I can see a couple hundred million $$$ being transferred from the Clinton Global Initiative to the Baraq Obama Foundation in January 2017.
Don’t try “I did not have sex...” Oh wait, never mind. Wrong Clinton.
She will have plenty in her commissary account, for Ramen noodle Thursdays.
Become Martha Stewart’s pen pal.
Move your jaw, not just your tongue, and spell the alphabet.
Right! Jail time! Jail is for the little people not for important people like Clinton.
Is Hillary still entitled to a Secret Service detail behind bars?
She’s not going to prison. Where would her Secret Service agents stay?
Hmm...they might just have to bring OZ back for another season for this one.
*tinka-tinka-tinka* *BUM-bum-bump*!
Sadly, Hillary isn’t going to prison.
I want scorched earth; I want her to pull deal leader under the bus with her; I wonder how many secrets she knows?
What if I didn’t want her to survive?
Who gets the Secret Service assignment to protect her in prison?
Hillary,
Make sure you ask for a cellmate with a clean carpet.
Luv,
Huma
Tip #1: Don’t try to treat the guards and warden the way you treated your Secret Service detail and White House support staff.
Tip #2: Don’t request a conjugal with Huma unless you’re both in the same institution.
Tip #3: “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy” will not be a viable defense.
Tip #4: Faking a concussion will not get you out of laundry duty.
Tip #5: Your cellmates will not buy into that “It takes a village” crap.
Tip #6: Nobody you’ll be living with gives a rip how many airline miles you’ve flown.
Tip #7: Don’t expect much help from Bill when your parole hearing comes up.
Tip #8: Botox treatments are not part of standard prison infirmary service.
Tip #9: Realize those toadies in the MSM will quickly figure out there’s no percentage in shilling for someone in an orange jumpsuit.
Tip #10: Illicit alcoholic beverages can be procured behind bars, but probably not in the quantities you’d prefer.
Bonus Tip #11: If you want to provide the Obama’s with a good laugh, request a presidential pardon.
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If only she were going to prison.... but remember.. she is a Clinton.. and Clintons aren’t held to the legal standards which apply to common folk. They act with absolute impunity. Like it or not, that’s the way it all works in this country. She has many devoted followers who are ready, willing and eager to accept any penalty on her behalf.
Hillary says, “Oh you little people, don’t you know by now that neither Bill nor I do prison. What date, time, and where do you want Human and Cheryl to report?”