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RUSH: Obama Briefly Addresses 'Terrible Tragedy' In Ukraine And Then Started Telling Jokes
YouTube ^ | July 17, 2014 | Daily Rushbo

Posted on 07/18/2014 8:19:30 AM PDT by EveningStar

RUSH: Obama Briefly Addresses 'Terrible Tragedy' In Ukraine And Then Started Telling Jokes

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TOPICS: Editorial; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: limbaugh; malaysianairlines; mh17; obama; rush; ukraine; worstpresidentever
Killer Jokes


1 posted on 07/18/2014 8:19:30 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar
Recommended Jokes for Today:

Obama: I just flew in from the Ukraine and boy are my arms tired" - bada bing!

2 posted on 07/18/2014 8:25:30 AM PDT by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
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To: EveningStar
Obama: There was a man from Crimea - - Take my wife, please . . . ""

#sloppysecondspsaki Hooooohaaaaaa -

3 posted on 07/18/2014 8:27:53 AM PDT by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
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To: EveningStar
"How many Malaysians does it take to" ...
4 posted on 07/18/2014 8:28:46 AM PDT by ConservingFreedom (A goverrnment strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.)
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To: EveningStar

Remeber this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYldhOp1p34


5 posted on 07/18/2014 8:31:05 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: EveningStar

Did Obama shed one ‘clinton’ tear - like the one Clinton shed when reporters caught him laughing at a funeral?


6 posted on 07/18/2014 8:31:52 AM PDT by GOPJ (To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize-Voltaire)
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To: EveningStar
The Toon could be the warm up act for Our Bear

" hey, did anyone see the picture of that dead naked chick that landed in some old lady's kitchen? - she was pretty hawt, I would have dated her . . . . "

7 posted on 07/18/2014 8:33:21 AM PDT by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
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To: atc23

Obamugabe:

I just fflew in from the Ukraine and, boy! Is my dry-cleaner gonna be pizzed at these skortch-marks!

Ummmm...on my shirt...not from Reggie’s advances in flight.
Ummmmm......ahhhhhh...errr...next question.


8 posted on 07/18/2014 8:35:53 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alteration: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: EveningStar

“How many Russians do you need to shoot down an airliner?”
“One but most folks are sure its Bush’s fault”


9 posted on 07/18/2014 8:35:56 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: Zathras

Yep!


10 posted on 07/18/2014 8:36:26 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (In America, we don't do pin pricks. But sometimes we elect them.)
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To: atc23

Obama: I heard the most popular song on Ukrainian radio today is “It’s Raining Men”!


11 posted on 07/18/2014 8:40:22 AM PDT by apillar
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To: EveningStar

Is he capable of caring if the murdered people don’t look like his imaginary son?


12 posted on 07/18/2014 8:50:57 AM PDT by DManA (If)
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To: EveningStar
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13 posted on 07/18/2014 8:55:46 AM PDT by SkyDancer (If you do not read the newspapers you are uninformed. If you do read the newspapers you are misinfo)
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To: EveningStar
No surprise, he is a joke.. He is the one that let the GETMO prisoners go,let them go to murder and rape our people..Remember what the one dude said "I WILL SEE YOU IN NYC"..Obama is the biggest joke alive him and his whole commie group..
14 posted on 07/18/2014 8:57:15 AM PDT by PLD
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To: EveningStar

OK, OK! A limerick ...
There was a young man named Cass,
With testicles fashioned from brass.
..When they tinkled together,
..They played `Stormy Weather’
And lightning shot out of his ....
hey, whoa! A little bathhouse humor for you, ladies and germs.

What a great crowd! So what’s up with Iraq anyway?
Afghanistan? Ukraine? I haven’t watched TV in a while.
Any beheadings? Airliners shot down? Invasion going OK?

Ah, screw it ... where’s the beard? Time for golf, adios!


15 posted on 07/18/2014 9:17:05 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: GOPJ
Did Obama shed one ‘clinton’ tear - like the one Clinton shed when reporters caught him laughing at a funeral?

I don't think Obama is capable of Clinton-level sliminess. Close, but not quite. Clinton was a master.

16 posted on 07/18/2014 9:26:15 AM PDT by gdani (Every day, your Govt surveils you more than the day before)
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To: gdani

You’re right. Clinton was king of slimy...


17 posted on 07/18/2014 10:08:00 AM PDT by GOPJ (To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize-Voltaire)
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To: gdani

“I don’t think Obama is capable of Clinton-level sliminess. Close, but not quite. Clinton was a master.”

Sorry,but I don’t agree. Obama is worse.

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18 posted on 07/18/2014 10:09:50 AM PDT by Mears
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To: Mears

Obama is more in-your-face about his sliminess, because he knows that he’s never going to be called on it. Clinton had to maintain at least a little bit of faux-credibility.


19 posted on 07/18/2014 12:31:30 PM PDT by Luircin
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