Sean Penn is going to Baghdad: below, name actors and places you'd like to send them, and state why

[Liz]

Although it may not be readily apparent, some of our superficial, botoxed Hollywarped talent might be helpful if they were sent out of country on official missions. And it would be such a relief to the rest of us at home if they weren't making all those violent porno movies.

Why not jump in and make suggestions as to which star, or Hollyweird type, you'd send to what destination and state the reasons why you think the star could be particularly helpful.

I would send:

Winona Ryder to Saudi Arabia. They know how to deal with shoplifters there.

Babs Strident to Iraq as a weapons inspector. Betcha she cam smell a nuke a mile away.

Rosie O'Donnell to Northern Ireland to broker a peace agreement. With her motor mouth, she'd scare the 600-years long antagonists into cease firing.

Alec Baldwin to go by popular invitation.....anywhere. Just get him out of the good old USA.....please.

[Liz]

Sean Penn is going to Iraq by invitation of the "Institute for Public Accuracy."

Huh?

[LibWhacker]

Sean Penn, Pelican Bay, treason.

[Fintan]

I'm old enough to remember when actors, actresses and entertainers were looked up to and respected...

[Paleo Conservative]

Chrisopher Reeves

[Liz]

Good choice but where? On what mission. And why?

[MadIvan]

Barry Manilow as first Earth Ambassador to Mars. Though admittedly half of the British housewives aged over 40 might storm after him.

Regards, Ivan

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Michael Jackson to Iraq, with the following note to Saddam:
"This is what they'll do to you if you don't tell the truth."

[AppyPappy]

I hope George Michaels and Pee Wee Herman beat him there.

[Lexington Green]

From the U.S. Code Online via GPO Access
[wais.access.gpo.gov]
[Laws in effect as of January 2, 2001]
[Document not affected by Public Laws enacted between
January 2, 2001 and January 28, 2002]
[CITE: 18USC2385]


TITLE 18--CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE

PART I--CRIMES

CHAPTER 115--TREASON, SEDITION, AND SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES

Sec. 2385. Advocating overthrow of Government

Whoever knowingly or willfully advocates, abets, advises, or teaches
the duty, necessity, desirability, or propriety of overthrowing or
destroying the government of the United States or the government of any
State, Territory, District or Possession thereof, or the government of
any political subdivision therein, by force or violence, or by the
assassination of any officer of any such government; or
Whoever, with intent to cause the overthrow or destruction of any
such government, prints, publishes, edits, issues, circulates, sells,
distributes, or publicly displays any written or printed matter
advocating, advising, or teaching the duty, necessity, desirability, or
propriety of overthrowing or destroying any government in the United
States by force or violence, or attempts to do so; or
Whoever organizes or helps or attempts to organize any society,
group, or assembly of persons who teach, advocate, or encourage the
overthrow or destruction of any such government by force or violence; or
becomes or is a member of, or affiliates with, any such society, group,
or assembly of persons, knowing the purposes thereof--
Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty
years, or both, and shall be ineligible for employment by the United
States or any department or agency thereof, for the five years next
following his conviction.
If two or more persons conspire to commit any offense named in this
section, each shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more
than twenty years, or both, and shall be ineligible for employment by
the United States or any department or agency thereof, for the five
years next following his conviction.
As used in this section, the terms ``organizes'' and ``organize'',
with respect to any society, group, or assembly of persons, include the
recruiting of new members, the forming of new units, and the regrouping
or expansion of existing clubs, classes, and other units of such
society, group, or assembly of persons.

[KriegerGeist]

Send Danny Glover to the Southern Sudan or Somolia along with his pal Samuel L. Jackson.

[b4its2late]

Alec Baldwin - ship him half way to Europe and leave him.

[vin-one]

Hillary to Saudia Arabia, and have to wear a burga(sp)and make her walk everywhere.
I know it doesn't fit the category but what the heck

[Bommer]

"Whoa! Mr. Blix! Is that what you and the UN do with your chemical weapons findings? Gnarly dude!"

[mountaineer]

Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon to someplace where they have only each other to look at 24 hours a day.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Poor Winona, she would have to hire a nose picker and butt scratcher after recieving her punishment for shop lifting in Saudi Arabia.

[Right_in_Virginia]

"Hillary to Saudia Arabia, and have to wear a burga(sp) and make her walk everywhere."

Good one. But, I want Babs Streisand to be Hillary's! roommate.

[hsmomx3]

Maybe the DNC is paying his way as well as others to go there. Better yet, maybe they should be required to live in Iraq for at least a year. Do you think they'll appreciate what we have over here? Probably not.

[Zig]

20 years ago, this was a handsome man.

Please pray for this disturbed, and deeply-troubled man!

[buffyt]

Did he take anyone with him????? I HOPE he took most of Hollywarped with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[buffyt]

I like the Alec Baldwin half way to England then dump him....

Maybe if Sean is still in Iraq when the war starts he will really become a Dead Man Walking. I know I wouldn't go where a war is brewing if I were not in the military!!!!!!!! But then, I have a BRAIN. Maybe he thinks Iraq is Oz and he is seeking a brain..... LOL