Posted on 03/07/2014 6:55:44 AM PST by SeekAndFind
My own observation is that handhelds drop IQ by at least 10 points.
Three words sure to be removed - respect, corpsman, Syracuse.
What some people call “under promise and over deliver,” we call “improved performance through lowered expectations.”
So they're gonna use "f*ck" as a substitute?
Back in the old days the SAT score corresponded with intelligence.
May B they should just write the test like they talk.U kno it would B EZ to pass that way. B 4 it was 2 hard.
The hard vocabulary, particularly in the form of analogies, was taken out a couple of decades ago.
The current SAT is a cinch for anyone who thinks logically and speaks English.
Probably, but it will now include words like “racist”, “homophobic”, and “trans-gendered”, too.
Making English easier for the urban youths:
Toys R us
Urban translate:
We be toys
SCENE FROM THE MOVIE: AIRPLANE
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Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: ‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up... tight me!
Randy: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say ‘e can’t HANG!
Jive Lady (Elderly lady): Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he’s in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I’ll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: [to the Second Jive Dude] Jus’ hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t GET da help!
First Jive Dude: Say ‘e can’t hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive-ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
Ha! June Cleaver translate at TheBeaver.com
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I agree wid u! Heh...........
The Ten Commandments (In Ebonics)
1. I be God. Don’ be dissing me.
2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib.
3. Don’ be callin me for no reason - homey don’ play that.
4. Y’all betta be in church on Sundee.
5. Don’ dis ya mama ... an if ya know who ya daddy is, don’ dis him neither.
6. Don’ ice ya bros.
7. Stick to ya own woman.
8. Don’ be liftin no goods.
9. Don’ be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies.
10. Don’ be eyein’ ya homie’s crib, ride, or nothin.
LOL! Love it, passed it along
“Another change will include granting students credit for guessing. Currently, points are deducted for incorrect answers.”
THIS IS THE BIG CHANGE.
On the old exam, if there were 5 possible answers, you got one point for the correct one and a minus 1/4 for a wrong one. Pure guessing would get you a net of zero on average.
More importantly, if you got fooled, and you think you nailed it, you definitely lost 1/4 point.
Bottomline: On the old test, getting fooled was worse than random guessing.
On the new test, getting fooled is not all that bad.
For example, get all 100 question right vs. getting them all wrong. The old system means the losers get beat 100 to minus 25. The new system means the losers get beat 100 to 0.
In fact, they could change the SAT to an all-Ebonics test, and some non-Obama-son, likely an Asian kid, is still going to get the best score.
It's no surprise that selective colleges now require at least half a dozen AP classes with 4 or 5 on the test even to be considered for admission.
How long before AP courses are considered part of "white privilege?" and "equalized?"
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