[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[Happygal]

with a telltale bulge in its middle

*LOL*...Was the snake Korean? ;-)

[Willie Green]

Why take an x-ray when you can just cut the darn thing open?

[Dallas]

Now police would like to find the owner of the snake.

He's probably snake poop right about now....

[Thinkin' Gal]

Misty Bay, humane society director

Pothead er hippy parents? I wonder if she has a kid named E.

[hole_n_one]

[Grampa Dave]

Here hold my beer and pass me my 12 gauge shotgun loaded with double 00's.

[vetvetdoug]

This happens more times that one expects. In Kossuth, Mississippi they found a large 16 foot python with several cats in the abdomen....

A bystander reported the last words heard coming from the python was Here Kitty, Kitty, Here kitty kitty,,,

[Diogenesis]

CONTROLS (no dog):

[Smittie]

If I found a snake like that in my yard, it would be dead soon after I found it. Only idiots would want something that dangerous. Of course if it happened to eat my dog the idiot-owner would better hope he had medical insurance.

[Litany]

Reminds me of an old Girl Scout song...

...She swallowed the dog to catch the frog, she swallowed the frog to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly...perhaps she'll die.

Sorry...just couldn't help myself...senility coming on.

[Cacique]

That snake is a midget. Back home we had Anacondas, they could swallow a small calf.

Wonder if anyone keeps them as pets up here. They grow about 70 feet long if I remember correctly.

[dighton]

Burp! Bump.