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Trump Denies Maiming Unicorn and Killing Tooth Fairy
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| 7 Mar 16
| Xzins
Posted on 03/07/2016 12:47:48 PM PST by xzins
Action photos show the tragedy and are proof of the crimes:
Injured Unicorn: Exhibit 1
Dead Tooth Fairy: Exhibit 2
Donald Trump with Gun:
WE rest our case, Yer Honor, and Call for a conviction on the evidence!
TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: toothfairy; trump; unicorn
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:47:48 PM PST
by
xzins
To: All
Donald Trump doesn’t use mouthwash every day!
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:48:35 PM PST
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Prayer for Victory is the ONLY way to support the troops!)
To: BlackFemaleArmyCaptain
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:49:34 PM PST
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Prayer for Victory is the ONLY way to support the troops!)
To: xzins
You can tell he’s lying though.
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:49:45 PM PST
by
Mr. K
(Trump/Cruz 2016)
To: xzins
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:50:00 PM PST
by
SueRae
(An election like no other..)
To: xzins
Trump is orange because he is the product of Oomph Loompa rape.
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:51:02 PM PST
by
DungeonMaster
(the devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.)
To: xzins
Ted Cruz is part Canadian Indian. That’s an injun arrow in the unicorn.
By the way, did the unicorn belong to the uniparty?
To: SueRae
The evidence is clear.
If you have the pic
you must convic
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:51:37 PM PST
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Prayer for Victory is the ONLY way to support the troops!)
To: xzins
Romney needs a comeuppance, too.
Brietbart By the evening, the hashtag organically blew up into over 20,000 tweets, and one person created a dedicated account, @MittRomneyTape. Nolte says Romney is going after Trump out of personal ambition rather than concern for the Republican Party. “Mitt Romney is hoping to disrupt the Republican primary, sneak into the convention, and steal the nomination through a dirty backroom deal,” he tells his colleagues at Breitbart News. And the potential existence of a compromising video threatens that effort. “He wants a third shot at losing the presidency, and if there’s a sex tape out there, the American people need to know about it. And if there is not a sex tape, Mr. Romney needs reassure the American people by proving it.”
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:51:47 PM PST
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: xzins
I heard Trump is fond of hat hair:
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:52:37 PM PST
by
Slyfox
(Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
To: xzins
And then he proceeded to call everyone else that doesn’t agree with him names like kids did in 1st grade.
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:52:42 PM PST
by
for-q-clinton
(If at first you don't succeed keep on sucking until you do succeed)
To: xzins
“Donald Trump doesn’t use mouthwash every day!”
That might have killed the Fairy, but would it kill the horse?
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:52:55 PM PST
by
Beagle8U
To: xzins
Donald Trump hates puppies! He’s basically the same thing as HITLER!
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:54:45 PM PST
by
Marie
(The vulgarians are at the gate! MAGA!)
To: xzins
Donald Trump habitually doesn’t refill the ice cube trays.
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:54:45 PM PST
by
20yearsofinternet
(Border: Close it. Illegals: Deport. Muslims: Ban 'em. Economy: Liberate it. PC: Kill it. Trump 2016)
To: 20yearsofinternet
Ice, Ice, Baby!
That is a case for major crimes division!
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:55:30 PM PST
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Prayer for Victory is the ONLY way to support the troops!)
To: xzins
Circumstantial evidence re: Tooth fairy. Rumor that Donald’s 10 year old son was cheated. Tooth fairy accidentally left a counterfeit $100.
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:55:49 PM PST
by
BigEdLB
(Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
To: xzins
Trump flew to Calcutta so he could steal from Mother Teresa's collection plate. Cost 'em an arm and a leg.
I gotta million of 'em...
To: xzins
But did he disavow Krumpus and the witch with the house made of gingerbread and candy?
I think this is proof that he’s on the side of evil!
/sarc
Just a Cruz supporter with a sense of humor.
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:56:42 PM PST
by
94Revolution
(Get it right this time)
To: xzins
I bet he leaves the seat up.
To: xzins
Donald Trump.
Borrow Chico’s soap.
Never return.
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posted on
03/07/2016 12:58:24 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Don't mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness)
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