Posted on 10/29/2002 10:15:17 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Black-Hearted Lib'ral!!"
(To be sung to Led Zepellin's "Black Country Woman")
Shall we roll it JimRob?
We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again.
A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off.
Nah, leave it. Yeah.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you act so queer?!!
Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so...
Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?!
Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!
Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean?
Oh, oh Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah.
Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid."
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?!
Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride...
Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves ArkanCide!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?!
Folks, that's all Right, I'll know young Chelsea, too!!
Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!
Ya didn't have to tell me that ya love Slick so,
Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make MUD put his fist in yer face!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ahh but that's alright, I'd be the same way too.
Oh yeah-yo.
Roll Man! ROLL!!
Now my baby, now you didn't have to crucify me like you did,
Ya didn't have to tell me I was just your kid.
Hey, hey mama, what's the matter here?
Ya didn't have to tell me you would be my own,
We shouldn't have to deal with babies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?
FReepers'll Fight...I'll know HildaBeast, too.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Oh!
Next, I'm comin' fer you, Bubba!!
< Whistle!
BTW...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Heh heh heh...MUD
Take a friggin' bath, y'all...MUD
Take a bath, y'all...MUD
C'mon Lib'rals...how 'bout showin' MUD a little Peace, Love, and Understanding?!
Let's find some common ground, my misguided Lib'ral Lurker FRiends...MUD
Seriously, how STOOOOPID are Lib'rals?!!
Quite Sincerely...MUD
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
"Absence of Fear"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Absence of Fear")
Inside my Mind...legally "Tissue Mass"...
It Knows yet Yearns...my Mind shan't Waste!!
Inside my "hollow" heart...there's some extra room...
E-FReepin' Rush Limbaugh...ain't waitin' fer you!!
But if you want to...I-eye-eye am needing you here!!
Help Restore...the Absence of Fear!!
Justice shall reign through...shan't raze my home!!
This Country's undaunted...Bill Clinton's MUD's 'HO!!!!
Mudboy calls to you...to all my FReepin' FRiends...
We must support George Dubyuh...must DESTROY THE LEFT!!!
Justice-Lustin'...and I am needing you here...
Allah's the Absence of Fear!!
Fer Justice Hunger...Left's Justlessness is Rilin' me...
And Slick knows he's no Nam Ranger...this is TYRANNY!!
New FRiends shan't ignore our tunes...Slick's our Darkest Day!!!
Truth Shall Triumph...we're the True Right...We'll reinvent Screen Names...
For I am wanting you...and I am needing you here...
The Future's Clear...Restore the Absence of Fear!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...I wuz just thinking how kewl it would be fer Rush to interview JimRob fer the Limbaugh Letter!!
Don't worry, FReepers...gonna be all Right!!
And don't worry, mothers, say yer prayers...and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...World'll be just fine!
Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!!
No longer bend Right's strength fer that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right's not Monsters.
We've heard Left's anguish...
I've heard Left's hearts cry out!!
Right is tired, we are weary, but we aren't worn out!!!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!
And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom...
No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!
There are plenty of Sheeple who pray for peace...
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...
Songs of FReeeeeeeeeeeedom!!
Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To live, we must give...Justice!!
And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
The Right Shall Prove That Right's Worth Honorin'!!
FReegards, my Jewel...MUD
29 posted on 09/28/2001 9:27 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
Heh heh heh...MUD
If I could tell the World just one thing...
It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!"
Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital...
And priceless in times like these...
WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!!
We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!!
We must gather ourselves around our Faith...
Fer Right's what the [Med'yuh/Fascists/Leftists/Lib'rals/Cowards/Nazis/Commies] most fear!!
My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what they've sown.
Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home...
And Right Shall Not be Broken!!
Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins...
We must remove Left's Cancer!!
Yes...Heartache came to visit me...
But WE KNEW WHAT WE WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!!
We'll fight...We know We're Right!!
For someone must Stand up 'gainst Left's Blight!!
'Cuz where there's a Man who has no voice...
There OURS shall go singin'!!
My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!!
It's Justice Time...You've Trashed my Home!!
Now, You've done gone Provoked US!!!!
In the End, only the Truth matters...
In the End, only Justice matters!!
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray...
You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!!
(Allaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh??!!)**
The planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!
My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what I've smoked.
Now you've riled us...attacked our home!!
Folks, We Shall Not Be Broken!!
Right Shall Not Be Broken!!!
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes...
We are God's hands...RIGHT, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)
**FReeperGal Chorus, of course...MUD
"Mudboy"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Fatboy")
Mudboy...ain't nobody's fool...
Sits there reflectin'...contemplates what to do...
MUD feels anger inside...yet filled with pride.
No...Slim's no Saint...but not the one to blame.
Mudboy...goes about his day...
Tryin' to think of FReepin' words to say...
Like..."This is just a Game I play..."
And..."All Shall be Okay!!"
Ohhhh...Silent Rage...Why Won't Folks Fan the Flames?!
Must FReep...must think...can't sleep...
MUD's Daddy's little boy...
MUD's Mama's pride and joy...
MUD's kids...they love him!!
And MUD's Missuz...she holds him!!
Mudboy says, "Wouldn't it be nice...
If Right could sing...fer Truth and Life?!"
Then, outrun Left's spin...and INDICT Ol' Slick!!
Ohhh-oh-oh-oh...Truth Shall Reign!!
Someday, you'll know the same...
Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)
57 posted on 09/30/2001 0:06 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
At my signal, UNLEASH HELL!!
MUD
Nice, lively song! How 'bout this for a parody title: "Big-Hearted Dems.", HA!
Here's a real sweet motivater by Barry Farber for these last days before election 2002. Found it in the Newsmax archives (and will post it here, God and FR willing, on Sunday). He writes about us though he doesn't call Freepers by name:
Off the top of my head...Rush, JimRob, and Angelwood.
Great link, my FRiend...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Off the top of my head...Rush, JimRob, and Angelwood.
Amen, Mud. Here's another classic 'kick in the pants' for those doubting days (I know, we have you for that, lol!):
Winning the Culture War, Charlton Heston's powerful case against PC, Harvard Law School, 1999.
My new voter I.D.:
Fold on line,
sign secret code name.
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