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Black XI: "Heck...Let's ROLLLL!!" (aka McAuliffe's MEAT!!)
The Dark Recesses of the MudCave ^ | 16 October 2002 | Mudoy Slim

Posted on 10/16/2002 8:50:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")

It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!

It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...

It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.

Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.

Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

FReegards...MUD


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To: sultan88
Mary's Place
By Sam Cooke

A friend of mine told me one early morning
(Over at Mary's Place, ho)
Said tonight there's gonna be a party goin' on
(Over at Mary's Place, ho)
He said: "If you can enjoy a real nice affair
(Over at Mary's Place, ho)
Then you'll make it your business to be right there
(Over at Mary's Place, ho)
He said in fact: Meet me (meet me at Mary's Place)
We're gonna have (we're gonna have a ball today)
Why don't you (meet me at Mary's place)
Why don't you meet me (meet me at Mary's place)
We're gonna have (we're gonna have us a ball today)
Why don't you meet me (meet me at Mary's place)

He said: There's one thing that I want you to know
(Over at Mary's Place, ho)
You're gonna have a good time before you go
(Over at Mary's Place, ho)
He said: There's one more thing that I'm gonna guarentee
(Over at Mary's Place, ho)
Got to have fun if you're a man like me
(Over at Mary's Place, ho)
If you wanna have fun, meet me (meet me at Mary's Place)
We're gonna have (we're gonna have us a ball today)
Why don't you (meet me at Mary's place)
Oh meet me (meet me at Mary's place)
We're gonna have (we're gonna have us a ball today)
Why don't you (meet me at Mary's place)
If you wanna have a good time (meet me at Mary's place)
We're gonna have (we're gonna have us a ball today)
Come on and meet me (meet me at Mary's place)
Oh, meet me (meet me at Mary's place)
We're gonna have (we're gonna have us a ball today)
Come on and )meet me at Mary's place)
501 posted on 11/15/2002 6:05:57 AM PST by sultan88
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To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88; jla; Happygal; ForGod'sSake
"Women can be sooooo mean and hurtful, can't they?!"

HA!!
Yea well...

'Round here my bride & I enjoy the hell outa referencing an (original) Star Trek episode called, "Spock's Brain."
This show's theme comes up (whenever I'm not) for just such matters as this one.

Now, in this episode??
Spock's brain is stolen right outa his noggin & transported to another planet.

"Why?" you ask?? (~yea *why*...)

So it can be used ("like" a computer) to run the entire planet's underground, "mechanicals."
No shit; but, it gets even richer yet

Understand, this planet is one dominated entirely by women.
Yup.
Nothing *but* a plentiful population of gorgeous, svelt, angelic -- albeit *somewhat* edgy -- dolls!!
See, their's is a culture who insist *all* the men be kept on their cold and hostile planet's surface -- completely segregated -- from the comfortable underground population of mouth-watering dominant babes!
(~oh the horror!)
As if that's not bad enough; to add insult to injury?
These guys are forced to wear electronic ("Invisible Fence"-like) collars; hence, the "pain" part.
And since their only purpose for these babes is as breeding stock?
The "pleasure" part...well, you get the picture.

OK, so Capt. Kirk captures one of these surface-dwelling "males" & while trying to get info outa the neandrathal concerning "who's" in charge?
All he manages to get the poor, terrified sot to say is something along the lines of, "They're the bringers of pain & pleasure."

~eh??
Huh??

Well there ya have it, don'tcha?
Sound familiar, son?

...'cuz it damned-well should.

502 posted on 11/15/2002 7:57:09 AM PST by Landru
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To: jla
"Ask jla later. He's still chucklin' mighty good after reading this ------->"

Yea, yesterday was just one of those days.
Firing on all eight, liquid fire flowin' freely...~sigh~
The moon?
Who knows.

I can tell ya this much, though; all the "funny boy" crap (~at Mud's expense :o) ) came to a screeching halt right 'round the time she walked through the door.

Would you believe it if I told you it was a scene right outa??

..."Landru's Brain"? ;^)

503 posted on 11/15/2002 8:17:13 AM PST by Landru
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To: Landru
"...all the "funny boy" crap (~at Mud's expense :o)"

Glad to be of service...MUD

504 posted on 11/15/2002 8:35:53 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: sultan88
I'm finding that I am embarrassingly short on Sam Cooke, my FRiend; however, I will remedy that situation shortly and git yer song FReeped...MUD

BTW...have you bought any "Jewel" yet?

505 posted on 11/15/2002 8:38:00 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru; sultan88; PhiKapMom; Cyber-Band
Me and MissuzMUD just had our parent-teacher conference with JakeyBoy's pre-school teacher and she about came to tears when she said "Jake is the perfect little boy!!" She described him as ornery in a good way, but possessed of a deep sense of Justice, with a willingness to step in if a classmate was being wronged. Well, maybe the teacher's eyes weren't waterin', but mine sure were...JessieLee got excellent grades this week, too, so we're gonna celebrate by going to CiCi's Pizza so Daddy can git all you can eat...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

506 posted on 11/15/2002 9:03:58 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: sultan88
"And that album does have some classics on it. I will get myself a copy next time I am at Borders. Maybe on the 12th of November."

Hey, did you get to Border's?

FReegards...MUD

507 posted on 11/15/2002 9:14:18 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Hey, did you get to Border's?"

Been a "little under the weather" lately so will get to Borders the day I pick up my free lunch.

508 posted on 11/15/2002 9:28:56 AM PST by sultan88
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To: sultan88
That'll work...I'll tote ya there if you'd like. Actually, Plan9 might be better...MUD
509 posted on 11/15/2002 10:23:38 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: sultan88; goldilucky; PhiKapMom; OldFriend; George W. Bush; tgslTakoma; dead; AAPATRIOT; t-shirt
"The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! The Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
EX-Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!!
And CONVICT Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!

Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and shatter yer walls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL GIT T-Mack NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, get off yer A$$...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

FReegards...MUD

510 posted on 11/15/2002 10:42:43 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: George W. Bush; rintense; Reagan Man
"History May Smile on Dubyuh," Says Karl Rove

"Rove ticked off the following attributes a "great" president must have:

Clarity of vision. "He has to see the big picture, the big challenges." And the leader must be able to communicate the big picture to citizens.

"Willingness to change strategy in a crisis to reach the goal.

"The ability to benefit from previous presidential legacies, good or bad, in times of crisis.

"Emotional intelligence. It's hard to explain this, said Rove. "It's an internal self-confidence." A good president can't lick his finger in the morning and put it in the air, judge public opinion and follow it. Rather, a good president decides what the nation needs and goes about convincing the public that he's right.

Respect public opinion but not be led by public-opinion polls. In the panel discussion part of the program, Deseret News/KSL-TV pollster Dan Jones said that any president who says he doesn't look at polls is not telling the truth. Rove agreed but added Bush has one strong rule: The president must announce a new initiative, then poll on it. "We poll after it's decided, yes. Not before," said Rove.

Build coalitions. Sometimes a president must go above party politics to do that. "But every good president is also the leader of his party — he can't succeed without it."

Surround yourself with a strong team. Top aides must be able to express themselves openly and honestly to the president, said Rove. This is one of Bush's strong points. He wants some tension in his Cabinet; he wants different views expressed. But he also demands loyalty.

Finally, a good president "must have a readiness to act."

"Rove said Bush is comfortable being president, has a vision where to lead. If people don't like it, then "he'll go back to Crawford, Texas, run his ranch and get a new pair of boots and watch baseball games and read some good books. I don't know why people (continually) underestimate him. But thank God they do" because he just surprises them by his abilities, said Rove."

FReegards...MUD

511 posted on 11/15/2002 10:51:44 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band; EdZep; conservativemusician; MurryMom; Eschoir; Mr. Jenkins; dwbh
"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")

(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)

There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will get what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!

Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke form MUD's cave...
Hear the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!

Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!

Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"

And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.

Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
But, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!

And it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

Your head is hummin' and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The piper's callin' you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wi__~hahh~ah-ohh?

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all kno__w
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all-yeah
To be a rock and not to ro__ll.

And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!

Work in progress...MUD

512 posted on 11/15/2002 12:31:59 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band; conservativemusician; Landru; sultan88; dead; PhiKapMom; Ragtime Cowgirl; goldilucky; ..
Please join US over here where we're Building Right's "New Bridge to FReedom!!"

FReegards...MUD

513 posted on 11/15/2002 1:12:24 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Bump. Don't know know much of Dylan music.
514 posted on 11/15/2002 1:20:18 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: Mudboy Slim
First of all, it's not for me to personally judge Bill Clinton for his weaknesses for women. However, when he lies about it in his executive capacity while under oath, it just makes him look real real bad. It is true to say that his morals are shot down to nothing but then who are we to judge him. Let the God Almighty do that job! We all must stand alone someday to be personally judged by a Higher Supreme force. And as some may say this sounds to be ludricrous... but instead of those trying to save Bill Clinton's soul, they should be worrying about saving their own! There is NOBODY on this earth that is righteous enough before God's eyes. None!
515 posted on 11/15/2002 1:31:54 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: goldilucky; Landru; sultan88; conservativemusician; dead; MurryMom; Mr. Jenkins; dwbh; Eschoir
"Don't know know much of Dylan music."

IMHO, to understand the inanity and vacuousness of the Lib'ral Mindset, you must understand the culture in which they were raised, and that culture is based on emotion, not REASON or Rationality. Leftist Music and Movies underpins much of the Ignorance of the Socialist DOLTS, and by re-visiting the tunage that first led to the LeftWing's faulty thinking, it is my hypothesis that we can begin to chip away at the IGNORANCE that clouds the minds of our fellow Americans.

The Leftists ARE still our Countrymen, and we ought to try to help them to the extent that they are willing to be helped. To the extent that they are unwilling to be educated, WE'LL WHUP THEIR ARSE!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

516 posted on 11/16/2002 2:59:09 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: goldilucky; Landru
"...it's not for me to personally judge Bill Clinton for his weaknesses for women."

What hogwash, my good FRiend..."weakness for women" is a joke!! Adulterers make a conscious decision to CHEAT on their spouses, it's not a simple slip of the willard. Bill Clinton is a Serial Rapist!! And if you don't have it in you to judge him on how poorly he treats women, you are selling yerself short!!

"However, when he lies about it in his executive capacity while under oath, it just makes him look real real bad."

And it's a FELONY when the lies are in front of a Grand Jury.

"It is true to say that his morals are shot down to nothing but then who are we to judge him."

We, my FRiend, are the American People, and Bill Clinton has claimed a Throne of Legitimacy which it is OUR Duty to see he never receives!! If you won't judge him, I damnsure will!!

"Let the God Almighty do that job! We all must stand alone someday to be personally judged by a Higher Supreme force. And as some may say this sounds to be ludricrous... but instead of those trying to save Bill Clinton's soul, they should be worrying about saving their own! There is NOBODY on this earth that is righteous enough before God's eyes. None!"

I try to do the things necessary to save my own soul, my FRiend, but I don't do those things on-line. BillzaBubba's Soul is ABSOLUTELY 100% UNSALVAGEABLE!! The point of the exercise of DETHRONING Slick is to demonstrate to other would-be Tyrants that RAPISTS NEVER PROSPER!!

Aint' that Right, Landru?!

FReegards...MUD

517 posted on 11/16/2002 3:08:57 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
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518 posted on 11/16/2002 10:00:57 AM PST by stand watie
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To: Mudboy Slim
You are absoutely right to note that Bill Clinton is a rapist. That is definitely a fact. This is an issue beyond his weakness for women. He believes he is above the law. The problem here lies where he appointed so many judges that it is difficult to unseat them as well. To me, Clinton has already decared war against the U.S. He has done it by court packing our courts with his judges to protect his sorry ass.

As I said before, I am not ordained to judge the likes of those like Hillary and Bill. They will pay their price in the end for the people they had killed and for the manner by which they raped and pillaged this Country by befriending communist nations who want nothing more than to control this nation for good. In my opinion, God sees this and will truly truly bring down his wrath on those like the Clintons. Maybe I'm sounding too naive for you but I am well aware of what lies ahead. Patience, observance, as well as being vigilant will enable one to have foresight in times like this. Must we never sleep as long as the enemy is hard at work within.

519 posted on 11/16/2002 6:30:55 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: Mudboy Slim
I read books more than I listen to music.
520 posted on 11/16/2002 6:33:01 PM PST by goldilucky
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