WTF is wrong with "flip flops" better known as "slippahs" here in Hawaii. That is ALL I wear in the tropics. Shoes are for the gym or very rare occasions. We just do not dress up.
Well, I only fail on two of these... wearing baseball caps and having enormous piles of laundry. But I’d kind of like to be failing on a 3rd one... having a girlfriend born during the (Bill) Clinton administration. Sue me.
I wear a baseball cap for mowing the lawn and attending my son’s Little League games. It keeps the son out of my eyes.
I have two Ronald Reagan shot glasses that I use for cognac every five years or so. I am not giving them up to be cool.
I guess I pass on the rest, but don’t accept the author’s authority on such things.
“...be sure to learn the 40 words and phrases no man over 40 should ever say.”
I have just two phrases for you to learn (it’ll be easier for you, Eric Spitznagel): FU and mind your own business.
A few are spot on.
A Guy Fieri Haircut (needs no explanation)
A Girlfriend Born in the Clinton Years.....Too funny
I agree with most of them, except the flip-flops and Band tee shirts.
I wear Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath tees fairly regularly, especially when riding my motorcycle..................
Haven’t checked out the article yet.
Let me just say, man boobs and man purse are on the top of my list .......
OK, now I go read the actual article.
A new and tolerable take on click bait. Everything on one page with options to ‘click here for more...’ Fairly entertaining, and my 60 year old self agrees with most (OK, all) of these admonishments.
I wear hoodies because I like wearing hoodies My dad is 87 and he still wears hoodies. The are warm and comfortable.
No thanks. Got my own list that applies only to me.
The one thing I don’t need at any age is a metrosexual life coach.
(or whatever this guy thinks he is)
Things I’m proud of never wearing: puka beads, Nehru jacket, leisure suit.
I have baseball hats, concert tees (f them I still wear my Ramones shirts), and pizza rolls in the freezer—gotta feed the kiddos.
Wish I had bowling shoes, but only go every couple years or so. Maybe I’ll address that.
Have a small cabinet of commemorative shot glasses, stopped adding to it years ago, and even culled out some for where I hadn’t traveled, but like them.
Still have the speedos, but last used it over a pair of tights for a superhero costume — before 40, haha. I say if women are allowed to wear bikinis in this age of American Obesity, no one should shame a guy for Speedos. Ever. Sexism isn’t just for women.
Need a bottle opener for better beers, but not on my keychain that puts holes in my pants.
Always wanted to attend Burning Man once, but still haven’t convinced any friends to go with me.
Baseball caps are for playing ball, which I still do.
My grandchildren eat pizza rolls.
EVERYBODY should have a copy of The Art of War.
I have a copy both in paperback and on the Kindle.
And I’m sure Trump has one too, and reads it regularly.
I have a hoodie and one shot glass from my alma mater.
That whole site is entertaining, sex advise for men.
Anyone worried about the disapproval of some queer with a keyboard is no man at all. Men: Do what you want, when you want, while wearing what you want, and don’t concern yourself with anyone else’s approval. Just don’t harm anyone who hasn’t earned it.
So...I should throw out my bowling shoes and rent a pair of skanky ones down at the alley?