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U.S. Drops Cats Into Belgium
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Posted on 04/02/2002 1:03:51 PM PST by Sir Gawain
U.S. Drops Cats Into Belgium
Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) — Denying accusations from liberals and conservatives alike that U.S. strategy in the Middle East has become "inconsistent" and "incoherent," the Bush administration today announced it has parachuted 225,000 cats into Belgium.
Said White House spokesman Ari Fleischer: "The U.S. continues to support the peace process between the Palestinians and the Israelis, and that is why we have been dropping cats into Belgium, and will continue dropping cats into Belgium, until all of Brussels is purring under a two-foot-deep blanket of cats."
Asked by one reporter what the operation had to do with halting violence in the West Bank and Gaza, a visibly irritated Fleischer held up a map of the region and a six-month-old tabby.
"Israel. Palestine. Cats," he said. "Belgium."
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Israel; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bushdoctrineunfold; catlist; europelist; zionist
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To: victoria delsoul; texaggie79; dead; tomservo; glock rocks; nunya bidness; rebelbase; cyber liberty
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To: Sir Gawain
"Israel. Palestine. Cats," he said. "Belgium."Finally.
Finally they have listened to me.
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posted on
04/02/2002 1:06:12 PM PST
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Lazamataz
To: Sir Gawain
Why in the bloody hell was this posted in News/Activism???
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posted on
04/02/2002 1:07:25 PM PST
by
Severa
To: Lazamataz
If they can't cover Belgium in two feet of cats then the purrorists will have already won.
To: Severa
See the Topics page?
Political Humor/Cartoons Funny stuff
humor
To: Severa
Why in the bloody hell was this posted in News/Activism???(Sneer) I mean come on. Israel. Palestine. Cats. Belgium.
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posted on
04/02/2002 1:10:17 PM PST
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Lazamataz
To: Sir Gawain
We should have done this a lot earlier.
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posted on
04/02/2002 1:11:04 PM PST
by
Dog Gone
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To: Dog Gone
We should have done this a lot earlier.Don't get so cocky, Dog Gone: North Ireland. Great Britain. Dogs. Norway.
To: Lazamataz
Well, obviously it IS clear... Belgium convinced the EU to give money to the Palestinians... therefore the EU is a terrorist funding state... however we can't just out and out bomb them... but we can trigger allergy and asthma attacks enough to cause worker absenteeism to cripple them economically. It's brilliant!! (-:
To: Risus
How drol.That's spelled with two o's.
Hope that helps.
To: Sir Gawain
Personally I've grown suspicious of the carets^ that appear at the end of thread titles. Bet it has something to do with rabbits.
That's all I'm going to say for now. Loose lips sink ships.
To: Risky Schemer
Lou slips, synch chips.
To: texaggie79; cyber liberty; dead; nunya bidness
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To: Lazamataz
I DON'T support this at all. I've been saying, "Israel. Palestine.
Hamsters. Belgium." for years.
Mark my words! You heard it here first!
To: Sir Gawain; Lazamataz
"Israel. Palestine. Cats. Belgium."
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posted on
04/02/2002 1:17:24 PM PST
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dighton
To: Severa
Why in the bloody hell was this posted in News/Activism???
Lighten up. Who made you forum police?
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To: Sir Gawain
It's about time.
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posted on
04/02/2002 1:18:39 PM PST
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dead
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