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Up to a Point: A Free Scotland Would Be a Hilarious Disaster
The Daily Beast ^ | 9-13-2014 | P. J. O’Rourke

Posted on 09/16/2014 6:34:55 AM PDT by servo1969

Edited on 09/16/2014 7:35:55 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

This coming Thursday the Scots will vote on whether to make Scotland an independent nation. And I hope they do because it will be a disaster.

I don

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TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: alexsalmond; orourke; pjorourke; referendom; scotland; scotlandyet; uk; unitedkingdom
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To: grania

I don’t think hard-left kleptocracies are that big a draw for corporations.

Look at e.g. Burger King.


21 posted on 09/16/2014 7:13:33 AM PDT by agere_contra (Hamas has dug miles of tunnels - but no bomb-shelters.)
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To: Sacajaweau
Scotland was independent at one time. They can do it again.

Don't count on it. They make the Brits look almost conservative when it comes to social policy.
22 posted on 09/16/2014 7:18:34 AM PDT by TexasGunLover ("Either you're with us or you're with the terrorists."-- President George W. Bush)
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To: servo1969

More importantly than Scotland’s future economic and political future - is the question: Will the Royal family continue to wear the tartan kilts? Sad to think that little Prince George might not be able to show off the fabulous Royal legs i.e. Prince Philip, Prince Charles, Princes William and Harry. Ah well...toss tradition for...


23 posted on 09/16/2014 7:20:56 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)
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To: miss marmelstein

Check out “Modern Manners”

;-0


24 posted on 09/16/2014 7:22:49 AM PDT by LadyBuck (Strangeways, here we come....)
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To: servo1969

Would independence make them any less anti-Semitic?


25 posted on 09/16/2014 7:23:45 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: Interesting Times

“Pretty good writing, though.”

“Scotland will be Pakistan with exposed knees.”

He can draw a mental picture, for sure.


26 posted on 09/16/2014 7:32:25 AM PDT by moovova
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To: servo1969
All I know is that if he calls my sporran a purse again, I'm going to stab him with my kilt pin.

Dirks and sgian-dubhs are harder to clean.

27 posted on 09/16/2014 7:42:33 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (Bigger cages! Longer chains!)
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To: servo1969
Yes, the national mood of Scotland is a little too leftist, but that hasn't stopped some Scandinavian countries and some other European sites from being decent if overtaxed places to live.

The Scots are not as inept as most current third-world residents. And they will soon find out that Das Kapital is better to wipe their a#$es with than as an economic blueprint.

28 posted on 09/16/2014 7:44:27 AM PDT by driftless2 (For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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To: Interesting Times

He did misspell Dewar’s and Chanel. Old age is creeping in.


29 posted on 09/16/2014 7:46:07 AM PDT by driftless2 (For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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To: miss marmelstein
"He’s such a heavy-handed “humorist.” Never ever found this guy funny"

He was a lot funnier when he wrote for National Lampoon, and I was 12.

30 posted on 09/16/2014 7:46:52 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (The time is now to form up into leaderless cells of 5 men or less.)
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To: miss marmelstein

He’s funny but not always accurate. And for many years he was one of the few “journalists” out there defending the U.S. and skewering Democrats...and some Pubbies as well.


31 posted on 09/16/2014 7:48:48 AM PDT by driftless2 (For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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To: Scoutmaster
"...I'm going to stab him with my kilt pin..."

Don't you have that little knife that goes in your sock?

Mine is duller than a letter opener, and just pulls down my sock.

32 posted on 09/16/2014 7:49:13 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (The time is now to form up into leaderless cells of 5 men or less.)
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To: T-Bone Texan
He was a lot funnier when he wrote for National Lampoon, and I was 12.

Who could forget Uncle Buckle the Safety Buffalo?

33 posted on 09/16/2014 7:49:17 AM PDT by Interesting Times (WinterSoldier.com. SwiftVets.com. ToSetTheRecordStraight.com.)
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To: miss marmelstein

Appreciating P.J.’s style may be a gender and generational dividing line. He was the editor in chief during the classic days of the National Lampoon (”Buy This Magazine or We’ll Shoot This Dog”) so for those of us who were in our long haired drug and alcohol fueled wastrel years back then, only to graduate to opened eyed Conservative “Reptile Republican” maturity, he’s one of us. Besides, he’s also one of very few writers who honestly describes the turd world s@#$holes of the world just as they really are and calls out the pretentious latte sipping elites who’ve never had to do their business squatting over a 4” wide steaming hole in the ground or seen children die fly infested and belly distended, yet find native innocence so much superior to crude American convenience. But you are certainly entitled to not appreciating P.J.’s bludgeon style.


34 posted on 09/16/2014 7:49:31 AM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: moovova
"exposed knee"

A funny line but one where O'Rourke is off. Scotland will be nothing like Pakistan. I'll admit to never having been to Pakistan, but I've been to Scotland several times. I have in-laws who live there.

35 posted on 09/16/2014 7:51:04 AM PDT by driftless2 (For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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To: VanDeKoik

Especially when we round up all the Scottish tramps in London and ship them up the Edinburgh. No longer our problem.


36 posted on 09/16/2014 7:59:41 AM PDT by EC1
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To: katana

I come from a long line of professional comedy writers so I like my humor short, short and shorter. I’ve always thought his style was heavy. Leaden, in fact. Yes, we all have different tastes in humor.


37 posted on 09/16/2014 8:06:44 AM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard III: Loyalty Binds Me)
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To: P-Marlowe

Well if they go independent bye bye nanny state. Scotland is one of the most socialist countries. Cradle to grave. Maybe it will be good for them to deal with an austerity package.


38 posted on 09/16/2014 8:15:15 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: servo1969
I love it! I'm surprised that the Brits don't insist on having a simultaneous vote on whether to "divest" Scotland regardless of how the independence vote goes.

On a serious note, I could be totally and naively wrong, but I have a strong sense that a fractured world leaves both the powerful and the weak (by reason of craven indolence) with much fewer opportunities for exploitation.

39 posted on 09/16/2014 8:27:25 AM PDT by Theophilus (Be as prolific as you are pro-life.)
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To: servo1969
This coming Thursday the Scots will vote on whether to make Scotland an independent nation. And I hope they do because it will be a disaster.

Me too!

40 posted on 09/16/2014 8:29:58 AM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Throne and Altar! [In Jerusalem!!!])
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