Posted on 09/30/2014 8:56:37 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
BTW, Abbott vs Davis debate tonight on CSPAN.
I would love to se that guy react to Rush when he calls him O’Baxter LOL
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Stop that!!!
I like Prudhomme’s spices better but he is pricey.
I’ll watch it he tore her into pices the last debate.
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I'll have my usual Double Shirley Temple.
It was so funny when he talked about Obama saying "O-BIE GUY-NIE."
It was funny when Obama said it but I couldn't stop laughing just listening to Mark's laughing. His laughter is contagious!
"O-bie Guy-nie" - indeed! Makes me laugh even now.
This is the final debate.
LOL!!!
She’ll probably come up with some sad story.
She IS a Sad Story!
Have a good afternoon.
Clint’s #167 is truly quotable:
“I can hear O’Baxter’s head exploding from my house!” LOL.
You too.
So I was right to go to Loews for my blinds rather than all the radio hosts doing their blinds.com ads.
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