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To: madfly
What makes the MEXICAN
SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?
2 posted on 06/28/2002 9:01:57 AM PDT by cmsgop
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To: cmsgop
What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

It carries a green band.

5 posted on 06/28/2002 9:06:08 AM PDT by TADSLOS
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This story is a perfect example of "burning something down to make a point."

Dumb whacko environmentalist.

7 posted on 06/28/2002 9:07:11 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: cmsgop
They speak Spanish.
9 posted on 06/28/2002 9:07:57 AM PDT by Dan(9698)
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??? Snuck over the border ???
11 posted on 06/28/2002 9:08:49 AM PDT by antivenom
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To: cmsgop
What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

Boy, what a straight line setup.

13 posted on 06/28/2002 9:10:06 AM PDT by Dog Gone
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The Mexican Spotted Owl's hoots do not sound like: who-who-who, but quién-quién-quién.


14 posted on 06/28/2002 9:10:13 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: cmsgop
What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

Instead of saying "Who? Who?" they say "¿Quién? ¿Quién?"

21 posted on 06/28/2002 9:13:54 AM PDT by inkling
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To: cmsgop
What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

The aftertaste!

EBUCK

28 posted on 06/28/2002 9:17:33 AM PDT by EBUCK
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His accent.

(Whoooman.)

29 posted on 06/28/2002 9:17:35 AM PDT by savedbygrace
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What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

The Mexican one takes a crap on a ranchers lawn on his way over then applies for taxpayer funded benefits.

30 posted on 06/28/2002 9:17:57 AM PDT by AAABEST
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To: cmsgop
It has a kind of a spanish accent.
31 posted on 06/28/2002 9:18:24 AM PDT by Bahbah
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There is no difference between the Mexican Spotted Owl and the Spotted Owl of the Northwest. They are the same species. Obviously the Mexican spotted owl doesn't need "old growth forests" to live. But the enviro wackos will never admit that because then the terrible, nasty lumbermen will start cutting trees cown and reducing lumber costs.
35 posted on 06/28/2002 9:23:38 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants
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What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

The Mexican owl has a Mexican Accent, a faint mustache, greased back feathers, where's a Sombrero, drinks tequila, and prefers hot sauce on his rodents with a side of refried beans.
Depending on where he lives, he may also have pneumatic shocks in his nest.
39 posted on 06/28/2002 9:29:01 AM PDT by da_toolman
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The Mexican Spotted Owls, known as Tio Joses and Tia Juanitas are here illegally from Mexico.

They live in free spotted owl housing, and our native spotted owls are forced to "donate" 33% of the food they find to feed the Mexican Spotted Owls.

The Tio Jose and Tia Juanita owls have bilingual Owl translators for them and their school children.

Gray Davis has registered them to vote for him in this up coming election in Kali this November.
40 posted on 06/28/2002 9:32:01 AM PDT by Grampa Dave
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What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

It tastes like pollo loco.

42 posted on 06/28/2002 9:41:11 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

They taste better in tacos.

46 posted on 06/28/2002 9:59:03 AM PDT by DuncanWaring
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To: cmsgop
"What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?"

The sombrero

49 posted on 06/28/2002 10:00:41 AM PDT by El Sordo
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because they spotted the owl in Mexico
51 posted on 06/28/2002 10:12:22 AM PDT by myrabach
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To: cmsgop
What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

It can do the Macarena.

57 posted on 06/28/2002 10:20:29 AM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham
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To: cmsgop
What makes the MEXICAN SPOTTED OWL different from a regular Owl ?

The Mexican Spotted Owls are only here to do eat the rodents American Spotted Owls won't.




65 posted on 06/28/2002 10:42:41 AM PDT by Sabertooth
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