"Black XII: New Bridge to FReedom!!" (Time To Lead...)

The MudCave ^ | 15 November 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")

(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)

There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!

Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!

Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!

Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!

Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?

And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!

And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!

Work in progress...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"ClintonLovers!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")

ClintonLovers, why won't you come to your senses?!
You been defendin' Willie fer so long now...
Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!!
The RATS have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!

Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast...
She'll eat you if yer female!!
You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet...
Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!!
But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!

Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power,
Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!!
And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'...
Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!!

Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?!
The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!!
Guitars to tell the night time from the day!!
Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!!
Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!

Des'prat Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses
Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!!
RATS may be Losers, but there's a New World before you...
You better let the FReepers love you,
You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW, Lurkers..."Puff D'asshole" is as of yet unclaimed as a Screen Name.

[Mudboy Slim]

ACU's "Finally, an argument well made"
By David Keene

"As I reread President Bush’s speech and the arguments for going after Iraq, I couldn’t help but think back to the comments of another Texan last Sept. 12. Sen. Phil Gramm stood on the Senate floor within a day of the disasters in New York and Washington to suggest in the strongest terms possible that, while we may not be able to hunt down every one of Bin Laden’s buddies or change the hearts and minds of those to whom he appeals, we can do one thing to make the world safer in an era of state-sponsored or -supported terrorism."

"Gramm said then that we could make certain that no rational leader, regardless of where his or her sympathies might lay, would have the courage to make common cause with terrorists like bin Laden by demonstrating the costs of doing so. Taking out Saddam Hussein would certainly do that and the fact that some might believe he hasn’t really proved his case by coming up with the proverbial smoking gun before acting, might simply make them even more circumspect.

"Perhaps that’s what Bush is doing right now. The military campaign against Saddam Hussein’s Iraqi regime has already begun. Scores of U.S. aircraft are busily taking out his defenses and, presumably, targeting at least some of the sites at which his researchers are so busily working to develop the weapons he needs to cow his adversaries. The question of whether we follow up these air raids with a massive ground presence à la Desert Storm remains to be seen. One hopes we won’t have to, of course, as the cost in U.S. lives of doing so may be much higher than most Americans are presently prepared to accept, but as the president makes the case for whatever action might prove necessary, that could change."

"And he is finally making that case. His U.N. speech last week provided a public rationale for military action that went beyond what he and his spokesmen have said in the past and gave some coherence to the actions the administration is clearly considering in the months ahead. In the process, he has managed to prove one of the contentions of those who have said that the idea of tying U.S. action to either U.N. or foreign approval would be foolish. It is clear to all at this point that the Bush administration will act on its own if need be and that realization is convincing many of our “allies” to sign on. The nations that have been carping the loudest are nations headed by followers, not leaders, and they now appear ready to do what they do best...follow a leader. Some have even been heard to suggest in recent days that it’s time to admit that Saddam Hussein is a greater threat to the peace than George W. Bush.

"Bush is to be congratulated, not just for his willingness to make hard decisions, but for finally realizing that in a nation such as ours one cannot proceed without public support for those decisions. Many conservatives have been arguing for months that, while we firmly believe a case could be made justifying action against Iraq, the president hadn’t made it. We cannot run around the world taking out “bad guys” whenever we decide to do so or invading foreign lands because at some point their leaders might threaten our allies or us. The decision to risk the lives of Americans must be taken only when it can be demonstrated that there exists a real threat to our national security interests that cannot be tolerated. Absent such a showing, Americans will inevitably become little more than the policemen of the world with a wide-ranging mandate to strangle tyrants in their cradles as well as to protect our people and neighbors from full-grown thugs. That is the road that leads to Mogadishu and the hubris that has destroyed great civilizations throughout human history.

"Now, however, the case is being made and made effectively. Bush is arguing fairly convincingly that the world must act now against Hussein and making it clear that if we are forced to act alone we will do so because taking him out is in our national interest. It is still possible to disagree with the president’s conclusions or even to suggest that there are measures short of invasion that might allow us to deal effectively with the Iraqi threat, but it is no longer possible to suggest that the president is simply playing politics by considering a resort to the sword or to cavalierly reject the rationale he has presented as some of his critics do."

Good work, Mr. Keene...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Complete with chord changes. Awesome."

I give full credit to HarmonyCentral, linked in the title.

"...Mud's musical disciple

YerRight...I've got a whole lot to learn about the music side of these parodies...LOL!!

"What do you think of the live idea?"

Works fer me, but we've got a lotta rehearsin' to do first, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I've been doin' my durnedest to comply with our bet on the "SlickWillie Fools" thread, but MM ain't bitin'...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I've been doin' my durnedest to comply with our bet on the "SlickWillie Fools" thread, but MM ain't bitin'...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Sherry "El Vapid" Preston of ABC News just played a recording of Tom "Puff" Daschle ACCUSING Rush Limbuagh of stirring up hatred resulting in the Liberal-Socialists -- himself included, naturally -- of recieving tons of hate mail, threats, & God knows what else. You should've HEARD this whiney, wimply 'Rat bawling!!"

Rush drilled D'asshole a new one today, didn't he?!

Ya gotta love it...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Alabama has cuter cheerleaders than does Auburn."

"A-HA! Now I finally understand the obsession..."

You mean the Alabammy Obsession with American Football or the National Obsession?!

It's ALL 'bout gettin' chicks, cheerleaders are just a bonus...MUD

[Landru]

"i notice that your picture is NOT posted on your page! just a bunch of crazy men."

Well Lass?
Man does have a point, no?

"Should I post a picture of them, there might be even further eyebrows raised."

WHY??
Dear Lord, you're *not* saying they're Scottish, are you?

"~thinking to meself~ Hmmmm..methinks it's time I put manners on this one!"

Maybe it 'tis 'bout that time, at that.

"~to the room~..."

So!
I see you're a quick study.
Gonna do a li'l of that, "play the room" stuff yeself, now. Good for you.

"Engaging the O'Connor upper-cut, a tad cruel do you think people?"

Aye Lass; a tad brutal, it 'tis.
Personally I'd never recommend the O'Conner Sledgehammer be used to flatten a pea, tho'.

...bloody waste o' good force. ;^)

[stand watie]

LOL!

free dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm gonna put some stuff down on a digital medium so you can manipulate it. As long as everybody is tuned to A440 we're in business."

Excellent...I'm gettin' really psyched up. And now the dudes I play with are feelin' the fire under their britches now that they've got some "competition" and they're all hot to trot to git some stuff done, too...LOL!! We're gettin' together fer a jam tomorrow night.

"How do you want it? Wave file, mini disc, DAT . Just let me know."

Let me get back to you on that...I'm looking into some digital recorders now, as well as some music-manipulation software, so I'll let you know. I had a nice Korg D8 that I'd bought but the RATS stole it from my buddy's house this summer, but we'd gotten pretty used to the technology and I'll probably buy something similar of e-bay or whatever. I'm open fer suggestions...

"Might think about doin' this live at some point. At a FREEP, CPAC, or something. I ain't that far away. Could be fun. Maybe in DC, let our guys in Congress know we're out there and behind them. Hell, I'd do it at a barbeque with hot dogs, beer, and tequila. Just some thoughts..."

Any or all of the above would be great fer me...you'll come to find out I ain't shy 'bout beltin' it out...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Happygal]

So! I see you're a quick study.

~bowing~ I have a good teacher, Sensai *S*

[Mudboy Slim]

I feel like FReepin' some Lynyrd Skynyrd today...MUD

"That Smell"
(Written by Allen Collins - Ronnie Van Zant)

Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars
Oak tree you're in my way
There's too much coke and too much smoke
Look what's going on inside you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Angel of darkness is upon you
Stuck a needle in your arm
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose
One more drink fool, will drown you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"...
Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes
Say you'll be all right come tomorrow
But tomorrow might not be here for you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Hey, you're a fool you
Stick them needles in your arm
I know I been there before

One little problem that confronts you
Got a monkey on your back
Just one more fix, Lord might do the trick
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Life and Death on 'The Late Show'"

"David Letterman did something that has perhaps never been done on television. On October 30th, he devoted his entire program to a terminally ill musician, Warren Zevon. The show was a celebration of Zevon's music -- he performed three songs -- but it was also a public goodbye. It was a remarkable and moving program, and Letterman deserves credit for pulling it off so gracefully. So does Zevon, of course. Those who saw the show are not likely to forget it anytime soon. Warren Zevon is a rock singer/songwriter who has never sold many records. With the exception of "Werewolves of London," he's never had a hit. But he is known and respected among his fellow songwriters for his barbed take on life and his unusual subject matter. His song catalog is rife with colorful titles like "Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse," "Sentimental Hygiene," "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead," and "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner."

Thanks fer the heads-up, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The HildaBeast Screeches at Senator Nickles on Senate Floor!!"

Mrs. CLINTON. [snip] we went back to our last recession under the previous President Bush. We thought that would be a good model as to what was done five times to extend unemployment insurance benefits. ...If it was in some way misguided to rely upon the first Bush administration's extension of unemployment insurance, then we are going to say we did the best we could to look at what had been effective and worked in the past.

Mr. NICKLES. So the answer to my question is that language is still in the bill?

Mrs. CLINTON.We have the same language that was used in the first Bush recession. Now we are in the second Bush recession. We are using the same language. It worked then.

Mr. NICKLES. Will the Senator yield again? So that language is still in there. I will tell my colleague, I will never agree to this language passing. I will also tell my colleague, if she is politicizing this, talking about the first Bush recession and the second Bush recession, the first compensation package did not have the same triggers. ...I also ask my colleague, are not the triggers different under this proposal than the compensation packages that passed in the early nineties?

Mrs. CLINTON. It is the same kind of trigger, I am advised.

Mr. NICKLES. There are different triggers. More States would qualify for greater benefits; is that not correct?

Mrs. CLINTON. It includes States with concentrated high unemployment. That is true, there is a slightly different trigger. Again, I was not around in 1991 and 1992, so I cannot speak to what the Senator would or would not have done.

What a clueless ditz the HildaBeast is...LOL!! Either that or else she's pretending to be an Ignorant Dolt so as to disguise the fact that she is a bald-faced LIAR!!

Gonna be a fun coupla years bringin' Ol'BubbleButt down to size...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS Smell!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")

Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores...
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!

Limbaugh's Legions are upon you...
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vionce Foster's Death condemns you!!

Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"...
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove.
Think you'll be all right with all yer money...
But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't you help US tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!

Slick, yer a fool, dude!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!

One little problem that confronts you
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back...
Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick...
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!

TGIFReegards...Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReepers"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "FReeBird")

Left will steal, beg, or borrow...
To protect Ol' Slick Willie!!
But Bill must be travellin' on now...
'Cuz his Treason threatens our Liberty!!
If we condoned Slick's Corruption...
Country wouldn't be the same!!
Righteous must retake this World, now...
And this World shall be remade...oh-oh-oh-ah-oh-ohhhh...
And the Left shall feel our ra-a-a-age...
Lib'rals, bow yer heads in sha-a-a-a-a-ame...
Lord knows, World must cha-a-a-ange...........

[Guitar weepin']

Realize, Willie, you'll go to prison...yeah, yeah...
You're just a Tyrant, you can't change!!
Oh, please don't act like the Victim...
'Cuz Lord knows you're to blame.
Slick, if we condoned your crimes, boy...
Nation wouldn't be the same!!
So we FRee-eep fer the Truth now...
And this World we shall now change...ohh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ahhhh...
And Lib'rals we'll now de-Fame...
And the Medyuh shall be shamed!!!!!
Lord knows it shall change...
Lord, help us, we must cha-a-a-a-a-ange...
Folks, World Shall Change...
Won't ya join the FReeeeee-pers?!! Yeah-eah-eah!!

[Guitar Jammin' to close]

TGIFReegards...Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

"Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!"

etc
Good job!

[Mudboy Slim]

Muchas gracias, mi amigo...when're we doin' lunch?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mia T]

What a clueless ditz the HildaBeast is...LOL!! Either that or else she's pretending to be an Ignorant Dolt so as to disguise the fact that she is a bald-faced LIAR!

Those options are not mutually exclusive. BUMP!

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the heads up!