On NBC, Blake Lively Blames Global Warming for Shark Attack in Movie(dolt!)

newsbusters.org ^ | 6/20/2016 | Scott Whitlock

[blackdog]

I went to flight school in Vero Beach. I spent three years on the beach all day long and the nights flying. I found it to be the most abundant shark area I've ever seen. Sand sharks are like fleas on a dog all up and down the east coast from Florida to Rhode Island.

I used to swim out to a reef, poke a sea urchin open with my spear, swim back about 20 feet, and then watch the feeding frenzy. The little fish would immediately attract the bigger fish and so on outward. Then you would just shoot a big Drum, Jack, or Shark. Then I would drag the thing to the beach and someone would pay me $20 for the fish and I would use the money to go buy pizza and beer.

Now that I look back on it I suppose it wasn't the smartest 200 yards of swimming dragging back a bleeding out big chunk of meat through the reef, shallows, and surf.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Does anyone really believe Blake Lively has used her brain for anything since hitting puberty?

[Peter ODonnell]

During the U.S. Open coverage, a Golf Channel analyst mused that climate change might be the reason that it was raining heavily on Thursday. I mean, seriously, what climate do people think was in place before 1990 in the northeastern U.S. in summer? To his credit, he said it “might” be the reason. See, if DJ had any brains he would have told the USGA people that climate change made his ball move.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Y’know, I grew up about 20 miles from Oakmont, in the 70’s, and I DO REMEMBER it raining heavily in the summertime.

[Sans-Culotte]

During the U.S. Open coverage, a Golf Channel analyst mused that climate change might be the reason that it was raining heavily on Thursday.

Yeah, I saw that. That was Frank Nobilo. I guess we'll just call him "the Nob" from now on.

[Larry Lucido]

Wouldn’t the shallow water be warmer?

[rktman]

Yup.

[Sertorius]

Darth Vader cut off Luke’s hand because of global warming.

[CrazyIvan]

We’ve been seeing more in the Mississippi also.

[Wolfie]

Going back to when they started recording them, most shark attacks occur in less than 5 feet of water. Global warming pushing sharks in to shore? Uh, no.

[Rebelbase]

“Bull sharks have traveled up the Mississippi River as far north as Illinois “

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/07/0719_050719_bullsharks_2.html

[CrazyIvan]

I used to hang out at a bar in Oquawka Illinois that had a small one mounted that had been caught by one of the patrons. Looked like it may have been 40 lbs or so.

[x1stcav]

The snowflakes love and respect wildlife but are scared sh!tless when in actual contact with it.

Or -

They do stupid things around it and get mauled or eaten.

It’s not called ‘wildlife’ w/o reason.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Maybe she’s lively in bed, but not much lively activity between the ears.

[hattend]

actress Blake Lively implied that the reason her character is in peril is global warming that's what the script said.

Fixed it.... dumbass.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Yeah, we were watching a movie once and the question was asked, “Why did they do THAT?”
A half dozen of us chorused “Because it was in the script!”

[Teacher317]

In 1975, Jaws taught us that most shark attacks take place in 3 feet of water. Where has she been?

[rktman]

Unborn at the time most likely. I don’t really know but that’s a SWAG.

[Night Hides Not]

Were the sharks closer to the shore during the Little Ice Age? Oh wait, that was the period prior to Columbus sailing to America.

How come there were no records kept during the settlement of Jamestown?

[Night Hides Not]

Good thing she wasn’t in Jurassic World, she’d be proclaimed as an expert in global warming.