More Slips of the Tongue...

[meandog]

And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" (Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)

"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him." (New Zealand rugby commentator)

"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator)

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Winston Bennett)

"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." (Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother." (Greg Norman)

"Sure, there have been deaths in boxing but none of them serious." (Alan Minter)

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." (Terry Venables)

"I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better." (Ron Atkinson)

"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)

"Morcelli has four fastest 1,500m times ever. And all those times over 1,500m." (David Coleman)

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." (Metro Radio)

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer." (David Acfield)

"What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in football?" (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)

"And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.........Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!" (US PGA Commentator)

[meandog]

One of the best one was from the late Howard Cossell who had the annoying habit of putting a "y" or "ie" on every athlete's first name--i.e. Frannie Tarkenton, Sammy Huff--anyway the Oakland Raiders had a player named Fair Hooker and it came out over the air "Fairy" Hooker; which the player took great exception to.

[Vidalia]

That's it! I can't stands no more!

Anything else posted today that even resembles comedy should be postponed until tomorrow.

God, my sides hurt and the coffee grounds are entwined in the hairs of my nose...

[billorites]

Check out Sheppard Smith's flub on Fox.

Click on J - Blow link.

[SengirV]

There was another good one from an LPGA commentator many years ago. A Golfer was stuck in a very bad position(play it where it lies and all). She had to straddle some flora/fauna, which lead to the following comment

"It must be real difficult for her to swing with that bush between her legs."

[KarlInOhio]

"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
-Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots

"Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
-Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:

[LoneGOPinCT]

I heard Shep's slip on Stern this morning. Pretty funny stuff!

[rightazrain]

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.........Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!" (US PGA Commentator)

The statement was first made by Arnie's wife on the Johnny Carson show. I know - I saw/heard it. She said it so innocently, and it brought the house down. It was really funny. This commentator is merely repeating what she said.

[Fraulein]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[Britton J Wingfield]

I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better." (Ron Atkinson)

This is entirely possible, as long as some are equally good.

[gcruse]

bttt