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Demi Dating Bill Clinton [Ex-POTUS Flacks Float Trial Baloon for Separation from Hillary in 2003]
The Australian 'New Idea' Publication ^ | Monday December 16, 2002 (Australian Time) | Staff Report

Posted on 12/15/2002 9:04:38 AM PST by ewing

Whispers from the Bill and Hillary Clinton camp suggests that Bill intends to seperate from his long suffering wife after the new year.

But bitter Action Hero Movie Star Bruce Willis is determined that the former POTUS will get nowhere will his former wife and mother of his children.

'Bruce has done his reasearch,' an aide says, 'He would have made a most excellent private detective.'

He likes to find out about people, and what he's found out about Bill Clinton was sufficient enough in his eyes to warrant contacting Demi.'

He told me: 'Clinton is a bigger womanizer than JFK ever was.'

But Demi, stunning as ever at 40 years of age [filming Charlies Angels 2] after a 1.2 million dollar makeover, is in no mood to listen to his pleas, and is said to be smitten with the man Bruce Willis has branded 'The Silver Fox.'


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California; US: New York
KEYWORDS: brucewillis; demigimmemoore; herheinous; official; queenhillsi; thetoon; trialballoon; yippeekaiaye
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To: ewing
Demi and DemiGod? Please say it ain't so.
101 posted on 12/15/2002 5:10:17 PM PST by billhilly
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To: ewing
At least it is good to know that the rumor about the North Carolina cutie being Elizabeth Dole is not true.
102 posted on 12/15/2002 5:29:32 PM PST by billhilly
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To: Free the USA; deport; ambrose; sampai; Fish out of Water; Torie
Sounds like LOVE to me ^@__*^
103 posted on 12/15/2002 5:42:51 PM PST by KQQL
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To: ewing
'He would have made a most excellent private detective.'

Who wrote this? Sean Penn?

104 posted on 12/15/2002 5:45:41 PM PST by Johnny Shear
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To: Charles Henrickson
Yahoo was wrong!

From PageSix.com 12/8/02

FLAMBOYANT interior decorator Bobby Trendy is still baring his claws at his former employer Anna Nicole Smith. Trendy - who is trying to have $50,000 of Smith's furniture repossessed for nonpayment - brought a drag queen Anna impersonator with him to Motorola's Christmas party at the Lot in West Hollywood Thursday night. "It was hilarious," chuckles our spy. "Everyone thought it was Anna at first, but at second look, you could tell it was a man." Trendy and his hulking Smith lookalike drew stares from the likes of Demi Moore, Christina Aguilera, Christina Ricci, Tobey Maguire, Tori Spelling, Paris Hilton and Johnny Knoxville.
105 posted on 12/15/2002 5:46:24 PM PST by I_Love_My_Husband
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To: ewing
No pics ???
106 posted on 12/15/2002 5:46:30 PM PST by KQQL
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To: ewing; Charles Henrickson
No, Anna is still Anna!

BOYS, that DOESN'T even look like her! She doesn't even HAVE those freckles!

Anyways, as I said, PageSix said FAKES!

Bobby Trendy is pretty pissed at Anna, that's why he did that.
107 posted on 12/15/2002 5:48:53 PM PST by I_Love_My_Husband
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To: ewing
If I were giving Bruce Willis advice, I would tell him to immediately begin custody proceedings for the three daughters. The oldest daughter,Rumer, is now 13.
108 posted on 12/15/2002 6:12:11 PM PST by Miss Marple
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To: Miss Marple
The problem is Willis is just as bad as Demi. He was into porn stars, brought them home, etc.....

BIG scandal with him and the pornstar.

I mean, Demi is weird and awful, but she's not dating a real life pornstar.
109 posted on 12/15/2002 6:25:42 PM PST by I_Love_My_Husband
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To: MinuteGal
Hey, Bruce! What did your private dicks find out about Billy Boy we don't know already?

If Wee Willy kept his dick private the private dick would've come up empty handed. On the other hand, Wee Willy would've had his hands full.

110 posted on 12/15/2002 6:41:55 PM PST by lonevoice
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To: ALOHA RONNIE
NEVER FORGET

...The Enemy Within HILLARY RODHAM...

One thing's for sure. The enemy within Hilary Rodham has never been WJC.

111 posted on 12/15/2002 6:45:00 PM PST by lonevoice
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To: ewing
Ahhhh. Poor Bruce Willis, Hollyweird Liberal, soon the mother of his children will become a humidor for the bent ones cigars. Hilliary can't yet reveal her relationship with Rosie O'donnel yet, she is still in office.
112 posted on 12/15/2002 6:57:18 PM PST by SSN558
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To: ewing; Squantos
That is just wrong! As a woman, I prefer to use "Trailer Park BJ Klintoon" Soon to be felon as a title for that critter.
113 posted on 12/15/2002 6:59:33 PM PST by CARepubGal
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To: CARepubGal
Anyone know the proper etiquette for burning all ones Demi Moore posters and videos ?

Stay safe !

114 posted on 12/15/2002 7:35:19 PM PST by Squantos
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To: Squantos
Let a few large dogs relieve themselves on the posters first. It seems fitting somehow.
115 posted on 12/15/2002 7:49:21 PM PST by CARepubGal
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To: CARepubGal
Some things even a dog won't do doo......!

Stay safe !!

116 posted on 12/15/2002 7:56:09 PM PST by Squantos
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To: Squantos
Mine would give me a catlike stare "You want me to do WHAT Where? Are you nuts Human?" is the message. I guess a standard fire will have to do. We have strict burn laws due to the dry brush all over So Cal but Texas should have more flexible burn laws.
117 posted on 12/15/2002 8:01:01 PM PST by CARepubGal
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To: CROSSHIGHWAYMAN
"...Demi learned her moves from stories Julia Roberts told her about Lyle Lovett!"

Lots of laughs!!!

Years ago, there was a joke going around that in a contest of 100 men, Lyle Lovett won second prize as the most handsome!

The other 99 all tied for first place.

118 posted on 12/15/2002 8:20:43 PM PST by albee
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To: ewing
Now that ol Billy boy has become an election liability Hitlery has decided to dump him. With those two throwing mud at each other this could get interesting.
119 posted on 12/15/2002 8:25:10 PM PST by John Lenin
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To: KQQL

120 posted on 12/15/2002 8:27:35 PM PST by John Lenin
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