"Crusty the Pantsuit": A Shrine to the Woman in Black

March 24, 2002 | Charlie Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
(To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")

Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.

Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."

She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .

Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."

Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.

Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!

Charlie Henrickson

[b4its2late]

PIMP

Depends?

[Dallas]

I thought bwitches were supposed to wear black..

[deadhead]

LOL....This is sooooo funny!

[restornu]

CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT

[RnMomof7]

LOL......Ahhhhhhhhhhh the fashion statement that keeps on giving...and giving.....and giving

[Brad’s Gramma]

Bumping for LATER cuz there's a small boy here & I don't want him exposed to this TRASH!!!! LOL

[Charles Henrickson]

On one of the pictures I posted at the top, I am now getting the dreaded "Red x of Death." When I previewed and posted the photo, I saw the picture (it was the one with Hillary pointing, and the three ladies in the background). But now it's not there.

Sometimes an x-ed photo will re-appear if you right-click and then hit "Show Picture."

Dallas, I don't see your picture, either. In fact, that is the danger with a "photo shrine" like this. The wire-service photos get pulled after a while.

Not so with Ol' Crusty itself, of course. :-)

[Neets]

Too late.

[ZDaphne]

The Energizer Bunny is a great touch. Keeps going and going and going... Thanks for the laughs today.

[JulieRNR21]

Hissssssssssss.....Old Crusty is my favorite suit......Black is slimy....you know, you know....I mean slimming.....Hisssssssssss!

[wingnuts'nbolts]

This pathetic blob of whatever, should be ignored into nonexistence. She wears that black body armour because her ankles and legs are a joke and her hips and behind so overwhelming that she is minimalizing herself. If it only worked!

[Pablo64]

Ya know...posts like these are kind of like really bad road kill. You tell yourself "don't look, it's too gross", but you just can't help yourself. You try to scan on down the list of latest posts but somehow that little morbid part of your brain gains control of your hand...the mouse clicks....and....AAAUUUUGGHHH!!! MY EYES!!!

[mountaineer]

*snif* Just beautiful. Thank you for sharing your lyrical talent. You're another Ira Gershwin or Paul McCartney or one of that lot!

[Honcho Bongs]

Here's another fan of black pantsuits:

[Howlin]

They are about the same size; maybe they share suits?

[ZDaphne]

CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT

Absolutely delightful link!

[BlackElk]

Bump.

[11B3]

ANKLE in a Crusty Pantsuit