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It’s no laughing matter — SF forming Poop Patrol to keep sidewalks clean
SF Chronicle ^ | August 14, 2018 | Heather Knight

Posted on 08/15/2018 8:55:06 AM PDT by C19fan

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To: posterchild

Couldn’t they just offer $5 for each turd turned into the city?

Bounty Hunters!


21 posted on 08/15/2018 9:35:00 AM PDT by Flick Lives (Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation.)
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To: C19fan

what a crappy job


22 posted on 08/15/2018 9:39:03 AM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: C19fan

What a horrible job.


23 posted on 08/15/2018 9:42:27 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: C19fan
Do nothing about the root cause just deal with the impact of a feral population.

Catch, neuter, and release? LOL

24 posted on 08/15/2018 9:46:10 AM PDT by rivercat
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To: C19fan

Hire the ‘migrants’


25 posted on 08/15/2018 9:47:42 AM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare itself.)
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To: C19fan

Businesses have toilets.

If they were working, they’d have access to a toilet.

We used to value work and working people in this country.


26 posted on 08/15/2018 9:51:44 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: DungeonMaster

Yeah, but that will ensure their votes, and their family’s as well.


27 posted on 08/15/2018 9:53:01 AM PDT by Tea Party Terrorist (A bad peace is better than a good war.)
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To: C19fan

Not a job I would want.......”Hey HT, what do you do for a living?”


28 posted on 08/15/2018 9:55:44 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (I once found a needle in a haystack but it wasn't the one I was looking for...)
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It’s no laughing matter — SF forming Poop Patrol to keep sidewalks clean

Daddy what do you do. Why honey I carry the toilet paper for those poor people that crap on our streets isn’t that great?


29 posted on 08/15/2018 9:56:39 AM PDT by JayAr36 (Washinton DC, District of Corruption proven daily)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

The public toilets were working well in NYC until the handicapped sued for access. Some accessible units were installed but courts ruled not enough. The company that installed them, removed them all.

I recall seeing some in Paris which were super. They even sanitized themselves after each use.


30 posted on 08/15/2018 9:57:33 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: C19fan

You couldn’t pay me enough to do that.


31 posted on 08/15/2018 10:05:17 AM PDT by murron
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To: exPBRrat
"The situation is out of control. Why not have those porta-potties like construction site do?"

Because the street creatures would undoubtedly start living in them. And no, sadly I'm not attempting humor here.

32 posted on 08/15/2018 10:11:51 AM PDT by Desron13 (Inside every progressive is a petty tyrant straining to break free.)
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To: DungeonMaster

And what happens to the poop they collect? Dump in the ocean like Philadelphia does?


33 posted on 08/15/2018 10:33:25 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

You have just recounted the actual shift logs from the crew!


34 posted on 08/15/2018 10:35:08 AM PDT by karnage
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To: DeFault User

Typical... no good deed goes unpunished.


35 posted on 08/15/2018 10:36:17 AM PDT by karnage
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To: C19fan

Too little too late. It's a modern day Sodom.


36 posted on 08/15/2018 10:42:30 AM PDT by so_real ( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
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And what happens to the poop they collect? Dump in the ocean like Philadelphia does?

Repurposed to Republican yards.

37 posted on 08/15/2018 10:51:40 AM PDT by DungeonMaster (If your church believes in evolution it is not a Christian church.)
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To: C19fan

I would have called them CSI:San Francisco (Criminal S**t Investigators)


38 posted on 08/15/2018 11:21:33 AM PDT by kaktuskid
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

How unCHARMINg!


39 posted on 08/15/2018 11:24:00 AM PDT by kaktuskid
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

A true socialist program would offer the opportunity to clean the streets for free.


40 posted on 08/15/2018 11:34:36 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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