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Hash oil operation discovered when investigating report of man being bitten on penis by pit bull
KRDO ^ | 5/6/2014 | Chris Loveless

Posted on 05/06/2014 8:24:40 PM PDT by smokingfrog

Deputies discover hash oil operation while investigating report of man being bitten on penis by pit bull (full title)

SAN MIGUEL COUNTY, Colo. -

The San Miguel County Sheriff's Office says a deputy found a potentially dangerous butane hash oil operation while responding to an unusual call.

The sheriff's office says a man who lives at the home near Telluride called 9-1-1 and reported that his pit bull bit him on his penis.

The deputy said that there was a large amount of blood in the home and that the man was taken to the hospital.

While responding to the call, the deputy said he came upon a butane hash oil manufacturing operation.

The sheriff's office says that butane bottles, several trays of suspected hash oil and other potentially hazardous materials were found.

“These marijuana oil extraction operations are extremely dangerous, hazardous to emergency responders, the occupants of the house and the neighborhood, still there is some debate by our legal advisors if the operations are in fact illegal." said Sheriff Bill Masters.

(Excerpt) Read more at krdo.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Colorado
KEYWORDS: colorado; doggieping; drugs; napl; pitbull; pitbulls
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To: fhayek
The only thing that could have made this better would be if the article was written by PETER Loveless.

Or his brother Richard. You know what they call him for (snicker!) short...

41 posted on 05/06/2014 9:13:40 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: smokingfrog

For those who don’t know, this is becoming a huge problem in CO.
Building fires from pot oil extraction.


42 posted on 05/06/2014 9:15:53 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: Billthedrill

Ok, now I am getting tears in my eyes... LOL!


43 posted on 05/06/2014 9:16:03 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: Billthedrill

good one..


44 posted on 05/06/2014 9:22:11 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Billthedrill

Or his brother Richard. You know what they call him for (snicker!) short...
= = = = = = = = = = = = =
More or LESS.

This is one of those threads one wonders if it will be pulled before your words of (half)wit are aired....

Something tells me that if he was in the position described, that either drugs or alcohol had to be involved.

In LARGE QUANTITIES.


45 posted on 05/06/2014 9:23:28 PM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98) --"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear th".)
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To: fhayek

Reminds of that scene from the movie, “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” when a cat attacks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU5GEWWpWdw
(don’t watch if you are easily offended!)


46 posted on 05/06/2014 9:29:01 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: smokingfrog

Frank Zappa could compose one awesome song about this story, if he was still alive. Instead of the ‘ gobblin girl from the mystery world ‘,

It could be the ‘gobblin pit high on THC bit...” Or something.

Need to hum our a few bars.


47 posted on 05/06/2014 9:29:17 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: smokingfrog

Pet Vet to nurse: Mix up a pint of saline solution, we need this dog to regurgitate something.

Nurse: Regurgitate what?

Pet Vet: You’ll know when you see it.


48 posted on 05/06/2014 9:35:46 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Darksheare; martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; OSHA; NYC GOP Chick; ...
My explanation: There is a G-d...and he's a Daily Mail fan.


49 posted on 05/06/2014 9:39:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Darksheare; null and void
rendered unable to reproduce through misadventure...

Would be fitting, but since it does not mention that the dog bit or removed more dangling parts, more than likely he'll end up with an emergency circumcision... and maybe some strange kinks and twists from scar tissue in the corpus cavernosa...

50 posted on 05/06/2014 9:43:04 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: smokingfrog

It won’t be long now ....


51 posted on 05/06/2014 10:25:22 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This is why you don’t put that stuff on your thing to see if the dog will lick it off.

Proof that when stoners do chemistry, the ways things can go wrong aren’t limited to explosions.


52 posted on 05/06/2014 10:27:45 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: NoCmpromiz; null and void; Slings and Arrows

The movie The Sandlot.
Chopper the dog and the command to attack.


53 posted on 05/06/2014 10:30:18 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

He who hears the hash oil’s calls,
Puts his Pit to near his...


54 posted on 05/06/2014 10:36:49 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Great.
Videogame “HASHeron’s Call”
Lose your dignity to a poor choice in a QuickTime event...


55 posted on 05/06/2014 10:47:55 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: RichInOC
This is why you don’t put that stuff on your thing to see if the dog will lick it off.

I can think of a few other reasons too.

56 posted on 05/06/2014 10:56:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Darksheare

You know, this may be a good time for the dude to consider becoming a tranny now that I think about it.

As for the Video game, how about Max Payne?


57 posted on 05/06/2014 10:59:40 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: FlyingEagle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A

If the Pit Bull’s name was Lucielle, we have a winner.


58 posted on 05/06/2014 11:01:21 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: Norm Lenhart; FlyingEagle
I was thinking of another Zappa tune. Remember!

"Not a speck of cereal!"

59 posted on 05/06/2014 11:08:15 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Norm Lenhart

All three installments together with Max talking smack at himself.
Half Life, Half Life 2, Blue Shift....


60 posted on 05/06/2014 11:10:55 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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