Posted on 07/27/2002 2:47:23 PM PDT by vannrox
Once upon a time there was a beautiful Aryan prince named Adolf Hitler. Prince Hitler lived in a far-away land called Austria and he loved nothing more than he loved to paint.
Then one day, the young prince Hitler went for an interview at an art school. There at the school a mean old JEW interviewed him for admission. Hitler told the mean old JEW that he felt that anyone who painted the sky green and the grass blue should be euthanized. The JEW, because he was a Communist did not like the truth that young Hitler told him. So when Hitler asked the JEW, "Who's the best painter of them all?", the JEW responded, "It ain't you, Heir Hitler. Have you ever thought about quitting art and going into politics or something?"
And so young prince Hitler fled the COMMUNIST JEWS to a country called Germany. And there, in Germany he came upon a small, abandoned home.
The house was a wreck. Everything was a mess. And worst of all, the model trains weren't running on time. So Prince Adolf set about cleaning up the house and making it spick and span. And when he was done, he felt sleepy so he lay down to take a nap.
When Adolf awoke, he found himself surrounded by seven tiny little men-- Seven German Dwarves!
The dwarves introduced themselves to him as Jewie, Commie, Nutty, Oldie, Gypsy, Catholic, and Cripple. And in addition to the dwarves, there was a tall, blond Aryan man named German who Hitler admired very much.
Well, the dwarves were so taken with Hitler that they immediately voted him Chancellor of their home. They sang, they danced, they marched, and they made wonderful films about olympic sports, even though they got their collective assess kicked by a bunch of Negroes.
Hitler especially enjoyed watching little boys in uniform marching. He wanted to see his little Aryan children marching all over the world, so Prince Hitler came up with a plan.
One night, while the Dwarves were asleep, Prince Hitler set fire to German's bed. Luckily, German, the tall blond Aryan man was out somewhere marching and was not hurt.
The Dwarves awoke to see the smoke and flames and they were outraged. "Who set fire to German's bed?" they demanded.
"It was Commie who did it!" Shouted Hitler. "Commie did it and he must be sent to Madagascar!"
And so Hitler had Commie re-settled to Madagascar which apparently meant a shallow grave in the woods.
"Look at what happened to our house because of what Commie did," complained Hitler. "We must prevent this from ever happening again. Will you Dwarves-- Jewie, Nutty, Oldie, Gypsy, Catholic, and Cripple. and you, beautiful Aryan man named German-- grant me emergency powers of dictatorship to end this crisis brought about by Commie and his fellow conspirators?"
And so the Dwarves said yes, and there was much singing, dancing, and marching.
The next night Hitler noticed that Nutty was having trouble fitting into the home. He asked the rest of the dwarves permission to have Nutty sent somewhere to receive "special treatment." The rest of the dwarves agreed, and Nutty was sent to the best Mental Hospital in all the land where new treatments were being invented. The latest treatment involved the innovative use of carbon monoxide from diesel engines. Nutty was led into a sealed room with many other sick people and forced to inhale the therapeutic vapors until they were all cured.
After Nutty and his fellow patients were cured of their mental illnesses, they were all cremated and sent home to their families in little wooden boxes. Now cured of their illness, they fit nicely into their homes-- usually on the mantelpiece.
The next day, Hitler noticed that Oldie was having trouble marching as fast as the rest of the Dwarves. "Oldie, " said Hitler, "You seem tired. Perhaps you would enjoy going someplace where you can have a nice, long rest." Oldie protested, bit Hitler, German, and the Dwarves insisted that Oldie be sent away.
And so Oldie went to a place where many other old people were being treated with a new therapy. This therapy restored their vigor and returned a rosie glow to their cheeks. This new therapy was called "Carbon Monoxide Therapy" and aside from the fact that it was fatal, it was a sure way to cure the Old people.
And so Oldie came back home, cremated, in a small wooden box. The Dwarves placed Oldie on the mantel beside Nutty, across from a window where they could see Commie's shallow grave.
The next day Cripple was having trouble goose-stepping with the rest of the Dwarves. So Hitler asked German and the Dwarves if Cripple could be sent away for "Special Treatment."
The Dwarves sent Cripple away to a hospital. There were many other crippled people in the hospital, and they were all being treated with the new Carbon Monoxide therapy. Unfortunately, the therapy did not work and Cripple was cremated and sent home in a small, wooden box. And so Cripple was placed on the mantelpiece beside Nutty and Oldie, across from a window where they could see Commie's shallow grave.
A few days went by and the Dwarves started complaining that they were having problems with money and power. Hitler told the Dwarves that this was because Jewie had taken all their money. So the Dwarves got up in the middle of the night, and threw rocks at Jewie. German and the Dwarves decided that they would no longer to business with Jewie anymore. They confiscated his belongings, burned down his store, censored his books and music, and sent Jewie away to be "re-settled."
And so Jewie was forced into a cattle car on a train to make a long journey with many other Jews. By the time they reached their destination, many of the Jews on the train had died. They were removed from the train and forced into two lines. The people in the line on the right were sent away to labor and starve until most of them died. The line on the left was to be treated with a new therapy called "Zyclone B." This new therapy would cure them of their Jewishness, but unfortunately killed them in the process. Eventually, they would be re-settled into ovens that would burn them up, or into mass graves filled with corpses.
So Hitler and his Aryan friend German visited many countries like Austria, Poland, and France. Meanwhile, back home, Catholic and Gypsy were also treated with Zyclone B and re-settled up a smokestack. Hitler and German re-settled as many Jews, Catholics, Cripples, Elderly, Mentally ill people and Gypsies as they could find in each country they visited. If they came across someone they didn't like, they decided he was a Communist and they re-settled him. If someone's neighbors didn't like someone, he too became a Communist to be re-settled. And most of these people were re-settled to mass graves or into the air through smokestacks.
And then one day a group of foreign Kings appeared on the horizon. They called themselves The Allies. They told Hitler that they didn't mind what he was doing to the Jews, but that the rest of it would have to stop. These kings were tired of all the Jews trying to run away from Hitler into their own countries. The Allied Kings turned away as many Jews as they could, and many of them were eventually caught and killed by Hitler. The Allied Kings told Hitler to stop invading other countries or they would huff, they would puff, they would BLOW his house down.
But Hitler continued on through Europe and Africa, where he encountered a dwarf named Blackie and exposed him to a new treatment called the "Panzer Division."
And so the Allies destroyed Hitler. They punished Hitler's friend German. They freed the remaining Dwarves and pretended they did not know what had been happening to them, just as millions of Germans pretended they did not know what was happening in their own back yards.
And so the people to this day live happily ever after. And if you visit Germany today, people will smile at you unless you look obviously different from them. The Germans will be helpful to you unless you ask directions to a former concentration camp. And the Germans will deal harshly with you if try and incite hatred of the dwarves-- but they will still let you keep your visa and release you on bail so you can escape. And the Germans will still pretend not to have ever known what happened.
-- Ernst Zundel
The Era of Clinton. How will truly objective historians view the Decade of Deceit? One way in which to gauge the future is to look at the past. Germany, in the thirties, is an appropriate period in which to compare the Clinton Administration. The events surrounding the Nazi's rise to power are very similar to the Clinton's. The bulk of this article comes directly from a chapter in a college history textbook about the Nazi regime. Mostly the nouns, dates and quotations have been changed to reflect this similarity. Yogi Berra's famous quote comes to mind when analyzing these similarities. "It's deja vu, all over again."
The world economic problems were the culminating blows to the Bush Administration. Toward the end of the 1980's, many Savings and Loans were forced to close and disorders broke out in many cities. The number of unemployed reached sixteen million, and desperate, jobless workers roamed the streets shouting, "Will work for food!" Night after night, police and military forces battled the hungry mobs.
Up to this time the Clinton's had attracted only lukewarm support. By the summer of 1992, however, their numbers increased, and the Clinton's became the most influential among the Democrats. Hungry, frightened and desperate, the impoverished masses turned to Clinton as a source of salvation.
Once the Clinton's began to gain popularity, Clinton and his master propagandist, James Carville, organized town hall meetings all over America. Thrilled by these colossal displays, mesmerized by rituals and ranting speeches, the masses gave Clinton increasing support.
For the Democratic Party, when the Clinton's ran against the incumbent George Bush for the Presidency of the American Republic, 1992 was a crucial year. Although the Clinton's had been defeated in a few primaries, the Democrats asked the Clinton's to move their campaign headquarters from Little Rock, Arkansas to the District of Columbia. The Clinton's refused demanding what was equivalent to dictatorial power.
It became increasingly difficult for the Bush Administration to carry on the government, and in November the general election was held. Some observers had hoped that the Clinton's had passed the crest of their power. At this point, however, a clique of Perot supporters and those fearful of another Reagan Revolution, threw their support to the Clinton's.
In January of 1993, a cabinet "that looked like America" was formed with Clinton at the head. Because he already had a clear majority in the Congress, he did not have to call for another election. During the campaign and increasingly afterwards, the news broadcasts were monopolized by The Dominant Media Culture, and The Politically Correct Thought Police coerced the people. But many Americans became disgusted with the strong arm methods and the Clinton's needed a dramatic incident to clear a majority in The Presidential Approval Poll.
Just after the election, fire gutted The Waco Compound. The blaze was blamed on the Branch-Davidians, though there was strong and justified suspicion that it was started by The Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms. When The Presidential Approval Poll was taken, the Clinton's rating was 44 percent. To this was added the support of The Dominant Media Culture and The Educational Establishment, giving the Clinton's a bare majority.
Quickly, the Congress passed the 1993 Tax Reform Act which granted the Clinton's the right to tax the people for the next four years. The American Constitution was never, only informally, abolished. The Congress continued as a phantom legislature, but nearly all political power was exercised by one person, Hillary Rodham Clinton.
The Clinton's ruthlessly smashed the institutions and people by which they had come to power. All rivals who had spoken out against the Clinton's were not allowed to take from The Pork Barrel War Chest, nor were they invited to The White House.
The Doctrine of Liberal Superiority formed an integral part of the Clinton's program. The Christian Right bore the brunt of the Clinton's persecution. They were blamed for The Congressional Spending Deficit, for all that was bad about capitalism, for homelessness, for George Bush losing The White House and even for ozone depletion.
All these were represented as facets of a Reaganesque plot to destroy America and seize control of the culture. That such a fantastic tale was seriously believed by a considerable number of the citizens of a supposedly civilized nation indicated the state of near psychosis into which America had fallen.
Once they were President, the Clinton's did everything to stifle and destroy The Christian Right. The people, at first were handed Five Executive Orders signed by Clinton himself. Unborn children were declared to be "non-persons" and were stripped of all rights. The Clinton Administration then began a relentless push to the left.
Intensive effort was made to instill a single pattern of thought in literature, the press, drama, music, broadcasting, art and the movies. Censured books, including the original works of The American Founding Fathers, were rewritten and the original works disappeared from public view.
The school system was integrated with agents from The National Education Association, which drilled and regimented boys and girls from the ages 10 to 14. The American Universities, once famous throughout the world for their academic freedom, became agencies for propagating such ideas as Multi-Culturalism and The Superiority of Feminist Ideals. Enrollment in the Universities was limited to good liberal stock and professors were dismissed by the score.
In theory and in outward form, the Clinton's retained capitalism and private property. However, both business and labor became rigidly controlled by the state. Labor Unions were on the decline, and both workers and employers were enrolled in a new organization, The Medical Health Alliance. Compulsory dues were taken from worker's wages to support the Clinton's organizations. As a sop, the workers were told they were receiving free health care.
The government's attempt to solve America's economic problems included levying a huge tax load on the middle class and increasing the national debt by one trillion in order to provide work for the unemployed. To create jobs, the first five year plan, established in 1993, initiated an extensive program of Pork Barrel Projects. The unemployed were put back to work helping to build The Information Super Highway.
The Congressional Spending Deficit and the confusion over who was responsible for the economic problems, brought the Clinton's to power. This in turn led to global confusion. In the eighties, the Reagan Administration had brought to the country the longest peacetime economic recovery in history, but The Dominant Media Culture succeeded in stifling that remembrance.
The Totalitarian Powers came perilously close to losing the Presidency in the fall of 1994. However, after years of learning the truth, the people were no longer confused and victory quickly ensued. The Democratic Party lost both houses of Congress with the advent of George W. Bush and the Clinton's left Washington DC in complete disgrace.
HO ! WHOA!
Stop the tape!
Once upon a time there was a beautiful Aryan prince named Adolf Hitler.HO ! WHOA!
Agreed. If Hitler had been intellectually honest he would have offed himself. The Aryan ideal he was not.
a.cricket
Wasn't there a dwarf named "Fairy" and didn't he go into the SS? Or was it the Gestapo?
If it hadn’t happened no one would believe it. It is too far fetched.
a.cricket
You are right about that. Who would have thought, that not one German, not one single German, disagreed with Hitler, and disagreed with his policies enough to assinate him. Hitler made a habit of riding around in open cars, unprotected when making speeches surruonded by tens of thousands of Germans with rifles, etc. It would only have taken one singel German with a rifle to end it all, but not one single German in Germany, disagreed enough to stop it. In fact, most Germans loved Hitler, and loved his policies. Hitler was NOT unpopular, he was very popular.
Some of them did of course but the majority did not. Why? Because he gave them food and jobs and wealth and someone else to blame all their troubles on.
The German people knew or guessed for the most part what was going on. You could practically throw a stone from Dachau and hit the camp. But wealth was pouring in from the conquered lands and Germany was feared if not respected. Better not to look or question. It would all turn out all right wouldn’t it?
Willful blindness.
a.cricket
Some of them did of course but the majority did not. Why? Because the government gives them food and jobs and wealth and someone else to blame all their troubles on.
The American people knew or guessed for the most part what was going on. You could practically throw a stone from NJ and hit the UN building . But tax dollars were pouring into other countries and America was feared if not respected. Better not to look or question. It would all turn out all right wouldn’t it?
Willful blindness.
Triumph Of The Will was very slick. Now, how many folk or volk if you will, were swayed by the film is questionable.
Why? Because the government gives them food and jobs and wealth and someone else to blame all their troubles on.
Yep. The film shows the Nazi's feeding people, providing jobs, etc. With the promises that government will provide all that you need, the film could be used in a Democratic candidate's campaign.
If you haven't had the chance to see the film, do so. The version I saw was subtitled, but as you read the words, you'd swear that the script was written for a Democratic candidate.
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