Posted on 05/23/2012 7:41:05 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
A man from southern Israel divorced his wife this week because she had brought 550 cats into their home.
The husband, apparently not a cat lover, told the Rabbinical Court in Beersheba that he was unable to sleep in his bedroom because the surface of the marital bed was constantly covered with cats who refused to lie on the floor.
The man, in his divorce request, complained that the cats also blocked his access to the bathroom and did not allow him to prepare meals in the kitchen, the Hebrew daily Maariv reported Wednesday. When he sat to eat, cats jumped onto the table and stole his food.
The couple attempted reconciliation at the behest of the rabbinical court. The wife, however, was unable to part from her cats… and preferred to part from her husband.
“I’m speechless that someone prefers her cats to her husband.
He’s better off without her.”
Maybe so, but I’m guessing she wanted him out all along and the “reconciliation attempt” was a mere formality. In any case she’ s definitely missing all her marbles.
lol.
goodnight every cat!
The wife had the equivalent of 550 little lovers.
<wouldn’t surprise me if rine is poisonous to cats. so many things are poisonous to cats.
no
seriously?
once yuou get above 20 cats you don’t need a vet. They begin replacing their own dead so fast you’ll never know how many you really have.
oh, meow!!!!!!!! lol
quick! how many head of cat? i see at least one apparently unclaimed ear in there.
Yes 22rf was my thought also
I had 5 cats once, after one gave birth and my significant other didn't want to adopt them out until they were older... and keeping up with the cat poop from 5 cats was tiring enough. I cannot conceive of the effort that it would take for 550. That would have to take at least two full-time employees to keep up with. (Could you imagine if it was 550 dogs??? You'd have no yard, you'd just have a thick field of... ugh.
Hey Ladies.....need to get rid of that lazy good for nothing hubby? Here’s your answer!! lol
So, Pussy Galore got married and moved to Israel after making that James Bond movie.
aawww...that’s sweet!
My husband came with cats-only 4 ... I’ve never been into multiple pets, but where there’s love there’s a way!
That is just too funny! I love cats (I have three now), but 550? Oy vey!
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