hold of C-ball the dog from the movie, “Van Wilder”!
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:08:05 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: fieldmarshaldj
OMG...now THAT was good!
Only here...:)
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:08:05 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
To: crosshairs
Do you have a card for his long-time tagteam partner, the Crusher?
Or - as pronounced in his hometown in Milwaukee - Da Crusher.
To: Marko413
There once was a woman in China
With her hand made his jewels a vagina
She squeezed him so tight
In the heat of their fight
He needed a Cologist Gyne
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:13:31 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
To: NoLibZone
I really can’t see how he died unless it was from neurogenic shock or cardiac arrest etc.
Does remind me of story though:
A group of women where golfing and one woman’s shot was shanked badly and went right into a group of men in the next fairway teebox. One of the men fell to the ground clutching his groin.
The women ran over to him and said she was the one who hit the ball. She told him that she was a nurse and to relax and to let her check him out.
She pulled his hands from his groin and undid his pants, reached inside and massaged him.
After a few moments she asked if that felt any better.
He said that it felt great but his thumb still hurt like hell.
To: nikos1121
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:16:02 PM PDT
by
txhurl
(Thank you, Andrew Breitbart. In your untimely passing, you have exposed these people one last time.)
To: NoLibZone
If they think 41 is middle-aged, then I must be WAAAAYYY over the hill.
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:17:33 PM PDT
by
NEMDF
To: nikos1121
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don’t know. For such a terrible thing, us guys seem to find something wildly funny about seeing it happen to other guys.
As long as it isn’t us...:)
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:17:47 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
To: Dr. Sivana
So, this was rather common in OT times.
To: NoLibZone
packing dispute ?.............
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:20:12 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Think logically. Act normally.................)
To: nikos1121
Now I have a joke for my golf buddies. Thanks
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:22:02 PM PDT
by
Baseballguy
(If we knew what we know now in Oct would we do anything different?)
To: GraceG
I was thinking of that.....
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:35:07 PM PDT
by
yield 2 the right
( Space blank until I come up with a nice Tagline.)
To: NoLibZone
11“When men fight with one another and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, 12then you shall cut off her hand. Your eye shall have no pity.
Deuteronomy 25:11
To: NoLibZone
sounds like she knew how to do the ‘monkey steals peach’....ouch =S
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:36:36 PM PDT
by
battousai
(Conservatives are racist? YES, I hate stupid white liberals.)
To: NoLibZone
The headline had me wondering just where he wanted to park his testicles.
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:40:25 PM PDT
by
Bob
To: NoLibZone; a fool in paradise
“You can squeeze my lemon, baby!”
To: NoLibZone
I guess it can be said that this woman has a lot of balls!
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:42:54 PM PDT
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: NoLibZone
Ya think this thread will squeeze past the censoring ballsy Admins?
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
VILLIAN TO HERO: You got a lot of balls to come in here.
HERO TO VILLIAN: You are right, every morning I wake up and wonder how I manage to walk everyday.
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:47:56 PM PDT
by
Fee
To: NoLibZone
PING!
To: Baseballguy
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:56:51 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: NoLibZone
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posted on
04/27/2012 1:57:37 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(You mean we have a choice between M.R. and B.O.?)
To: eastforker
Poor man died of shock after the pitch of his voice rose an octive.
To: NoLibZone
Good thing the crime didn’t occur in the US or the poor woman would have been charged with gross testicular manslaughter.
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