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Woman kills man by squeezing his testicles over parking dispute [ Dude! This is so not good! ]
chinadaily.com ^ | April 27 2012 | chinadaily.com

Posted on 04/27/2012 12:46:20 PM PDT by NoLibZone

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1 posted on 04/27/2012 12:46:27 PM PDT by NoLibZone
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To: Lazamataz

Ping!


2 posted on 04/27/2012 12:47:46 PM PDT by NoLibZone (I'm with Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney - Anybody but Obama, because I trust their judgment.)
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To: NoLibZone

I need a picture of this “woman”


3 posted on 04/27/2012 12:49:05 PM PDT by Baseballguy (If we knew what we know now in Oct would we do anything different?)
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4 posted on 04/27/2012 12:50:05 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: NoLibZone

I wonder how long this thread will last before the mods pull it.


5 posted on 04/27/2012 12:50:14 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: driftdiver
I wonder how long this thread will last before the mods pull it.

3-2-1...

6 posted on 04/27/2012 12:51:31 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1193 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: NoLibZone

After reading this one I think the boys are going to go spend the rest of the day in the bat caves.


7 posted on 04/27/2012 12:54:11 PM PDT by RingerSIX (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccine that they offer down at our Church.)
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To: NoLibZone

Don’t think so. There are many beliefs in China about men’s testicles, including a wide-spread belief that
they and the penis could turn inside the body. Think this
is Chicom superstition or balonely.


8 posted on 04/27/2012 12:54:26 PM PDT by righttackle44 (I may not be much, but I raised a United States Marine.)
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To: NoLibZone

I don’t know if having Da Boyz squeezed real hard would kill me outright or not.

May WISH I were dead, though.


9 posted on 04/27/2012 12:55:11 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: NoLibZone

The high balls are not on the storeowner!

Wow. This gal must have quite a grip!


10 posted on 04/27/2012 12:55:14 PM PDT by RexBeach (Mr. Obama Can't Count.)
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To: NoLibZone

Probably died of a hard attack!


11 posted on 04/27/2012 12:55:30 PM PDT by eastforker (Don't be ornery for Romney, instead Root for Newt!)
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To: NoLibZone

You really have to hand it to her! Old Vice-grips.....!


12 posted on 04/27/2012 12:57:07 PM PDT by 2harddrive
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To: righttackle44
Don’t think so. There are many beliefs in China about men’s testicles, including a wide-spread belief that they and the penis could turn inside the body. Think this is Chicom superstition or balonely.
13 posted on 04/27/2012 12:57:19 PM PDT by trebb ("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
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To: NoLibZone

cough

cough?

cou....yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle

14 posted on 04/27/2012 12:57:34 PM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: NoLibZone

The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her...


With a one child policy, very few have siblings. So is this story true or just journalist doing what they normally do, make things up?


15 posted on 04/27/2012 12:58:08 PM PDT by CIB-173RDABN (California does not have a money problem it has a spending problem)
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To: NoLibZone

There is actually something in the Old Testament about not doing exactly that!

“When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand.” — Deuteronomy 25:11-12


16 posted on 04/27/2012 12:58:14 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Hah. Good old Deuteronomy...:)


17 posted on 04/27/2012 1:00:56 PM PDT by rlmorel (A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
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To: NoLibZone

Sounds like that woman was on the nutty side.


18 posted on 04/27/2012 1:00:56 PM PDT by crosshairs (As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
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To: NoLibZone
killed a man by squeezing his testicles for the packing dispute

Imagine what she would've done for a parking dispute !

19 posted on 04/27/2012 1:01:25 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: NoLibZone
"Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to beeee.....
There's a shadow hanging over me
Oh, wow, that lady has quite a squeeze..."

20 posted on 04/27/2012 1:02:01 PM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: NoLibZone

21 posted on 04/27/2012 1:03:58 PM PDT by crosshairs (As long as there is evil, "Coexist" is impossible.)
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To: NoLibZone; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
a female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles for the packing dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province

Man say "No load here!"
Woman take matter in own hands-
Man testes no more...

22 posted on 04/27/2012 1:03:58 PM PDT by mikrofon (Confucius say: "OUCH!")
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To: rlmorel; Dr. Sivana

Deuteronomy or Neuteronomy ?


23 posted on 04/27/2012 1:04:14 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: NoLibZone

It was pulled off of Drudge earlier today


24 posted on 04/27/2012 1:04:21 PM PDT by MadelineZapeezda (If You Don’t Look Like Obama’s Son, No One Cares)
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To: NoLibZone

“The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMNzF9i8e4k

The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend

Well I Got Home and the door was locked
And I tried to ring the bell
I found a little bitty note that she had wrote
Telling me to go to hell

I crawled in the window, I got inside
She kicked me in the balls, and then I cried
Called me a name, said I lied
Kicked me again and I thought I died

Took my clothes, set em’ on fire
And hit me with her curling iron
I tried to block it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the crotch . . . again

Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend

Well I tried to tell her but she didn’t care
Things weren’t what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water
And my nads would soon be steamed

I tried to run, scream for help
She hit me in the nerts with a Rhinestone belt
It was like nothing that I ever felt
I thank god I wasn’t wearing a kilt

She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed
She swung it once and then she missed my head
She reared back, swung it again and
Then she hit me in the twins . . . again

Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend

Yeah today’s that awful day,
Hey, my boys won’t be the same
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend


25 posted on 04/27/2012 1:05:57 PM PDT by rlmorel (A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
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To: NoLibZone

Haikou City? Well this deserves a poem then:

she squeezed so tightly
I collapse in squeamish pain
a darwin for me


26 posted on 04/27/2012 1:06:20 PM PDT by Marko413
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To: NoLibZone

Don’t let her get hold of C-ball the dog from the movie, “Van Wilder”!


27 posted on 04/27/2012 1:08:05 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

OMG...now THAT was good!

Only here...:)


28 posted on 04/27/2012 1:08:05 PM PDT by rlmorel (A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
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To: crosshairs
Do you have a card for his long-time tagteam partner, the Crusher?

Or - as pronounced in his hometown in Milwaukee - Da Crusher.

29 posted on 04/27/2012 1:08:57 PM PDT by Sideshow Bob
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To: Marko413

There once was a woman in China
With her hand made his jewels a vagina
She squeezed him so tight
In the heat of their fight
He needed a Cologist Gyne


30 posted on 04/27/2012 1:13:31 PM PDT by rlmorel (A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
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To: NoLibZone

I really can’t see how he died unless it was from neurogenic shock or cardiac arrest etc.

Does remind me of story though:

A group of women where golfing and one woman’s shot was shanked badly and went right into a group of men in the next fairway teebox. One of the men fell to the ground clutching his groin.
The women ran over to him and said she was the one who hit the ball. She told him that she was a nurse and to relax and to let her check him out.
She pulled his hands from his groin and undid his pants, reached inside and massaged him.
After a few moments she asked if that felt any better.
He said that it felt great but his thumb still hurt like hell.


31 posted on 04/27/2012 1:14:46 PM PDT by nikos1121
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To: nikos1121

lol


32 posted on 04/27/2012 1:16:02 PM PDT by txhurl (Thank you, Andrew Breitbart. In your untimely passing, you have exposed these people one last time.)
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To: NoLibZone

If they think 41 is middle-aged, then I must be WAAAAYYY over the hill.


33 posted on 04/27/2012 1:17:33 PM PDT by NEMDF
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To: nikos1121

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don’t know. For such a terrible thing, us guys seem to find something wildly funny about seeing it happen to other guys.

As long as it isn’t us...:)


34 posted on 04/27/2012 1:17:47 PM PDT by rlmorel (A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

So, this was rather common in OT times.


35 posted on 04/27/2012 1:19:39 PM PDT by Resettozero
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To: NoLibZone
packing dispute

?.............

36 posted on 04/27/2012 1:20:12 PM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: nikos1121

Now I have a joke for my golf buddies. Thanks


37 posted on 04/27/2012 1:22:02 PM PDT by Baseballguy (If we knew what we know now in Oct would we do anything different?)
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To: GraceG

I was thinking of that.....


38 posted on 04/27/2012 1:35:07 PM PDT by yield 2 the right ( Space blank until I come up with a nice Tagline.)
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To: NoLibZone

11“When men fight with one another and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, 12then you shall cut off her hand. Your eye shall have no pity.

Deuteronomy 25:11


39 posted on 04/27/2012 1:35:56 PM PDT by thethirddegree
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To: NoLibZone

sounds like she knew how to do the ‘monkey steals peach’....ouch =S


40 posted on 04/27/2012 1:36:36 PM PDT by battousai (Conservatives are racist? YES, I hate stupid white liberals.)
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To: NoLibZone

The headline had me wondering just where he wanted to park his testicles.


41 posted on 04/27/2012 1:40:25 PM PDT by Bob
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To: NoLibZone; a fool in paradise

“You can squeeze my lemon, baby!”


42 posted on 04/27/2012 1:42:35 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: NoLibZone

I guess it can be said that this woman has a lot of balls!


43 posted on 04/27/2012 1:42:54 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: NoLibZone

Ya think this thread will squeeze past the censoring ballsy Admins?


44 posted on 04/27/2012 1:46:27 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

VILLIAN TO HERO: You got a lot of balls to come in here.
HERO TO VILLIAN: You are right, every morning I wake up and wonder how I manage to walk everyday.


45 posted on 04/27/2012 1:47:56 PM PDT by Fee
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To: NoLibZone
PING!


46 posted on 04/27/2012 1:49:44 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Baseballguy

47 posted on 04/27/2012 1:56:51 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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48 posted on 04/27/2012 1:57:37 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (You mean we have a choice between M.R. and B.O.?)
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To: eastforker

Poor man died of shock after the pitch of his voice rose an octive.


49 posted on 04/27/2012 1:57:37 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: NoLibZone

Good thing the crime didn’t occur in the US or the poor woman would have been charged with gross testicular manslaughter.


50 posted on 04/27/2012 2:03:00 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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