Saddam's Gay Lover Tells All

Weekly World News | 3-22-02 | Vincenzo Sardi

[uncbuck]

PARIS -- Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein has split from his longtime gay lover after a bitter public spat -- and now the flamboyant dictator's ex-boyfriend is telling all the juicy details of the breakup!

"Saddam treated me like dirt," angry Terry Hammell, now 36, said in a world-exclusive interview. "He used me as a sexual plaything for years and then, when he decided I was getting too old, he tossed me aside like some used Kleenex. He just broke my heart."

Spurned Terry cataloged his much-older lover's misdeeds, claiming that Saddam:

Forced him to dress up for bizarre "role play" games, including "Cellmates in a Turkish Prison," "Patient and Nurse" and "Sultan and Harem Boy." Subjected him to "daily bare-bottomed spankings." Made him work out four hours a day to maintain a lean, sexy body. Cheated on him repeatedly with hunky soldiers from the elite Republican Guard. Verbally abused him when he gained weight, mockingly calling him "my little sow." Infected him with at least three sexually transmitted diseases. French-born Terry says that when the relationship began well over a decade ago, he thought he'd met the man of his dreams.

"I was just 25 at the time and I was flattered by the attention," he says.

"We would walk hand in hand in the palace gardens and make love on the rooftop under the stars. Or sometimes we'd just take bubble baths together and watch old gladiator movies.

"It didn't bother me that Saddam insisted on staying in the closet. I knew he had his macho image to maintain and I was content to stay in the background."

But the romance began to sour as Terry hit 30 and started losing his youthful waistline.

"For a long time, I tried to ignore the lustful looks Saddam gave troops on parade, and the rumors that he was sleeping with several of his handsome military aides," he says.

But it became impossible to ignore the gossip when, in December, Terry caught the tubby, mustachioed despot romancing a rosy-cheeked young corporal under his desk.

That night, the sweethearts had an angry confrontation at a packed diplomatic ball.

"I accused Saddam flat out of cheating on me -- and he slapped me right in the face," recalls Terry. "As I stood there, crying my eyes out, he called me a 'silly @#$*&.'

"He said he was the most powerful man in the Middle East and would sleep with whoever he pleased. I finally ran out, weeping."

Fearing reprisals, Terry fled the country and has taken refuge in his native Paris.

[ApesForEvolution]

Regardless the source, this is all too believable. Sodom Insane and his rump-humping frog...

[Experiment 6-2-6]

Clearly Terry is a fraud. Satan is the real lover, as we ALL know from South Park!

[discostu]

Holy crap, Matt and Trey were right.

[Chad Fairbanks]

"That Saddam, he was such a bitch..."

[APBaer]

Saddam, if you have any WMD, it's okay to
use them on this POS's sorry ass.

[InvisibleChurch]

That night, the sweethearts had an angry confrontation at a packed diplomatic ball.

"I accused Saddam flat out of cheating on me -- and he slapped me right in the face,"

let's see, hussein shoots people for getting in his way; chops them into little pieces and sends them home in garbage bags to wives and massacres 5,ooo kurds w/ gas and we're supposed to believe that he has lover's spats and merely slaps this guy...

[arthurus]

a story about Bat Boy or Snake Boy or Monkey Boy

WWN had quit a scoop a few years ago when they broke the story that Rush Limbaugh, noted radio commentator, had met with space aliens. Rush had a ball with that issue and WWN had a very lucrative week.

[mrsmith]

"I'm Saddam Hussein and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day..."

[Centurion2000]

Holy crap, Matt and Trey were right.

How long until we invade Canada then ?

[babygene]

" I thought he was making WMD in heaven with the Mormons!"

What the heck is that suppose to mean?

[ErnBatavia]

[outpost44]

"Saddam treated me like dirt," angry Terry Hammell,...(I think it was supposed to read "Terry Mcauliffe")

[alnick]

Oh man, I had a mouth full of iced tea when I clicked on "My Comments" and saw your picture. I'm surprised that I didn't get iced tea all over my monitor.

[discostu]

I'd be willing to forgoe an invasion if they'd just kill Celine Dion. In a very painful way. That takes a long time. And is video taped. And sold on cable.

[Marines981]

i dont believe this one minute because its unholy for muslims to let guys go for each other.

[gitmo]

Check out the link. See if you believe the article after you see the web page. It looks like the enquirer.
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

[freedumb2003]

WWN is the ONLY tabloid left worth reading. The Inquirer, etc. only follow celebrities around hoping to get naked photos of them or lay out conspiracy theories.

When it comes to "I saw Elvis on a UFO" or "800 lb Baby Eats Self" headlines, the WWN is the place to go!

[HangThemHigh]

"i dont believe this one minute because its unholy for muslims to let guys go for each other."

And Baptists don't drink. The forbidden fruit is all the sweeter.

[hchutch]

Pinging to Post #10 - South Park had it first!