DOGS RIOT IN LA!

pulaskibush

[pulaskibush]

Dogs in LA have gone on a rampage upon just hearing the verdict of guilty on all five accounts in the famous dog mauling trial.

"They broke into my store and stole or chewed everything", said a storekeeper. "Half of them weren't even housetrained". Police were able to hold off most of the packs until a large group of weiner dogs made there way underneath the barriers and began attacking ankles. "The weiner dogs were the worse", said officer B. Fife. "We had to resort to throwing steaks and making a run for it." Several of the dogs also broke into federal buildings by using visas given to them from INS. After stealing and burying hundreds of documents several of the dogs registered to vote while others collected welfare checks and food stamps.

Lassie Jackson, a dog and dog's rights activist, stated, "This is the fault of the Human Race. We've been oppressed for over 300 years and should be compensated."

Meanwhile, Grey Davis ordered that all cats be declawed.

[subterfuge]

Its for the Puppies! It takes a village/kennel. or whatever...

[monkeyshine]

Yeah... He was a scaredy cat!

[Wrigley]

Ping

[ofMagog]

Kenneth Starr will investigate this disgrace!

[jaz.357]

...When asked why the pack couldn't be controlled,,Capt. Bowzer of the L.A.F.D. said: "We wanted to turn the fire hose on them,,but couldn't get near the damn FIRE HYDRANT!"

[TomGuy]

[christine]

clever person, you! :D

[BornOnTheFourth]

RWM: Look who's in trouble!

"We're innocent, I tells ya! just looking for the peanut butter..."

[christine]

"They're doing it "for the puppies!"

hehe...good one, howlin! ;)

[Revolting cat!]

In the meantime, O.J. Shih-Tzu issued the following statement from the front steps of the clubhouse of the exclusive Bighorn Golf Course in Palm Springs:

"When things have settled down a bit I will pursue as my primary goal in life the killer or killers who slaughtered Diane Whipple. They are out there somewhere. Whatever it takes to identify them and bring them in, I will provide somehow."

[joey'smom]

My dog Joey is a retired LAPD (Los Angeles Pomeranian Dept.) and he's just been hired by Animal Planet to give expert commentary. He and Vince Pugliosi will be on shortly...

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

OK BOYS WE GOTS SOME WOIKS TA DO !

MEANWILE ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY !

CHICAGO

CINCINNATI

BOSTON

HOUSTON TEXAS

FLORIDUH

[socal_parrot]

Expert verdict and riot analysis tonight on-

The McRufflan Group

[rwfok]

Senator Boxer could not be reached for comments...hmmm?

[eddie willers]

"I wasn't really scared until they came after me yelling,
"Bacon!, Bacon!, Bacon!"

[Spunky]

"No comment!" (barkless)

Are you the VanDams pet Weimeriner?
If not he is barkless too. ;-)

[ArcLight]

This is superb! LOL!!

[codebreaker]

LOL! Flea Bailey..

[Spunky]

Socks and her body Guards
Buddie wasn't able to do the job
because he needed to intertain Clinton