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Mitt Romney Delivers Barn-Burner of a Speech. Democrats React. (Satire)
Source? Being silly | 8/12/2012 | By Laz A. Mazataz

Posted on 08/12/2012 8:46:27 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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1 posted on 08/12/2012 8:46:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: John Semmens

Not up to your quality, but hey. I tried. :)


2 posted on 08/12/2012 8:47:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..

This should give some of you a smile this morning. :)


3 posted on 08/12/2012 8:51:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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4 posted on 08/12/2012 8:55:43 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Love the cult, respect the leader, but I simply can't drink the koolaid and die.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOLOL! Thanks for the chuckle!


5 posted on 08/12/2012 8:56:50 AM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Nervous Tick

:)


6 posted on 08/12/2012 8:57:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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To: Alamo-Girl

Glad you enjoyed, sweetie!


7 posted on 08/12/2012 8:57:34 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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To: Lazamataz

Far better and you were good enough to put “satire” in the title.


8 posted on 08/12/2012 8:57:44 AM PDT by Eaker (When somebody hands you your arse, don't give it back saying "This needs a little more tenderizing.")
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To: Eaker

Nah. Semmens is the satire king, and I am but a mere pretender to the throne.


9 posted on 08/12/2012 8:58:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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To: Lazamataz
Semmens satires are so close to the truth that sometimes I get corn-fused! Thanks for this one I laughed and laughed!
10 posted on 08/12/2012 9:03:00 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Lazamataz

Dear Mr. Mazataz:

This issue of fires is very personal to me right now, as the state of Idaho is on fire, and the Treasure Valley is a smoke-filled mess right now. The visibility right here in my neighborhood is about 1/2 mile.

Other than that, I think you have captured the essence of the ridiculous statements that the Democrats and their lackeys in the press have been excreting as of late. I think excreting is the most appropriate term, don’t you?

Cheers!

D


11 posted on 08/12/2012 9:03:38 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Disambiguator

Sorry to hear about your fire situation. Prayers up for you and the people around you! Glad you enjoyed the momentary break from that.


12 posted on 08/12/2012 9:11:44 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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To: Lazamataz; John Semmens

You shouldn’t have told John that it was satire... make him believe it is the truth. LOL!! He’s fooled me countless times... fair play. You’ve been warned, John! Hugs, Mom


13 posted on 08/12/2012 9:13:33 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: Lazamataz

You forgot Romney wanting to stop funding the firemen. That’s what the Dems said.


14 posted on 08/12/2012 9:14:54 AM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: Lazamataz

Far superior in quality, actually.


15 posted on 08/12/2012 9:15:33 AM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo, being wily, pities the fool.)
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To: Lazamataz

Immediately knew it was satire when I read Romney gave a barn-burner of a speech.


16 posted on 08/12/2012 9:15:45 AM PDT by Starstruck (Only the wealthy and the poor can afford socialism)
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To: Lazamataz

Thank you for your kind sentiments.


17 posted on 08/12/2012 9:19:06 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Lazamataz

LMAO!!!! If ONLY they would actually ask your question “WTF is wrong w/ you people? Are you all on crack”?.

Thanks for the funny! =)


18 posted on 08/12/2012 9:20:10 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: Tex-Con-Man
You forgot Romney wanting to stop funding the firemen. That’s what the Dems said.

Good point!

19 posted on 08/12/2012 9:20:23 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I love the Universe, and it loves me.)
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20 posted on 08/12/2012 9:22:08 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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