Posted on 12/11/2016 6:18:59 AM PST by billorites
Fox News reported this week that Obama is planning a “farewell tour” in mid-January — boy, I sure hope this is some more of that fake news the alt-left is so worried about.
Farewell tour? I mean, it’s not like this Barry Soetoro is a beloved figure like Big Papi. How can we miss him if he won’t go away?
It’s all about his “legacy” — as if $10 trillion added to the national debt and an eight-year societal malaise aren’t enough of a legacy.
But just in case he really is planning a tour, where should Obama go, and how should he commemorate his eight dismal years?
He should definitely try to visit as many of what he thinks are the 57 or 59 states, not to mention a few foreign countries like Austria, where he said they speak Austrian, or Afghanistan, where he claimed the native tongue is Arabic.
He should definitely stop off at Fort Hood. You know, the place where a Muslim terrorist killed 13 Americans and Obama went on national TV to lecture us about “workplace violence.”
He could visit the Red Line — no, not the one here, the one in Syria that he dared Assad to step over, which he promptly did and ... how’s that one working out for you, Barry?
Central Square, Cambridge — lecture the cops one final time on how they have “acted stupidly.”
Stop by his Uncle Omar’s package store in Framingham and celebrate the only illegal alien in the nation who actually works for a living and isn’t on welfare (unlike his late Auntie Zeituni).
Obama should personally visit every American family that, as promised by him, got to keep their doctor and their health insurance and saved $2,500 on the premiums too.
It won’t take long, because there aren’t any such families, just like there aren’t any “Muslim founding fathers,” although he claimed there were some of them, too.
A must stop in the Midwest — Ferguson, Mo., where his “Hands Up Don’t Shoot!” fake-news myth was born.
A shuttered coal mine in West Virginia. The boarded-up Solyndra factory in Fremont, Calif.
Celebrate the new industries his “fundamental transformation of America” policies have created — let’s schedule a visit to a prayer-rug factory in Dearborn.
Gotta drop a dozen doughnuts off at the regional IRS office in Cincinnati. You know, the one where the “rogue agents” decided on their own to start persecuting Tea Party groups, without any prompting from anyone in his administration.
He should go back to Chicago and check in with his “composite” girlfriend, or maybe he can return to the living room of his dear friends, convicted terrorists Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn.
Gotta have a few sports stops, maybe at “Cominskey Field” in Chicago, or a whistle-stop at State College, Pa., to salute the team he calls the “Nittaly Lions.”
Definitely needs to visit the seashore, because, after all, there’s so much more beachfront property now that the sea levels have been receding since 2008, just like he promised would happen if he were elected president.
Stop by ABC News in D.C. and deliver a box of Kleenex to Martha Raddatz, who was boo-hoo-hooing on Election Night.
Phone ahead to the halfway house where Nakoula B. Nakoula was locked up after Obama and Hillary decided that patsy was going to take the fall for their Benghazi fiasco, even though nobody had ever heard of him or his “film,” let alone seen it.
Obama could at least do a flyover above the Animas River in southern Colorado, into which his EPA dumped 3 million gallons of heavy metal-filled wastewater last year — and the mainstream media are worried about what Donald Trump is going to do to the environment!
The Animas is right on the way to Florence, Colo., which I’m sure the president will want to visit as he hand-delivers a presidential pardon to Supermax Prison inmate 95079-038, also known as Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
Barack can order Air Force One to land on the tarmac at the Phoenix Airport to remind everyone how Bill Clinton put the fix in with AG Loretta Lynch so that his corrupt wife Hillary wouldn’t be indicted before the election.
Visit some of the national monuments he shut down during all those fake “government shutdowns.”
Definitely needs to schedule a stopover in Hawaii, or as he calls it, “Asia.”
Hey, Barack, forget the farewell tour. Just take the words of Oliver Cromwell from 1653 to heart:
“It is high time to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue and defiled by your practice of every vice ... In the name of God, go!”
Let’s help him Pack tour.
Is he visiting states Hillary lost?
He could go to hell and community agitate there.
The “make America last” tour.
How did we descend so low as a nation to allow such a cancer to take hold and metastasize ?
Does Chicago even want him back ?
The "RUB IT IN" tour.
And he needs a stop to celebrate the deaths of the border patrol agents killed after he sold M-16s to Mexican drug lords.
He thinks he can sneak some sugar in the fuel tank of AF 1?
Trump has already claimed both end zones, the 50 yard line, the press booth and the concessions with his thank you tour. Any tour by the outgoing president is going to look like a presser in the losing locker room.
AND, he was RE-elected.
I have been TRYING to figure THAT out. Who knows.
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I guess only the Shadow knows.
I think it is even more basic than that; he needs to remind everyone that he was even president. If you are not a homosexual, what would you celebrate about Obama’s reign? The black riots towards the end of his tenure indicated to me that blacks realized they’d been deceived; the loss of the upper Midwest in the 2016 election indicated the people there realized the same.
In all honesty, partisanship aside, what are the positive things that even the looniest leftists can say about Otoken’s presidency?
One wonders if conservatives will summon the stamina to go protest the final Obama appearances as President?
No tour would be complete without a visit to an abortion clinic. Preferably, late-term.
Certainly a spot or two after a police officer was set up/murdered after our citizens were discouraged from trusting or believing the police.
San Francisco is a favorite spot. Perhaps where Kate Steinle (sp?) was gunned down by a frequent illegal alien flyer in this “sanctuary” city.
Chicago. You have Rahm, and, there is like, total gun control. The murder rate there is, predictably, sky high.
Guantanamo Bay.
Libya. Specifically, Benghazi.
Venezuela. Do some shopping.
A former coal mine? A spot on the Canadian border where the Keystone should be running.
Sweet Cakes Bakery, oh wait no, that’s closed and its owners have fled the state. I think Jack Phillips’ bakery in CO is still standing as he awaits his sentence for failure to write the words that the State requires.
Check in with the Little Sisters of the Poor.
A college Safe Zone.
Your post was truncated and I did not see your list! Interesting that we had similar ideas.
Will this fake “president” get a “tour” of a Fed SuperMax before he is placed into it for the rest of his malignant existence? What a stain on America.
PING! Howie Carr always knows how to put Lefties in a tizzy. Obama’s true legacy is revealed.
SOURCE http://www.barackobamafoundation.org/
President Obama said, "the change we seek will take longer than one term or one presidency. Real change—big change—takes many years and requires each generation to embrace the obligations and opportunities that come with the title of Citizen. " (TRANSLATION: Me and Michelle want the money pouring in faster than we can spend it.)
FOUNDATION MISSION STATEMENT (cue laugh machine): The Obama Foundation will inspire the next generation of young leaders all over the world. It will convene the brightest minds with the newest ideas from across the political spectrum and draw strength from the rich diversity and vitality of Chicago, the city where the President and First Lady started a family and raised their daughters.
But most of all, the Foundation will ask all of us to take on big challenges and to believe that we can meet them together. Our history and President Obama’s legacy give us hope that even the most difficult change is possible, and the Foundation exists to carry on that great, unfinished project of renewal and global progress.”
Inform visitors about our civic rights and responsibilities and inspire citizens to get engaged.
Empower individuals who are leading change around the world, and help develop new ways to enable all citizens to take action.
Connect people from different communities and disciplines to create new approaches to solving our biggest challenges.
Translate new ideas into concrete actions that will have a measurable impact, enlisting partners across all sectors to scale what works.”
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ROTFLOL. Guy is drunk w/ power.
SOURCE http://www.barackobamafoundation.org/
President Obama said, "the change we seek will take longer than one term or one presidency. Real change—big change—takes many years and requires each generation to embrace the obligations and opportunities that come with the title of Citizen. " (TRANSLATION: Me and Michelle want the money pouring in faster than we can spend it.)
FOUNDATION MISSION STATEMENT (cue laugh machine): The Obama Foundation will inspire the next generation of young leaders all over the world. It will convene the brightest minds with the newest ideas from across the political spectrum and draw strength from the rich diversity and vitality of Chicago, the city where the President and First Lady started a family and raised their daughters.
But most of all, the Foundation will ask all of us to take on big challenges and to believe that we can meet them together. Our history and President Obama’s legacy give us hope that even the most difficult change is possible, and the Foundation exists to carry on that great, unfinished project of renewal and global progress.”
Inform visitors about our civic rights and responsibilities and inspire citizens to get engaged.
Empower individuals who are leading change around the world, and help develop new ways to enable all citizens to take action.
Connect people from different communities and disciplines to create new approaches to solving our biggest challenges.
Translate new ideas into concrete actions that will have a measurable impact, enlisting partners across all sectors to scale what works.”
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ROTFLOL. Guy is drunk w/ power.
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