Top 10 Things Cats Would Do If They Had Access To Computers! (MEOW ALERT)

Miscellaneous Cat Humor Site ^ | 23 April 2002 | Unknown

[PetroniDE]

10. Break into Vets computer and erase their appointments, And schedule the dog down the street for FULL range of shots.

9. Keep a log of lives used.

8. Access Dogs records of buried bones and change it.

7. Using a CAD program design a better mouse trap.

6. Print a time table of the best window to lay in to catch the best sun.

5. Play with the mouse.

4. Use Fax card to send junk mail back to Dog.

3. Set a schedule for time for eating and sleeping.

2. Leave E-mail to humans telling them it is time to change litter box.

1. Play chase with the cursor.

[2Trievers]

One of my all-time favorite cat photos ...

[irishtenor]

PING

[uglybiker]

I fully expect to come home one day and catch my crew online at the Iams website, ordering cat food by the 50 gallon drum...

Mine keeps pulling up the site for Omaha Steaks.

[petuniasevan]

My cats don't need this. Luckily.

[petuniasevan]

[petuniasevan]

One day my husband was lying on our bed, petting our affectionate orange tabby, Pretzel.
I was blow-drying my hair. No problem; the cat was mellow.
Well, I turned off the dryer for a minute while I combed my hair. Then I turned the dryer back on.
I didn't know it was possible for a kitty to convert from a soft purring bundle o' love to whirling razor wire in 1/1000 second.

My husband was NOT amused; he had scratches all over his arms, one cheek, and the side of his neck.

[Sungirl]

Were you calling a kitty?