[jigsaw]

LOL!

This should be forwarded to Margaret Scranton (assuming she isn't a Freeper already....she's a Republican as y'know.)

[techcor]

I suppose Clinton will drop by when they are given oral exams?

[Clint N. Suhks]

Debating the word "is": Third person singular present indicative of the verb "be", or two lettered legal stall tactic of a pants dropping politician?

The Ebonics Conjugation of the verb “to be”.
I “be”_________We “be”
You “be”______You “be” (formal)
He “be”_______They “be”

OK, I be done.

[Henchster]

Hmm. VERY Interesting. They call the course Clinton 101, implicating a lower division course, but if you check out these pre-requisites, you'll understand that this is an advanced course on being a real scumbag:

CLINTON 101 - Basic Racketeering

PRE-REQS:

"History 300 - How to Re-Write it"

"Diversion 343 - Wag the Elian" (Pre-req: Diversion 342)

"Diversion 342 - Wag the Iraqi" (Pre-req: Diversion 341)

"Diversion 341 - Wag the Serb" (Pre-req: Scandal 101, 201, 301)

"Scandal 301 - Grand Jury Perjury"

"Biology 388 - DNA Evidence" (Pre-req: Intern 269)

"Economics 319 - Markets Run Themselves" (No Course Work Required)

"English 330 - What 'IS' is"

"Phys Ed 240 - Sexual Assault"

[Retired Chemist]

The University of Arkansas has announced that it will now be offering a class on the presidency of Bill Clinton. In fact, it'll be the first class ever where you're encouraged to cheat.

That's got to be your worst nightmare as a father – your daughter coming home saying, "I'm taking Clinton 101. There's a big oral exam at the end of the year."

Jay Leno

[Gumlegs]

Mr. Clinton will speak to us personally. He's looking forward to having you all in class.

Does Mr. Clinton think the University of Arkansas is a girls' school?

[DrDavid]

...Just last week, Oxford's dean held a moving ceremony in which he lit an "eternal doobie" that will burn forever in front of the library.

Is this in addition to the Clinton endowed Chair in Oxford (at the Kings Arms near the loo)?

[weegee]

Sounds like a class where a student having sex with the teacher really could be considered extra credit.

[Paul Atreides]

I hear that, in honor or Bubba, they are changing the name of the city to "Little Rocks."

[Liz]

.........would you sign in please............

[Liz]

.........get ready for a laugh-a-thon........

[Teacup]

Mind if I ping a few friends?

They forgot, "How many bastard children does Bubba have?" And a complete psychological case study of what you get if you are raised by the town floosey/bar fly. Or, How I learn to play the sax.

[WrightOnTarget]

LOL! I hope Scranton ends up with this.

[billbears]

LOL!!

[EscapedDutch]

I thought the first class should be "overcoming the gag-reflex."

Yes, it can be explained in different ways, but I'm not going to!

JP