Posted on 08/12/2012 8:46:27 AM PDT by Lazamataz
CNN reported that Mitt Romney gave a 'barn burner' of a speech in Wisconsin today. Democrats were quick to react.
At the White House Press Briefing later today, Jay Carney asked, "Do we want an accused arsonist as the next President? The White House absolutely condemns Mitt Romney for burning a barn."
PETA issued a statement: "It is cruel enough that animals are enslaved and confined to barns, but now we have a candidate who would burn them to death. Barns are sacred temples for the finest living creatures on Earth. Mitt Romney wants to immolate them, sadistically."
Bob Beckel, on Face The Nation, said, "Now we have a Republican running for the Presidential position who clearly hates farmers. The loss of a barn would devastate most farmers. We must stand against this!"
Attorney General Eric Holder promised immediate investigation into Mitt Romney for his alleged arson. "If this occured on Federal land, you can be assured we will quickly act to prosecute Mr. Romney," he said.
Debbie Wasserman Shultz remarked, in a fundraising letter, "Republicans want to burn down America. It's obvious, when Mitt Romney burns down a barn, that this is a symbol of what he wants to do to the middle class."
Mitt Romney's spokesperson, Kevin Madden, responded to the charges, "Are you guys all on crack? What the f*** is wrong with you people???!?"
He did not deny the charges in this statement, and investigation is ongoing.
Thank you sugar!
Got a chuckle outta me. I like it!
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Only one thing was unbelievable. That was Mitt Romney's spokesperson coming back with anything to counter the Democrats' criticisms. It was far too energetic and pointed. I don't think Romney or his team are (yet) capable of responding with that much energy. Ryan will help fix that situation, but he's going to be overshadowed by Romney's moderation, I fear.
Overall, good marks for the satire. :)
Yeah! Off of Laz, already!!!
Thanks!
;-{)
-PJ
LOL, good one, Laz!
The roof’s on fire
the roof’s on fire
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I have it on good authority from several unnamed sources that Harry Reid is deeply involved in this.
Give a barn burner of a speech, and only the barn, animals, and liberals suffer? Is this liberal logic squared? Yep, Laz, you nailed them liberals to their lies!
OK That made me LOL
That line WAS the punch-line.... ;)
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