Posted on 02/14/2015 12:17:56 PM PST by StAntKnee
So I read Fifty Shades of Grey. This is the book written by female British author “E. L. James” that became a huge bestseller, devoured by pretty much every woman on Earth except my wife (or so she claims).
I think I might be the only man who read this book. I did it sneakily, hiding the cover, especially when I was on an airplane, which actually is a good place to read this book because you have access to a barf bag.
(Excerpt) Read more at time.com ...
Very funny. My wife and I actually had the conversation the other day. I asked if after nearly thirty years of marriage she really wanted me to slap her backside during coitius. Much to my relief, she said no.
Yes ... Quite good...
50 Shades of Dave - he is hysterical - always funny and clever!
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*snicker*
I think it is forty shades of green.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzOSsZU_rb4
Good un. Dave always strikes a chord with some personal aspect of our lives, which is why we enjoy him so much.
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If you EVER get a chance to see Dave Barry live on stage...go! His story telling is his writing style, with side splitting pauses and, dare I say, “brow knitting.” When I saw him, one of the stories he told was about his a BIG “main” dog and his small “auxiliary” dog, hurricane season, a destroyed back porch and a still standing door frame. Hysterical.
Thank you so much for the tip. I will definitely take your advice. Probably should not go to see him until an hour after eating, Right?
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