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An Obituary printed in the London Times
3/11/2015 | MosesKnows

Posted on 03/11/2015 6:33:06 AM PDT by MosesKnows

An Obituary printed in the London Times


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as :

- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further, when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live, as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death,

-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;

- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: obituary
Posted as received.

I do not know nor care if this was actually in the London Times.

1 posted on 03/11/2015 6:33:06 AM PDT by MosesKnows
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To: MosesKnows
If this was in their paper somebody will get arrested for a hate crime.
Hate against stupid people.
2 posted on 03/11/2015 6:39:37 AM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: MosesKnows

oN sNOPES AND LOTSA OTHER PLACES.

http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=23030


3 posted on 03/11/2015 6:40:22 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: MosesKnows

Was never really common................


4 posted on 03/11/2015 6:40:40 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: MosesKnows

Common Sense’s demise was slow and incremental. Authorities believe neglect by those who were charged with maintaining its health such as The Men Seeking Men media contributed to its death.


5 posted on 03/11/2015 6:43:31 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: MosesKnows

Oh. It’s not like that here in America.../s


6 posted on 03/11/2015 6:50:51 AM PDT by Portcall24
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To: BunnySlippers

Lori Borgman wrote it: http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/commonsense.asp


7 posted on 03/11/2015 7:38:32 AM PDT by vladimir998
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To: MosesKnows
- I Want It Now


8 posted on 03/11/2015 7:53:04 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?)
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To: MosesKnows

Ping.


9 posted on 03/11/2015 8:24:07 AM PDT by mikeus_maximus
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To: Red Badger

I remember a time when...

Common sense was a common virtue.

Now, not so much.


10 posted on 03/11/2015 8:26:51 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

...And I Want It ALL!


11 posted on 03/19/2015 9:24:31 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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