[2ndDivisionVet]

I assumed all “same-sex weddings” were pagan.

[beethovenfan]

Well isn’t that just so special. (Sound of vomiting)

[FlingWingFlyer]

It is good to see the freaks starting to screw around with the witches for a while. Maybe they’ll give the normal, decent people a break for a while. At least until the next pedo-judge decides that banning homosexual “marriage” is “unconstitutional”.

[ziravan]

Fairly pretentious of them to claim or believe that they are the first such “ceremony” in King Arthur’s Kingdom.

[Slyfox]

Ya gotta hand it to them. They tied the knot and honestly asked Satan to witness it.

As opposed to the same-sexers who have Christian ministers do it thereby forcing God to witness their shameful act.

[TigersEye]

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

[fhayek]

Witches eh? I wager ol’ Iain will be the one ‘riding the broomstick’ tonight.

[Slings and Arrows]

Got a match?

[IronJack]

Handfasting? I think they meant “handFISTing.”.

And jumping the broom? Do these alleged adults realize how utterly ludicrous they appear in trying to be “different?”

[bgill]

Witches are female.

Warlocks are male.

[GeronL]

male witches??

[dfwgator]

Burn them!

[a fool in paradise]

“Male witches?”

“Warlocks!”

“It’s TRUE I tell you!”

< /Benny Hill >

[hecht]

a friend once speculated that “witches” in the past were simply lesbians.
maybe he was correct.

[erkelly]

Far better that then the blasphemy and desecration of Judeo-Christian marriage. Too bad they don't all feel that way.

[tumblindice]

We got a lot of Ditch-witches in my area.
And Bobcats.
And walking trees looking for their wives.

[NetAddicted]

Do they report how long heterosexuals have been together? Because they always write that information when reporting when homosexuals get “married”.