While true, The Mooche is also notorious for it's montrous bum. 
Posted on 11/08/2014 7:47:54 PM PST by Lorianne
Kim Kardashian is angry at a woman the piece refers to as “internet bottom sensation” Jen Selter. Selter has been posting photographs of her large buttocks on Instagram, an activity Kardashian apparently feels is an unacceptable infringement upon her very raison d’etre: one of the gangplanks of Kim Kardashian’s global celebrity being her nonpareil ability to take photographs of her own large buttocks with a cameraphone.
“Kim thinks Jen copies all her poses … she is fuming as she feels her curvy bum is one of her most unique selling points and feels that Jen is just trying to cash in.”
“Insiders say Kim has sought legal advice to see if they can stop Jen,” it read, raising the very real possibility that, somewhere in California, a crack team of lawyers may at this very moment be working around the clock to copyright buttocks on behalf of Kim Kardashian.
You may say this is an entirely ridiculous scenario – we are all, God willing, born with buttocks, Kanye West’s wife can’t just carry on as if she personally invented the concept of having an arse. To which Lost in Showbiz can only respond: do you know how much money these people have? They can bankroll the best legal minds in America! Frankly, if anyone can copyright the concept of buttocks, it’s the West-Kardashians.
Lost in Showbiz envisages a dystopian future, in which no man or woman is legally allowed to have buttocks without first applying to Kim Kardashian for a licence: those unable to produce the right documentation on request forced to suffer the horrifying consequences. Terrorism, ebola, now Kim Kardashian quite literally trying to pinch our arses: can 2014 get any worse?
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The Hunchbutt of Notre Dame!
I, for one, do not fine Kim Kardashian’s HUGE butt the least bit attractive. Actually, it’s kind of repulsive. But I guess that’s just me.
I’m with you. She does not have a nice butt.
Give her 5 more years. LOL
As an ass man, let me just say that Kimmy has WAY TOO MUCH ASS, HOLY S*** that thang is gargantuan!
I’d hit it
Sorry, n00b, but
I’d hit itTM
is exclusive property of Lazamataz.
He can have it. Nasty.
Big Booty B****es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg
Supposedly, her sister Khloe has a bigger butt. Both gargantuan.
While true, The Mooche is also notorious for it's montrous bum.
Those butts do not look normal.
I’m pretty sure she doesn’t get the irony that her only claim to fame is her butt - that makes her a complete ass!
Who?
IMHO, any article involving Kim Kardashian should be posted where it properly belongs - in chat. This is not news.
Normally I would agree (and I’ve never posted anything about the Kardashians before), but this is a copyright issue extraordinaire. The copyright issue is extremely important.
I am not going to post the pics, but after extensive research from many views and angles, Jan wins, hands down.
LOL
Tell you what, I’ve looked at pics of Kim’s lower half and seriously wondered what kind of man finds that attractive.
From what I gather peripherally, the melanin enhanced males seem to like those a lot. The checkout aisle women's magazines seem to show that.
I believe a guy named "Sir Mix a Lot" even made a song about them? No idea who that is, just seen reference to a famous song.
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